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Moonsigns
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Username: Moonsigns

Post Number: 449
Registered: 07-2004

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Posted on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 - 07:30 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Kola,

Though I disagree with many things you write, I should have never wrote, "May you eat the bread of sorrow." As I reflected on my words, I felt compelled to apologize to you. I am sorry and I ask that you please forgive me. In my heart of hearts, I would never want you to suffer anymore than you already have. My words were impulsive and wrong.

Sincerely,

Moonsigns

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Kola_boof
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Username: Kola_boof

Post Number: 362
Registered: 07-2004

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Posted on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 - 11:10 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

It's OK Moon.

I've said far meaner, more vicious things to you in anger and annoyance---and didn't mean them either. Especially the attacks on your kids.

Although it literally hurts me at this point to even talk to you, deep inside I am very sorry that I feel so much resentment and hate for you, and even sadder that I feel so justified in it.

God help the world. Because I can't accept it the way it is. But at the same time, I have no right to blame you for the entire world being fucked up and prejudiced against me.

Be well.

Kola





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Abm
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Post Number: 1903
Registered: 04-2004

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Posted on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 - 12:42 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Ladies,

And now if A_womon, Cynique, Justwrite, Kathleen, Bleekindigo, Brelei, Rashena, Crystal, Linda (I hope I didn't leave out any chicks.) will join in this, yawl can just strip off all your clothes, squirt each other with Hershey's fudge and Cool Whip, hug and kiss all over each other and sing "We Shall Over Come", that would be grand.

Believe me, you all will feel A LOT better if you do that.


(Don't worry Lambd. I've got the camcorder all cued up.)
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Cynique
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Username: Cynique

Post Number: 1718
Registered: 01-2004

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Posted on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 - 01:00 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Your forgot lawchic, Abm, who I want on board, in case we have to sue you for selling photos to the National Enquirer.
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Lawchic
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Post Number: 34
Registered: 10-2004

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Posted on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 - 04:18 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Sue? Hell, we gonna get paid big bucks if we do all that!! We'll be in Maxim, Stuff, Jugs, Black Tail, and Skinemax on Saturday night. I'll negotiate the contract. LOL.
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Abm
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Post Number: 1921
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Posted on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 - 05:03 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

("WOW! This was easier than I thought it would be. My luck must be hot right now. Maybe it's time I finally play Powerball!")


Cynique,

Don't worry. I always have my ho's, I mean hoochies...I mean LADIES sign a standard release form (before I post their nude pictures all over the Internet).


Lawchic,

Sorry to leave you out. Please don't sue me for abandonment of affections.

Because you gottah know Daddy ABM want to see chocolate and whip cream dripping off your naked body as much as I do the rest of'em.

And to make it up to you, I'll even toss some extra 'cherries' and 'nuts' on yah. <umumgood!>
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Linda
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Username: Linda

Post Number: 79
Registered: 01-2004

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Posted on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 - 05:19 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

ABM: you are tooooo much! Now, I have to ask. Will you be filming in full screen? Cuz, I'm only 5'1'' and I would hate to be missed in a tight shot. Especially, once we over come and need a little room to---catch our breath. (singing can be exhausting you know)
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Abm
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Post Number: 1926
Registered: 04-2004

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Posted on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 - 05:44 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Linda,

Don't worry, Strawberry Short Cake. Daddy gotchu covered!

Cause see. Playah...playah will be using 5 camera angles. So I don't intend to miss a thang.

And I've even got some guys at MIT finishing up a special kinda 3-D camera.

That'll help me to make what I like to call my "Make yo' money, ladies." shots.
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Moonsigns
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Post Number: 453
Registered: 07-2004

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Posted on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 - 05:58 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Abm,

No, it's not luck, it's just a full moon--literally. Full moons make people do weird things. It's a powerful force of nature.

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Moonsigns
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Post Number: 454
Registered: 07-2004

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Posted on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 - 05:58 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Damn....
How did my apology turn into this?

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Linda
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Username: Linda

Post Number: 80
Registered: 01-2004

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Posted on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 - 06:07 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Thank you daddy. You know how I love creativity, especially when it involves m-o-n-e-y. Green is such a nice color and with Lawchic on the case we will be literally rooooolling in it. Hahahaha
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Cynique
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Username: Cynique

Post Number: 1723
Registered: 01-2004

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Posted on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 - 07:17 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I need to be assured that these photos will be air brushed. I don't want my breast implant scars to show.
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Crystal
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Username: Crystal

Post Number: 147
Registered: 01-2004

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Posted on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 - 07:57 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Hey Abm, you think I can get a few x-tras to send out with my Christmas cards?
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Abm
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Post Number: 1927
Registered: 04-2004

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Posted on Thursday, October 28, 2004 - 10:31 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Linda,

THANKS, Shorty Mack!

You dun gave me a great idea!

("Have the ladies roll around on dollar bills then remove the sticky fudge-coated money from each others’ giggly girl bits...only with their mouths.")


Cynique,

Don’t worry, Clairol #9.

After my editor is done doctoring up your photos, your kids will think you’re lil' Kim.

("Be sure to included a fake "Put’er right here =>, Daddy!" tato on the touched-up pictures of Cynique’s left butt-cheek.")


Crystal,

Sure thing, Bling-Bling.

You all will get 10 free 4"X8" photos that can double as greetings cards. ("~On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me a picture of her chocolate c@@chie!~")

You’ll haftah pay extra if you need more. But considering we know how good you can 'do'...boo...I’m sure that you and I can work a lil’ sum’in sum’in out.<wink!>

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