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Kola_boof
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Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 147
Registered: 07-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, October 14, 2004 - 11:00 pm: | 
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10 THINGS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW,
BUT WHITE PEOPLE WONT' ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
3. Jesus was not White.
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
9. Kissing your pet is not cute.
10. Rap music is here to stay.
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10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW,
BUT LATIN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
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1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies
3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
4. Hickey's are unattractive.
5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.
8. Jesus is not a name for your son.
9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your BUTT whooped (or theirs).
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10 THINGS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW,
BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
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1. Tupac is dead.
2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
4. O.J. did it
5. Teeth should not be decorated.
6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
10. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
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Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 148
Registered: 07-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, October 14, 2004 - 11:01 pm: |
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This is so hilarious...I just had to post it!!
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Moonsigns
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Moonsigns
Post Number: 350
Registered: 07-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, October 14, 2004 - 11:08 pm: |
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Kola,
Hysterical!!!!!!!! |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 1554
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, October 14, 2004 - 11:33 pm: |
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I knew the things that black and white people won't admit, but that Hispanic one had me in tears. |
Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 1720
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, October 16, 2004 - 10:12 am: |
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Produced, Written and Directed by ABM. 
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10 THINGS EVERYBODY ELSE KNOW,
BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
10. It is dangerous to drive BELOW 35 miles per hour on a speedway.
9. In America, to say "Hello!" is considered a GOOD thing.
8. The dentist is your friend...
7. ...and so is mouthwash.
6. They can be some lil' rude somesab*+#$es.
5. Pearl Harbor was a dumb idea.
4. They do all 'kinda' look alike.
3. Most of them would get their a$$e$ kicked if they tried to pull that judo crap in a street fight.
2. We really don't want to know too much about what's going on in the back of a Chinese restaurant...
1. ...because they view and use a dog and cat much like the rest of us view and use a chicken and turkey. |
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