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kola@aalbc.com
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Username: Kola
Post Number: 206
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - 05:31 pm: | 
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Someone sent me a funny joke...so I'm posting it. Please feel free to post some of that you have, too.
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The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy,
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband!
That's against the law!
I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of
bad things will happen!
Absolutely not, you can 'NOT' have any cyanide!"
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture
of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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Chris Hayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 1015
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2005 - 04:23 pm: |
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I don't know if this joke is funny or not--but I'll report. You decide.
Two women are working together in an office. One woman's husband calls and engages her in a long and passionate conversation. A short time later a deliveryman arrives with a loving telegram. A short time after that one arrives with a dozen long stemmed roses.
The woman sighs and says, "I know what these roses mean. When I go home now I'm going to have to spend all weekend on my back naked with my legs parted and in the air.
And the second woman asks, "Don't you have a vase?" |
Yvette Perry
Regular Poster
Username: Yvettep
Post Number: 37
Registered: 01-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2005 - 08:53 pm: |
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FUNNY--both!
Alright, I'll jump in with the funniest--and most applicable--joke anyone ever told me when I was home w/newborn twins:
A woman is walking down a busy city sidewalk with one of her breasts out from her blouse, exposed in full view. People are passing by, looking, but too unsure to say anything to her.
After several blocks, finally an older woman approaches her and says: "Look, honey, I have to tell you something: You walking around here with one of your breasts hanging out."
The woman looks down at her chest, shakes her head and sighs, saying, "Damn--I left the baby on the bus." |
kola@aalbc.com
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Username: Kola
Post Number: 227
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2005 - 08:56 pm: |
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Chris,that was hilarious. Thanks for posting on my board. I had thought you were boycotting my board or something.
Yvette. Congratulations on TWINS! Talk about work. I bet you're quite a mom....AND.....a brilliant poster.
Kola
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Chris Hayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 1016
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2005 - 10:30 am: |
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Another one. Stop if you've heard this before.
Man and a woman in a retirement home. Man has been taking Viagra and is feeling horny. Wants to make whoopee with the woman.
He bothers her and bothers her about it.
Finally he says, "I'll bet you can't guess how old I am."
She says she can. He says she has to go to bed with him if she can't. She says fair enough.
She tells him to strip naked and turn around in a circle three times. He does it.
"Seventy six," she says.
"That's amazing," he sputters. "How did you know that?"
"You told me last week," she says. |
Yvette Perry
Regular Poster
Username: Yvettep
Post Number: 38
Registered: 01-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, March 03, 2005 - 09:25 am: |
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Funny, Chris: reminds me of when my late grandmother was in an assisted care facility--There were a couple extremely dapper elderly Black men who were, as you can imagine, playa-playas in this environment of mostly women. One would always say to me with a sly wink when I'd visit, "You know, I like your grandmother." I'd ask Grandmommy about it and she'd just be, "Oh, please, I don't have time for these silly old men and the young ones just want my social security check!"
Kola, thanks for the kind words. My girls will be 5 next week and most days I'm amazed that they have become such wonderful (tho challenging...) kids. Never a dull moment, as they say! |
kola@aalbc.com
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Username: Kola
Post Number: 231
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, March 03, 2005 - 11:03 am: |
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Thanks Yvette.
I have two sons--7 and 5. They are TOOOOOO handsome and just so smart and so kindhearted.
Plus funny.
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Also---
I would like you and others to please feel free to post your own THREADS on this board, because that way we can get more input on topics that others find compelling. I really don't want this to be a "Kola" board.
I'm just the moderator--and anything goes.
Unlike Troy's "Culture" board, however, my board is sort of more ADULT-oriented where people can raise any issue ("can anal sex be enjoyable?") and speak their mind. There is no REGISTRATION here, because I wanted people to be able to post anonymously and not have their IPs tracked.
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