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     Kola Moderator Username: Kola Post Number: 1758 Registered: 02-2005 Rating: |
ABM, I just saw Eve's sex tape, too. Is that how people have sex? GOSH. I kept wanting to see him fuck her. I guess it was safe sex. **Boy, it sure does make me paranoid, though. I fear that nowadays....a guy would film it if we had sex. It's really scary. And I'm sure that my enemies (of whose numbers will be growing) would love to see a Kola Boof sex video---especially one with me sucking a big black cock. LOL I can hear them hissing in their soulful baritones: "Now, bitch! Suck dat! Toll you she won't shit!" __________ Poor Eve. She looked like she didn't know there was a camera there. See how HIS face was hidden. He had a sexy body, though. I'm jealous she can take a dildo like that. Just easy like it's nothing. WOW. I started to post a link to the tape, but then I realized that EVE is probably being duped by this asshole. | ||
| Abm "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Abm Post Number: 3667 Registered: 04-2004 Rating: N/A |
Kola, HAHA!!! I just knew YOU couldn't pass THIS one up! You should get over the paranoia, Babe. 'Cause as soon as you get big enough, some fool will start hustling tapes of you going booty-up like crack cocaine. 'Sides. We all know you'd LOVE that stuff to get out anyway. Heck! You'd probably allow visitors of your website to download it. But if some dude pull that stunt, be sure to sue his @$$-off for copyright infringement and writers/publishing/production credits. This vengeful vixen voyeurism has become the numero uno form of payback spurned guys use against women who've kicked their punk@$$e$ to the curb. (Theory: Eve's entertainment career has BLOWNUP since the film was produced, and dude's pissed he hasn't been able to ride her coattails.) My wife thinks that although Eve obviously liked the guy, he was probably gay. That explains the sex toy sans his penis. And by the way it was shot, and the fact that you could only see her, and not his face, he OBVIOUSLY set this thing up so he could use it against her later. Chicks! When yawl gon' learn to start checking rooms for camera's before you wet-n-nasty with some dude you're NOT married to? I started to post the link to it too. But although I'm a perv', I'm not a pornographer (Well. Okay. That's my attorney has advised me to declare.) | ||
| Abm "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Abm Post Number: 3668 Registered: 04-2004 Rating: N/A |
Addendum: And for a woman to make it to where SHE has in the entertainment business, especially via the hip-hop route, Eve probably has endured more challenging 'toys' than the one featured on this film. | ||
| Radiationx Regular Poster Username: Radiationx Post Number: 33 Registered: 06-2005 Rating: N/A |
I just saw the video, all 18 seconds of it. My question is, how does she have sex with a dude that wears a spiked armband? lmao! | ||
| Kola Moderator Username: Kola Post Number: 1761 Registered: 02-2005 Rating: N/A |
ABM: 'Sides. We all know you'd LOVE that stuff to get out anyway. Heck! You'd probably allow visitors of your website to download it. KOLA: Bullshit. Do you think I want my sons to see me having sex with a man who's not their father!? You really don't understand me, ABM. | ||
| Kola Moderator Username: Kola Post Number: 1763 Registered: 02-2005 Rating: N/A |
Anyway. SEX TIP: The importance of giving your man a good blow job up front---is because men aren't at their OPTIMUM BEST until they get that first nut out of the way. Sorry to be gross, but you guys know me. You're my family---the ones in the doorway like Cynique telling passerbys, "She's retarded--we got her from Unicef, just step around her". Seriously, though. After that first nut, MEN can fuck a long, long, long time. EVE would have propped him better so he could fuck if she had known she was being filmed. And I think your wife is right, ABM, because she didn't seem to be enjoying that dildo up in her. Did you see the scowl on her face, as if to say---"This motherfucker don't even know what he's doing!" I sure was turned on by his leg, though. | ||
| Abm "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Abm Post Number: 3671 Registered: 04-2004 Rating: |
Kola, Girl. You know I’m kidding about your enjoying the dissemination of a Kola XXX video. I figure even YOU ain't that 'cheeky'. HAHAHA!! Eve is stressed because a MAN really ain't got no business using a dildo on a woman. That's for when there is NO man around. If a man can't lay the pipe myself, he should get outtah the way and let somebody else at it who knows what to...and can DO it. Kola: "The importance of giving your man a good blow job up front---is because men aren't at their OPTIMUM BEST until they get that first nut out of the way." ABM: Destined might disagree with you about THAT one. It's all mind over matter, Babe. Mind over matter. ;) | ||
| Kola Moderator Username: Kola Post Number: 1764 Registered: 02-2005 Rating: N/A |
****Grinning****** Because I knew that our resident HAM would come in here and stick his big CHEST out. __________ ""deleted lewd comments about SnakeGirl's "twat" and ABM's mind over matter. ________ But I will say this, ABM: They don't call me "muscle-crusher" for nothing. | ||
| Libralind2 "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Libralind2 Post Number: 149 Registered: 09-2004 Rating: N/A |
::covering eyes::: LiLi | ||
| Abm "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Abm Post Number: 3674 Registered: 04-2004 Rating: N/A |
Kola: "Because I knew that our resident HAM would come in here and stick his big CHEST out." ABM: Oh. You're just jealous that you don't get to see me 'stick out' something else. ;) Yeah. I your "musle-crusher" legend well know. I hear that they tell cheating Eygptian men about that to scare them into being faithful to their wives. |
