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A_womon
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: A_womon
Post Number: 911
Registered: 05-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 03:29 pm: | 
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ooooooooooohhhh...my head. I got caught up in a hurricane and I got blown away into another world that was far, far away.. and all the while I was there I kept trying to get home but as hard as I tried I couldn't, So when I was trying to find my way back, I met up with a scarecrow,he talked a lot like Yukio and all he kept saying was " the area of an isociles triangle is equal to the sum of the square of its two sides" and I didn't understand what he meant!
> then the tin man who reminded me of ABM was telling me if I wanted to get home I had to touch something on his person....I believe he said "his heart" but the way he looked at me I couldn't swear to it!
and of course Carey the lion kept telling me not to say anything, just to keep my guard, and stay on the straight and narrow and He told me "whatever you do "don't fight!"and I asked him "but what does that have to do with me getting back home" and he just roared!!!
>But then I went to speak to the Wiz who surely must've been THUMPER, cause all he told me was to stay on the path and follow the Yellow Book road and not to get off the book's path no matter what. I said "Follow the Yellow book road?" and the gang(Justwrite, Lambd, Kola, Cynique, Sisgal,ChrisH,and alla them!) chimed in "Follow the Yellow Book Road!" but I didn't see no books anywhere!!
and then and then Glinda the good witch, (she sure reminded me of BLEEK), came and she told me "just post girl! and click your mouse three times and say there's no place like home....there's no place like home....
>And I did and I woke up here I was, back on the board and I'll never ever run away from home again and.... Oh Auntie
>Em....There really and truly is no place like home!!!!!!
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Brelei715
Regular Poster
Username: Brelei715
Post Number: 48
Registered: 09-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 03:42 pm: |
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hehehe, dat was too cute.....
but 'WHY COME BRELEI WASN'T DER? {lol, j/k} |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 106
Registered: 07-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 04:00 pm: |
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A_Womon that is so cute.
You DO have talent.
Very clever.
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Justwrite
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Justwrite
Post Number: 102
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 04:03 pm: |
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Now, A-Woman, you know that was TOOOOOOOO cute, girl! But, uh-ruh-uh, who was the wicked witch???? |
Brelei715
Veteran Poster
Username: Brelei715
Post Number: 51
Registered: 09-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 04:05 pm: |
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*jumping up waving hands* oh, oh, oh, pick me, pick me, please, please, oh, oh, pick me!!! |
A_womon
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: A_womon
Post Number: 912
Registered: 05-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 04:17 pm: |
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But, uh-ruh-uh, who was the wicked witch????
JUSTWRITE! Girrrrrrrrrl I will give you ONE guess!! HAHHAHA! Enough of this lunacy!!!
Bre! I'm sorry girl, but you know you was included in the "and them" *SMILE*
Kola, Thank you. |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 1605
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 04:25 pm: |
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A_womon,
<clapping> 
Nice skit!
But remember Dorothy:
Just close you eyes, bend over, click your heels 3X’s and think about home. Yeah. I know Glenda didn’t say nuthin about your having to bend over. But believe me, if you do that, you (and I) will get ‘home’ a LOT QUICKER.
And don’t mind that thang pokin’ atchu. It maybe a lil’ rusty. But jus’ come’on "...slide some oil to me...and let me lubricate my mind...MY MIND!"
PS: What’s ironic is that I portrayed the Scarecrow in a high school production of The Wiz not long after the Diana Ross and Michael Jackson cinematic version was released.
<sigh!>
I was such a stahrur then. |
A_womon
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: A_womon
Post Number: 915
Registered: 05-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 04:31 pm: |
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see whut I mean about the tin man yall!!! he sooooooooooo nastaaaaaaaaayyyy!!! |
Brelei715
Veteran Poster
Username: Brelei715
Post Number: 52
Registered: 09-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 04:33 pm: |
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o'tay a-women, i usta be with 'craig and dem' so i cool with that.
oh my GAW (lol)...ABM you are hysterical. |
Bleekindigo
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Bleekindigo
Post Number: 137
Registered: 06-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 04:34 pm: |
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A_woman,
I agree with Kola. That was definitely very clever. Enjoyable. And not just cuz I was Glenda--(tee-hee)
Abm: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!! YOU WUZ IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN THE WIZ CAME OUT?!?!?! Juuuuuuust kiiiiding!! I think I was a toddler!!
p.s. yoooou naaaaaaassssstttty!!!!
Bleek-
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Justwrite
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Justwrite
Post Number: 104
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 04:43 pm: |
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I think I figured out who the wicked witch is! Hmmmmm...does it rhyme with croonsighs?? I couldn't think of any other words... well, does it??? |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 1608
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 04:43 pm: |
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A_womon,
<shisssssh!>
I know. But please don't tell Evilene. Cuz she said she was going to toss me in a scrap heap if she catches me improperly dipping my dipstick again. |
Justwrite
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Justwrite
Post Number: 105
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 04:46 pm: |
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You need some coochie, Abm. Slugger is dying for some attention. *smile*
Am I setting myself up for a clown, y'all???? |
Brelei715
Veteran Poster
Username: Brelei715
Post Number: 53
Registered: 09-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 04:47 pm: |
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Hey Abm,
u nasty boy, u nasty
u nasty boy, u nasty
you wuz in high school before the wiz?....wasn't micheal like 17 in that movie...good gosh what are you 58-60? *in my best shug avery voice* YOU SHOLE IS OLD(IE),,,HE HE HE....
Hey Bleek,
what did i just tell you gal?
twinkle, twinkle little stah-ruh
how i wonder what you are-ruh......
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 1609
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 04:48 pm: |
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Bleek,
Yeah. Right. Don’t even try it!
We both know I used to look down your blouse in Algebra class. |
A_womon
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: A_womon
Post Number: 916
Registered: 05-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 04:48 pm: |
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Justwrite! hahahhahahhahahaha!! YEW KNOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Bre: Girl, you are TOO FUNNEEE!!
Bleek! Thank you.
ABM, well...you nasty! |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 108
Registered: 07-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 04:48 pm: |
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And I have a TERRIBLE confession to make, Justwrite.
I've been wanting to give him some FOR YEARS.
SMH
Girl, we're so SICK and pathetic on this board.
You might as well call the Mental Ward now.
And YOU KNOW...Moonsigns is the wicked witch.
A_Womon would skin and cook that woman if she could catch her ass walking down a dark streek in Ohio on a cool wednesday evening.
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Brelei715
Veteran Poster
Username: Brelei715
Post Number: 54
Registered: 09-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 04:51 pm: |
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Justwrite did you just say croonsigns?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
now that the funniest thing i ever heard, heard, heard, heard (that was for you bleek).
good night all, thanks a_womon for the story... |
Justwrite
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Justwrite
Post Number: 106
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 04:52 pm: |
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I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!
I'm glad you snapped out of it, Ms. Kola! Girl, he would'a been just like ole' boy in my story! Calling you from phone booths and shit! |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 109
Registered: 07-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 04:53 pm: |
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CLARIFICATION:
JustWrite wrote:
You need some coochie, Abm. Slugger is dying for some attention. *smile*
Am I setting myself up for a clown, y'all????
KOLA WROTE:
And I have a TERRIBLE confession to make, Justwrite.
I've been wanting to give him some FOR YEARS.
SMH
Girl, we're so SICK and pathetic on this board.
You might as well call the Mental Ward now.
And YOU KNOW...Moonsigns is the wicked witch.
A_Womon would skin and cook that woman if she could catch her ass walking down a dark streek in Ohio on a cool wednesday evening.
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 1610
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 04:58 pm: |
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I'm nasty, huh? Well, yawl know yawl like it!
"Oh ABM. What's dat in your pants pocket. Oooooo! Stop! I'm gon' tell it! Dat's if you don't let me see it again. <giggles>"
Justwrite,
Funny. I got 'sum' just last nite (My wife thanks you, Kola...hehe!)
BTW: HAHA!
I'm not as old as Michael Jackson...and I still have my original skin color. |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 1611
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 04:59 pm: |
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Justwrite,
I don't quite get whatchu are saying. You've got some kinky clown fetish going on or something? |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 1612
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 05:02 pm: |
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Kola,
You chicks are beginning to speak in some kinda wierd chick hyierglifics(sic) or something?
What the heck does "I've been wanting to give him some FOR YEARS....SMH" mean, anyway? |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 1614
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 05:11 pm: |
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Oh. Dang!
I just figured out what you 2 were talking about. ('ABM the retard' strikes again.)
Sorry ladies. Carry on with your 'Why Kola shouldn't give ABM sum' conversation. |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 110
Registered: 07-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 05:11 pm: |
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You know I love you, ABM.
Tell your wife she's welcomed.
I guess I was slaying you last night, huh?
AND...plus...I just didn't want JUSTWRITE to feel bad about her little "story" where she was pussy whoop'n that lady's husband. I love Thomas and would NEVER be unfaithful to him....but as you know, you and I have both been married the last 3 years and also had an insatiable attraction for one another---that is not comsumated---so I was letting her know that it's normal for these things to flair up.
But we would never act on IT.
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 1615
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 05:16 pm: |
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Oh...uh...yeah. Right.
We would never (ever, ever...ever?) "act on IT".
Unless, of course we were trapped on a desert island, it was cold, you were 'hot', I was 'hard'...' |
Justwrite
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Justwrite
Post Number: 107
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 05:34 pm: |
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HEY!!!!!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEVER SAID I WAS "THE WOMAN"...OR "THE WIFE"!!!!!!! LET'S MAKE THAT CLEAR, however I do got the bomb! But shhhhh! Don't tell nobody! |
Bleekindigo
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Bleekindigo
Post Number: 139
Registered: 06-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 05:44 pm: |
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abm, you said:
You chicks are beginning to speak in some kinda wierd chick hyierglifics(sic) or something?
I've always wanted to know what "Sic" stood for. What is that? |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 111
Registered: 07-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 05:47 pm: |
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Oh, that's right, JUSTWRITE.
You were just excersizing your WRITER skills.
Uh-huh.
And I have seen photos of you, Paula.
Your ass is FOINE. Too cute and sexy for the report. Which is why I believed the story.
But I guess you could be making....something that REAL and juicy.....up.
*****ALSO
somebody sent me an email reminding me that I've never met ABM in person, don't know his true identity and that he could be...short, dumpy and ugly with bifocals.
Actually, I DO KNOW a lot about ABM after all these years. But...
I have to say, honestly.
I really wouldn't care if he was short, dumpy and ugly with bifocals. I would still want him.
I LOOOOOVE short men. I saw Troy Johnson on C-Span and he was so cute to me! But of course, if I can find a TALL man, I like them too.
And it's very hard for ANY black man to be ugly to me.
Nothing is more beautiful to me than a black man. I have been totally attracted to the most ugly black men...mainly because if they have a brain and a style, I pick up on that.
I really don't care what men look like.
I just like genuine people that I can trust and be myself with.
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 1618
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 10:51 pm: |
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Bleek,
You use a "[sic]" as a courtesy to the reader to concede that what you cite may contain some error, often involving a misspelling. I knew I was misspelling "hieroglyphics". So as not to confuse the reader, I include a [sic].
Kola,
You GO gurl! Sides. Us frumpy nearsighted dwarfs need lovin' too.
Justwrite says: "...however I do got the bomb! But shhhhh! Don't tell nobody!"
ABM says: Uh, sorry babe. But I read all aboutcha on a wall in a men's room in the New Orleans Super Dome. |
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