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Kola
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Username: Kola
Post Number: 1586
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, June 19, 2005 - 10:36 pm: | 
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I'm coming to New York City AT LAST!!!
But first.....
Remember my FLOP thread offering
money if you could name the
characters in my upcoming
novel, "She Wiped It On the Wall"?
WELL...here are the NAMES:
(SECRET)......aka Nichelle Coretta Hudson
Lyon Pomeroy
Prince Rohan Duchy
Nana Carolee
Miss Butterscotch (the lead character's mother)
Josette Gemini
50 Puffs
Nestor Tarantino
Barney Buttfucker
Epiphany
ALSO....I will finally meet TROY JOHNSON in person!!!
...I just found out
that I'm going to have a "big show" in NEW YORK CITY at last!!
The New York Chain Gang
Presents
AN EVENING WITH KOLA BOOF
Sunday, October 9th
The Afrikan Poetry Theater
location:
http://www.afrikapoetrytheatre.com/
ADDITIONALLY:
I'll be doing a reading at a Barnes and Noble
TAPING one of those Book Readings with Troy Johnson
and appearing on ABC T.V. (local)--Sunday Oct. 9th before the show/reading that night.
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3509
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 20, 2005 - 11:40 am: |
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Kola,
Forgive me.
This CERTAINLY is not intended to demean or to refer to your appearance or anything like that ('cause you're amongst the most 'doable' African chicks I know).
But whenever I think of your visiting NYC, thoughts of some wierd kind of gender reversal come to mind where you're "King Kong" and Troy's the 'Fey Ray' you dangle from the Empire State Building!
HAHAHA! |
Kola
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Username: Kola
Post Number: 1587
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 20, 2005 - 11:42 am: |
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LOL
You're crazy!
I'm sure a lot of black men feel that way and it is SAD.
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Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 1229
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 20, 2005 - 11:44 am: |
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Kola:
This is IT!! The BIG TIME (Literarywise, anyway)
Da BIG APPLE.. TroyJohnsonville!
You will HAVE to have some outrageous outfits to wear and stage some outrageous publicity--er--events! |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3518
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 20, 2005 - 02:10 pm: |
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Kola,
I agree with Chris. There's no place like the NYC to make an artistic SPLASH.
Hey. If you EVER thought about letting the 'puppies' roam free in public, there' NO better place to do it than in the Big Apple.
*CRUNCH!* |
Kola
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Username: Kola
Post Number: 1596
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 20, 2005 - 02:33 pm: |
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I will NOT be going topless (unless I get in a fist fight with an audience member)....
...but I will do my best....to make a SPLASH.
The good, good thing...is that I have "backers" and "promoters" who believe in me....and it was THEIR IDEA...to bring me to N.Y. and the ones FINANCING it all are
BLACK MEN
(black men who "agree" with what I have to say and who know, instinctively, that through MY body and ONLY my body---the black can rule the world) He'll never cut it as a nigger.
Chinweizu all the way in Nigeria...is also working miracles at the U.S. and British publishing houses. He is much respected.
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3523
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 20, 2005 - 03:37 pm: |
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Kola,
Don't you think it IRONIC that the people whom you criticise the most - BLACK MEN - are your most ardent supporters.
We brothahs may just yet escape Kola Hell. |
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