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Abm "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Abm
Post Number: 2109 Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Wednesday, November 17, 2004 - 11:39 pm: |
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Uh Oh! It looks like our friendly-neighborhood pedophile and porn star/director R. Kelly has struck again. It seems another chick has been caught on film bumpin'/grindin' with Kelly. And, in the spirit of American capitalism, another brothah tried to illegally exploit Kelly's 'art' for his own economic benefit. A Chicago brothah named Derrick Mosley tried to use embarrassing tales of Kelly's having produced a taped of his having sex with DeLeon Sheffield to extort money out of her rich/famous husband NY Yankees slugger Gary Sheffield. The Sheffields, however, smartly reported the matter to the authorities, who summarily arrested Mosely. Kelly and DeLeon's trysts occurred 10 years ago, prior to her relationship with Gary, when she was a young up/coming GOSPEL singer. ("Don't you know it's always the "good girls" that are the most trouble.") AMAZINGLY, though, DeLeon is reputed to have been of consenting age while she was alleged to have been "Doing it with the 'R'." Kelly must have been having a slow week rummaging the local high schools for pubescent girls. But legend has it DeLeon didn't look a day over 15 in the catholic school mini skirts Kelly demanded she wear during their encounters. And the faux high school cheerleading routines she performed for him really helped to prep him for their filming. |
Brelei715 "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Brelei715
Post Number: 115 Registered: 09-2004
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Thursday, November 18, 2004 - 10:56 am: |
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Well technically if she had a relationship with him OVER 10 years ago and she's only 28 she wasn't grown....and her mother said she was with him when she was a teenager (even though 18 & 19 are in the teens). |
A_womon "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: A_womon
Post Number: 1166 Registered: 05-2004
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Thursday, November 18, 2004 - 08:39 pm: |
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Hey did anyone see the vibe awards? 50cent has on a tee shirt that said "RKelly Run, I got me a gun!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! |
Abm "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Abm
Post Number: 2111 Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Thursday, November 18, 2004 - 08:43 pm: |
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Brelei, Note in my title I say "...(Allegedly) Was Grown" . A_womon, HAHA! No. I wish I had seen that. |
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