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Abm
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Posted on Friday, May 27, 2005 - 07:05 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

"Well ladies. All we need now are some well-hung Black men. *giggle*"


Seems these days what White “Housewives” are most “Desperate” for are them some Black jocks. Because the following has been observed of the White female stars of ABC’s wildly popular “Desperate Housewives”:

@ Last fall, a ‘nude’ Nicolette Sheridan straddles Black NFL All-Pro receiver Terrell Owens during a Monday Nite Football promotion.
@ You can spy Eva Longoria cheering on her Afro-French NBA beau Tony Parker during his San Antonio Spur playoff games.
@ And even “Housewives’” biggest star Teri Hatcher can be seen tripping the lights fantastic with 7-foot Black ex-NBA’er and co-star of Fox’s “The Best Damn Sports Show, Period” John Salley. (Teri: “I’m the show’s biggest star, you lowly b*+%#es. I demand the biggest Black man!”)

Foks. Kola was right. Run for your lives!

‘Cause the ‘Black Man & White Woman Apocalypse’ is indeed upon us!
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Abm
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Posted on Friday, May 27, 2005 - 07:10 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Btw: Is it just me, are are these ladies using the EXACT SAME plastic surgeon and hair/make-up stylist?
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Abm
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Posted on Friday, May 27, 2005 - 07:11 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

"or are", not "are are". ("ARRRR!")
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Anunaki3600
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Posted on Tuesday, May 31, 2005 - 09:54 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

"Mandingo Syndrome" as a mental condition has been a curse (or some would say blessing)on White American women ever since they first landed on American shores. Their men's greatest fear was that white women might eat the forbidden fruit (giant plantain bananas) in order to easy this devastating mental condition. They showed her "Birth of a Nation" as shock therapy to releive her from this condition but she much prefered to watch "King Kong". This syndrome has mutated from being a simple emotional/physical condition to a more deadly condition making millions of their wives DESPERATE. Hehe heeee. Wait until this desperate condition turns lethal. Black men will wish they had listened to Marcus Garvey and moved to Africa on the "Black Star".
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Abm
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Posted on Tuesday, May 31, 2005 - 12:07 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Anunaki,

So you're predicting a lethal rebuke of the BM/WW coupling is imminent?
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Yahawah_da
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Posted on Friday, June 03, 2005 - 01:10 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

St. John 8:32, And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

www.theholyconceptionunit.org
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Moonsigns
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Posted on Friday, June 10, 2005 - 10:24 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Oh please. The average, white woman wants a black man about as much as the average, black man wants her. Pretty slim chance. Too much hype.

On a side note, Eva is Mexican. Guess you missed the 'DHW's' episode of Oprah. She asked Eva how she felt about her character being the only "minority" on the show, but how it also felt to be cast as the "richest." Eva had a shyt-faced smile and loudly proclaimed, "And I have a White gardener"--and slapped Oprah a high five. Eva isn't white.

Another side note, I'd say only 2 of those women have had plastic surgery--and it looks like crap.

heehee



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