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Kola
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Username: Kola
Post Number: 1556
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, June 18, 2005 - 05:02 pm: | 
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I'm NOT pregnant!
I just got word from the doctor's office.
So now, on Monday, we still have to figure out what is wrong with me.
My kids are becoming frustrated as I can't go outdoors and entertain them or cook.
Thomas thinks it's all an elaborate SCHEME to get his attention and he informed me that I had better NOT BE pregnant.
And of course it was HIM who fucked me to death on the pretense of wanting to get back together a fews ago before I left for D.C., remember?
The nerve of these men!!
I told him this morning, "Don't call here and ask my Nurse SHIT, nigga!"
As if EYE have to stoop to playing Scarlett O'Hara just to get a man's attention!!
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3467
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, June 18, 2005 - 05:09 pm: |
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Uh...'congratulations'? |
Radiationx
First Time Poster
Username: Radiationx
Post Number: 1
Registered: 06-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 21, 2005 - 04:30 pm: |
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Didn't you give him the lovin? Did you use protection? |
Kola
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Username: Kola
Post Number: 1670
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 21, 2005 - 05:20 pm: |
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No, we didn't use protection. LOL
Although, we certainly should have.
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Radiationx
Newbie Poster
Username: Radiationx
Post Number: 2
Registered: 06-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 21, 2005 - 07:48 pm: |
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well how can you be mad it him for "fucking the shit out of you"? Women... I bet you got on top, and probably sucked his D1ck too. |
Kola
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Username: Kola
Post Number: 1673
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 21, 2005 - 07:51 pm: |
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Radiationx, you sound like you're at home jerking off.
LOL
And no, I never get on top...with my coochie hole, it HAS TO BE blasted open, I can't ride--LOL, sucked his dick too??? Well, of course, but he usually Face-fucks me.
Hope all that helps. 
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Kola
Moderator
Username: Kola
Post Number: 1674
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 21, 2005 - 07:53 pm: |
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I know, I know.
I'm a public figure. I shouldn't post such nasty things.
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Radiationx
Newbie Poster
Username: Radiationx
Post Number: 3
Registered: 06-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 21, 2005 - 07:57 pm: |
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Sorry Sis, i'm not jerking off. And if I were i wouln't have to worry about getting some irresponsible woman pregnant. |
Kola
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Username: Kola
Post Number: 1675
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 21, 2005 - 08:38 pm: |
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Yes, you're right----being irresponsible is how Thomas and I had two children in the first place.
LOL
But guess what. I don't think we're the first fools. Nor shall we be the last.
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3559
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 21, 2005 - 09:52 pm: |
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Kola,
Tsk. Tsk Tsk.
You're resort to ANY skanky trick to jak-off the new guy. |
Kola
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Username: Kola
Post Number: 1683
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, June 21, 2005 - 10:01 pm: |
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A tiskett, a taskett....
OH ABM, never fear.
RadiationX will soon learn that all my "vulgarities" are for ABM.
AND......ask any man I've ever been with
I don't do "jack offs".
ICK
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3563
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - 04:44 am: |
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Kola: "RadiationX will soon learn that all my "vulgarities" are for ABM."
ABM: Lucky me.
Kola: I don't do "jack offs".
ABM: You won't do THAT but you'll 'BLOW the man 'down''. HAHAHA! Girls can be SO fickle. |
Kola
Moderator
Username: Kola
Post Number: 1699
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - 04:49 am: |
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That's right, ABM.
I can't stand all that "turkey neck" flab around my fingers!
Plus, it feels weird when you keep pulling on a man's prick real fast. I don't want to hurt it.
And it takes TOOOOOO LONG. Shit.
I like the ORAL thing, because it's so much more effective and requires a lot of "Psychotic" bon knots.
It's really easier and more satisfying----and I don't want GOOK all over my hands. You can't get the smell out for days!!!
Swallowing a raw egg-----provides lots of protein as well, but I've never been able to do that.
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3565
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - 05:01 am: |
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Kola: "Plus, it feels weird when you keep pulling on a man's prick real fast. I don't want to hurt it...And it takes TOOOOOO LONG.
ABM: Not if you know whatcha doing, Honey. Not if you know whatcha doing.
Kola: "I can't stand all that "turkey neck" flab around my fingers...I don't want GOOK all over my hands. You can't get the smell out for days!!!"
ABM: Yet you don't have those concerns about your MOUTH?
Kola: "Swallowing a raw egg-----provides lots of protein as well, but I've never been able to do that."
ABM: Probably because, unlike with a man, there's no rooster cheering you on.
Btw: On what page can I find "'Psychotic' bon knots" in my Karma Sutra guidebook? Is it included in some Sudanese addendum? |
Kola
Moderator
Username: Kola
Post Number: 1702
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - 05:04 am: |
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OK, ABM.
I give up. LOL
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3574
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - 05:55 am: |
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HAHAHA!
I'm sorry. But the things you say bring the fakewannabee comedian out of me likah mofo. |
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