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Kola
Moderator
Username: Kola
Post Number: 1766
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, June 26, 2005 - 04:44 am: | 
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Well, RAD...
to truly be in the family...we have to KNOW YOU.
Like who you are and stuff.
Here's some questions.
Don't be afraid to be HONEST...we love
people no matter who they are---although we
sometimes kick their ass around a bit before
we trust them.
(1) Where were you born?
(2) What's your favorite flower or plant?
(3) Are you married? Were you ever married? Do you have a girlfriend? Are you gay or bisexual?
(4) What's your religion.
(5) Do you eat meat?
(6) Can you swim?
(7) What's your favorite movie of all time?
(8) What's your second favorite movie of all time?
(9) Do you like to dance or prefer to watch?
(10) Who's the ugliest woman in the world to you?
(11) If you could be any jock/sportsman for one weekend who would it be?
(12) Do you believe in teaching children to believe in Santa Claus?
(13) Do you eat candy?
(14) What's your favorite PET that you ever had and how did it die?
(15) At what age did you have Measles and when did you have Mumps?
(16) Where's your Mom from?
(17) Did your father raise you?
(18) Did your mom braid your hair (between her knees) when you were a kid?
(19) What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
(20) Which soap opera do you remember being on in your house growing up? Do you watch soaps?
(21) What size CHURCH shoe do you wear?
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3676
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, June 26, 2005 - 11:46 am: |
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Kola,
JEEZ. The only thing you left out were the following:
22) What were the results of your last proctology exam?
23) How many same-sex partners have you had?
24) Have you ever been indicted for being a serial killer?
and the pièce de résistance...
25) Don't you find Kola Boof to be the most beautiful, fionest, most luscious breasted woman alive? (Don'tcha?) |
Radiationx
Regular Poster
Username: Radiationx
Post Number: 34
Registered: 06-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, June 26, 2005 - 10:20 pm: |
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Against my better judgement i've decided to answer your questions
1. Florida (large city in North Florida)
2. Don't have one
3. Never been maried, I'm hetro, Yes i have a
girlfriend
4. Christian
5. Yes
6. like a fish
7. I have many: Love Jones, She's gotta have it,
Pi, Good Will Hunting, Goonies,.....
9. I can't dance
10. Natasha (she helped me lose my virginity)
11. JORDAN!!!!!!!
12. Yes, I like Santa
13. rarely
14. Prince (dog) Dad took him to the pound
15. Never had them
16. Florida
17. Yes
18. No
19. Tuna
20.The jeffersons, Good Times...
21. 10.5
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Rustang
Veteran Poster
Username: Rustang
Post Number: 59
Registered: 04-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 27, 2005 - 12:49 am: |
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Kola,you could just mail the man a nice psychological evaluation like the MMPI and when he mails it back he could include his professional resume along with a brief biography of himself.Something in the 10,000 word range should be sufficient,as long as it includes an adequate sampling of any recurring dreams,resentments and bitterness,childhood behavioral abberations,such as bed wetting or fire starting,that sort of thing. |
Kola
Moderator
Username: Kola
Post Number: 1794
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 27, 2005 - 02:08 am: |
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RadiationX: Against my better judgement I've decided to answer your questions.
Kola: Nothing wrong with being a good sport. It's just a game. You could ask us a bunch of questions, too.
Anyway, that was a good start, RAD.
You seem like a pretty cool guy.
Rustang--you're too funny! (Bedwetting is actually one of the better and telling questions, though I didn't think I needed all that info).
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Libralind2
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Libralind2
Post Number: 158
Registered: 09-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2005 - 09:05 pm: |
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Rustang: Im screaming over here..to funny. I needed a laugh ROUGH day
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