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Posted on Monday, September 06, 2004 - 12:14 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Have any of you observed the hubbub sounding Serena Williams' garb as she currently performs in Pro Tennis' 2004 US Open? She's currently working a daring femme commando slash Serena the Warrior Princess ensemble that has got Tennis' uppity foks in a tizzy (The gym shoe-boots combo she's wearing would make a Nazi Storm Trooper blush with pride.).

Serena body is so startling beautiful yet powerful, it has got to be both off-putting and yet thrilling for a lot of (especially White) foks to witness her in action.

(~"See what I mean. Look at how her skirt rides up her butt? I told you 'they' should never have been allowed on the tour...D@#N!...Did you SEE her service return? <exuberantclapping> I wish those foks would hurry and sit down. There're blocking my view."~).

I mean, you'd gottah figure if there were indeed a "Superwoman", even she'd feel slightly intimidated by measuring her stats up next to Serena. And her being quite inclined to call attention to that wondrous bodice of her make her all the more compelling to behold.

Serena has become sort of the new Andrea ("Image is everything") Agassi, though her game (and, of course, looks) is even better than Tennis' aging cover boy.

It never ceases to amaze me how obsessed we all are with how women look and what they wear. It is as if we all enjoy making women into show ponies for our viewing and entertainment pleasure.


PS: Thumper, I had about six secks jokes that came to mind as I was writing the above (Uh oh. There's a seventh!). But see. I can control myself (a little...for now...maybe...`).
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Posted on Wednesday, September 08, 2004 - 11:01 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Abm:

Looks like the refs put the kibosh on her road to power.

I would not be surprised if the outfit had something to do with it.

Bad calls, heckling, getting robbed all part of the game.

Tiger Woods and the Invincible Williams Sisters all dethroned in the same week! I told you black folks to grow up and stop putting all your hope in sports heroes.

They grow old, fat, get injured. Sooner or later it is over and errboddy asking--"who dat?"
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Posted on Wednesday, September 08, 2004 - 11:20 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Chris,

Thanks. I was justabout to post an update.

Yeah. Even the Black Supergirl has her Kryptonite...they call it "the White Umpire".

Well, at least she lost to Jennifer Capriati, who's paid her dues (and then some). GOD. I'd HATE to see her go down to ("go down 'on'", sure) one of those pubescient, can't-even-speak-English Russians.

And even Serena admits she played badly sans the ref calls (she had over 2X # of unforced errors as she did winners...just a little spiel for tennis nerds like Yours Truly).

Plus, she really seem to let her anger get the better of her, to which a mature and savvy Capriati was most apt to take advantage of.

So let that be a lesson to the A_womon’s of the world, no matter how talented you are, if you can’t control your emotions and temper, some calmer White girl is going to slide right down into your grove and take your $#@+.


Yeah. It is time we stop looking for our 'next' Jackie Robinson and instead pursue our 'first' Henry Ford.
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Posted on Wednesday, September 08, 2004 - 11:27 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Abm:

"first Henry Ford"--amen brother. (watch Yukio jump in our sheee.
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Posted on Wednesday, September 08, 2004 - 11:35 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Chris,

Give him time, fellow master. Our young padduin will eventually learn...and then his powers might indeed surpass even our own.

(Or he's going to drive himself stark-raving-mad.)
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Posted on Wednesday, September 08, 2004 - 11:56 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

If you're talking about Yukio, he's on "sabbatical." He's getting ready to take a teaching position, in addition to working on his master's dissertation.
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Posted on Wednesday, September 08, 2004 - 01:05 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Chris,

‘Itenit’ cute how Cynique often comes to Yukio’s rescue? It’s almost sort of a motherly thing. It’s so sweet, when she does it, I almost feel less inclined to make fun of Yukio(...almost).
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Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 11:54 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Abm:

I don't. You mean to tell me we are not going to be able to lay the smackdown on him regularly at our leisure?

I am depressed.
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Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 12:04 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Actually, I don't know what's going on with Yukio. But I knew that would get you guys going. He's probably somewhere laughing his ass off.
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Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 01:10 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Yukio is a bit of an enigma to me. Because, sometimes, I think I expect him to be "Black" in a way that does not appear to be native to him.

See. I was raised playin' the dozens. That was how I learned to establish some kind of rapport with others.

YAWL KNOW THE DEAL ["Lambd's gottah lil' 'viener';...least that's what Miss_wysteria told me; Chris' runnin' low on Viagra; ...and Cynique is pissed about that; Bluefreezy's oh-so easy; Moonsigns' got junglefever;...and she and Rashena are dating; All Hail The Mighty Thumper; Soulofaauthor is grammatically incorrect; A_womon is Carey's jailbait; Even I no' not to f@#$ with Troy] I'M TALKING ABOUT.

Where I came from, you had to be able to f@#$ with a mofo a lil' if for no other reason but to keep his @$$ up offah you. And even though I have been far remove from that stage of my life, I never lost 'dah hood' element within me. Actually, it has served me well.

Yeah, I can work the stuffed-shirt, uppity intellectual detail to lilly White man perfection. But at some point, I gottah get ill or I feel like I'll jus' 'bout burst.

I know I'm being unfairly judgmental. But I just wish ol' boy would unfasten his clip-on bowtie sometimes. Because I know we are, to varying degrees, anonymous here. But even on this cybernetic plane, I find Yukio to be a pretty 'unusual' dude.
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Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 01:14 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Amen...err...except for the lil' viener part.
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Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 01:25 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

ABM, I've never seen LAMBD's viener (yuck!--what a name for it). We're brother and sister. And even if I had, I would never tell you what it looked like.

Maybe...MAAAAYYYYY-be.....I might tell the other girls during a giggling and huddling session. But that's unlikely, too, since we aren't that close.

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Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 01:42 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Miss_wysteria,

See. You need tah stop gurl. You nasty. Cuz with the "brother and sister" quip, you turned the whole thing with Lambd into some kinda wierd, sordid Black Tennessee hillbilly thang.

I was tempted to say 'vienersnitzel'. But that was a lil' bit TOO Deutsche...don't you think?


Lambd,

If you say so. But I can only go by what M_W told me...when she was 'contrastin' <wink-2-miss_wysteria>.
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Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 02:04 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

So are Chris and I an item now??? And are we havin fun yet? And does Lambd care? Or Viggo feel threatened? And will a-womon and "Just Write" be reunited?? And Moonsigns and Wysteria open up a massage parlor as a front for Abm's pimping activties? Will Carey fall out of love with cheese and will Thumper and Troy purge the board? Above all, WILL ERICA KANE GET DIVORCED AGAIN? Huh? Huh?

As for Yukio - he is, who he is. I
beginning to have a problem with you guys having a problem with him. It's like he makes you feel insecure.
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Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 03:43 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

that's it, Cynique! You hit the nail on the head! I feel insecure because of Yukio! We all do. And so we should. Just one of that dudes "I's" could bust our whole 'Q' open!

Furthermore, if you wanna give Chris some, taint nothin' I can do to stop you.

And furtherstillmore, what are you talking about A_woman and "JustWrite"? All this time I thought Justwrite was female! Let me find out we got another case of the Yukio's around here! What the f%&*??????

And stillfurtherstillmoreven, what's up wit Carey and cheese? Do I need to break out my own step ladder and catcher's mitt?
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Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 04:02 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Wysteria and Moonsigns can open a massage parlor called, "Ebony and Ivory",

how bout, "Dark Side of the Moon",

how bout, "The Wigger, the Better",

how bout, "Kola's Nutcase",

or maybe even "Rub Me the White Way" massage parlor.

And the number one name for the massage parlor owned by a busty African Queen and her lunar-lovin' white partner....(drumroll)...."MoonMelons"!

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Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 04:02 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Well, Lambd, I just thought for someone who has a problem with people finding fault, you might take your own advice when it comes to Yukio. Boy, was I ever wrong.
And don't be like me, Lambd. Read some of the posts. There's where I got my references from in my soap opera parody. And I can't believe that statement you made about me and Chris. Can we have a reality check, here???? And can you try and see the humor in some of the things I kidded about in my feeble imitation of Abm, just as I used to see the humor in the things you'd write, back when you were a fun guy.
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Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 04:27 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Lambd, it certainly helps to re-read a post. I think I over-reacted to what you said in your response to my post. You came across so angry. But actually on second take, I was the one missing the humor because it was kinda funny. I didn't have that problem with your second post. It was hilarious.
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Well, I'm glad you re-read it and got the joke because I was joking. You and Chris are much too close to ever get it on, I'm sure. Sort of like me and Wysteria. I mean the one time I saw her and spoke to her it was love at first sight for the both of us. Then, just as quickly as the fascination started, it was over. She back in Cali with her old man, and me back here with my pit/lab. Except I make the dog sleep in the other room. I thought your parody was funny and it upset me that you didn't recognize my impression of an Abm retort right off...Oh well! I guess I'll have to work on it. That or realize there's only one Abm. I only hope Wysteria gets the joke
and don't go off on me about the names for her massage parlor. Who cares what our friendly neighborhood representative from the Klan thinks. She's probably sponging some brotha down with gasoline right now. Getting his skin nice and supple for tonight's bonfire.
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Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 08:08 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

LAMBD, I thought that was cute. You made me laugh.

Also...if I wasn't married...you have no idea (none) how many times I would have "begged" your fine ass by now.

But you'd have to let your dogs watch. That kinda stuff turns me on.

I enjoy spankings, being manhandled and humiliation in general. Mouth and throat stabbings. You guys are SOOOOOO good at that.

Feminism is my public persona. (wink)

BTW...the fact that a guy like you is single...makes me think that you MUST BE a playa-playa with a long list of p****y ports.

Uhn. Huh.

Come on LAMBD. Call me "bitch"....daddy.

Come on. Right in my pretty face.

I tried to hire Moon for my massage parlor but she had a morals clause.

She giggles when I'm serious.

















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Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 08:09 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I'm sure Chris is somewhere scratching his head and saying "how did I get into this." So, it's all Abm's fault, making that viagra remark, and in the meantime he's on some other post yakking his head off about Whitney Houston being a better-trained talent than Alicia Keyes. Huh?
BTW, you have a Pit/Lab? Man! That's a combination. Sounds like a Rottweiler, lite. Anyway, you've once again cracked me up with your jab at Moonsigns. I get such a visual on that. Barbequed Brotha. Dat's my Lambd!
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Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 08:11 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

ABM...haven't you read any of my books?

I speak German and Dutch.

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Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 10:47 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Cynique says: "So are Chris and I an item now???"
ABM says: Yeah. Didn't he tell you? Didn't you know?

Cynique says: "And are we havin fun yet?"
ABM says: In a minute. Give him time. It takes those pills about a good hour to kick'in.

Cynique says: "And does Lambd care?"
ABM says: Yeah. And I keep tellin' his grown@$$ to stop cryin' and be a man. 'Sides. Didn't he know his filling-up Miss_w' was gun' cause problems with you?

Cynique says: "Or Viggo feel threatened?"
ABM says: Baby, he's felt that way every since he discovered you were still dating Black men.

Cynique says: "And will a-womon and "Just Write" be reunited??"
ABM says: They sure are. And I hear it "...feels so good!" And when they get the guts to invite me along, it'll be even BETTAH!

Cynique says: "And Moonsigns and Wysteria open up a massage parlor as a front for Abm's pimping activties?"
ABM says: Well. Yawl know how a PLAYAH do. Pimpin' sure ain't easy. But witha crew like this, at least it's packin' plenty bene's.

Cynique says: "Will Carey fall out of love with cheese"
ABM says: I guess I'm confused. Is he 'eating' cheese or is he 'cutting' cheese? But, oh well. I guess it doesn't matter since the former pretty much results in the latter.

Cynique says: "Will Thumper and Troy purge the board?"
ABM says: I know those guys are going to hunt me down one day and throttle me. I just know it. So if I suddenly, for no reason, jus' disappear, yawl know what happened.

Cynique says: "WILL ERICA KANE GET DIVORCED AGAIN?"
ABM says: JEEZ! What guys are stupid enuff to continue to 'go there'. I guess foks can't contract VD in soap opera land.

Cynique says: "I beginning to have a problem with you guys having a problem with [Yukio]. It's like he makes you feel insecure."
ABM says: See. This is why men should handle their business sans the fairer sex. Because no matter what a skirt say or do, the guy ends up looking 'soft'. Yukio would be better off coming on out getting his tail kick all by his lonesome.
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Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 11:23 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I'm gonna stop injecting myself into Yukio's business. It ain't like he can't defend himself. I'm done.
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Posted on Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 11:28 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Miss_wysteria,

Try to keep up, Babe. That's why I mentioned that it was Deutsche (German) thing to begin with.

Miss_wysteria says: "I enjoy spankings, being manhandled and humiliation in general. Mouth and throat stabbings. You guys are SOOOOOO good at that."
ABM says: Come on now. YOU of all people can't be surprised/disappointed by why men do to women the evil they do.


Cynique,

Notwithstanding her Bobby/drug issues (which abound), Whitney is a decidedly better singer than Keyes.

BTW: Isn't it ironic how it is often the firebreathing, bra-burning types who get caught-up playing out psycho S&M fantasies?


Lambd,

HAHA!!

Those Miss_wysteria/Moonsigns combinations were 'priceless'. Man. You ain't nuthin' buttah GD fool. And believe-u-me, it takes 1 to know 1. In fact, I was going to say you may burn in hell for that, but then I had to retract that when I realize that I was the one who started it.

Lam', they were all so good, it's hard to pick a favorite. But that "Rub Me The White Way" made me laugh out loud.

HAHA!

Hope you don't mind, but they inspired me to pen a few as well:

@ Moonpie Dipped in Kola

@ Headlights and Moonbeams

@ Kola's Bad Moon Rising

@ Mama's Milk, Moonshine and Me

@ (and my personal favorite) "When you get caught between the Moon and Kola's Titties, I know it's crazy, but it true. But when you get caught between the Moon and Kola Tiiiiitties...The best that you can do, The best that you can do, The best that you can do...is fall in love!"

Come on now! EVERYBODY..."When you get caught between the Moon and Kola's Titties..."
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That's hilarious, ABM.

I'm the one laughing out loud.

ALSO....what bothers me about you and LAMBD is that you never seem to realize that many of my "sexual comments/come ons"....are really sarcastic feminist jokes aimed at the two of you.

It's as though you really truly think that I'm going to be getting poked with dogs watching and getting beaten up and leaked on by LAMBD.

Don't you get the IRONY in what I'm saying?

NO.

You guys really, actually believe I'm offering these acts for real.


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Posted on Friday, September 10, 2004 - 11:22 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Lambd:

"Rub You the White Way" HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!! YA TOO MUCH! OL girl finally found an acceptable way to instruct SOME folks! hahhahahaha! too funneeee!!

As far as justwrite goes, she got her own website so you can go there and calm ya fears, although I think you AND others got Yukio TOTALLY wrong. Just like they wasn't gettin what you was sayin about KOBE they can't understand Yukio.

www.justwrite.com (I think) search google!
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Posted on Friday, September 10, 2004 - 11:52 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

A_womon,

Sorry. I guess the rest of us can't be as smart as you and Yukio. Can you start ALLOVERAGAIN...and 'speak' slow dis time so us crotchety ol' foks in dah box seats can hur.


Miss_wysteria,

Yeah. Well. Dats what EVERY masochistic chick I know says. They must make you all memorize that in your Feminist Propaganda 150 course or something.

You can say whatcha wanna say. But the last chick I "leaked" on was a high-ranking member of NOW. And I did that right after she had tossed her bra in my fireplace.
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***Laughing and clapping at what ABM said*****


although I hate those bitches at NOW.

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Miss_wysteria,

Why?

Because many NOW'ers are on the L-word? And they dig hittin' on leggy, chesty Sudanese(/Egyptian) chicks with book deals?
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NO.

Because those WHITE WOMEN at NOW (and the few black women members they have) had the nerve to disrespect my cultural beliefs and MY HUMANITY by saying that I was setting women back by posing topless on my books and by creating an image that "titilates" men and encourages the objectification of women.

First of all...I am in agreement with my ancestors on two things..

1) It's an abomination against GOD for a woman's breast to be covered in public. When you cover her breast--you deny GOD.

2) Women MUST maintain sexual power within the society.

I pointed out to NOW... that they can accept a black woman with fake blond hair and fake blue contact lens for eyes in their ranks--but not a black woman in the natural state of her own culture---which just goes to show that they have no intention of standing against "White Supremacy" or the Colorist Status Quo that elevates them to Superior Status over women of color.

And black women INVENTED feminism/womanism in Africa before the rest of the world even existed.

The Oromo tribe is one of the oldest peoples on earth to have a "women's government" and "women's leader" within the tribe that does NOT answer to the male hierachy and that governs nad penalizes the women, separate from the men---this is because the Oromo were originally two separate tribes--one comprised of ALL MEN...and another comprised of ALL WOMEN. They joined forces thousands of years ago to create ONE TRIBE.

It was ancient African women who had to assert "feminist action" to STOP the practice of the "wife" being burried alive with her husband when he dies.

Remember that?

And all this b.s. about Africa being ran by "matriarchy" is a load of lies and crap invented by ignorant people in the WEST.

Africa (along with the Arab world) is by far the most SEXIST place in the world. Black women have been womanists/feminists fighting against male superiority and abuse before there were even Indians on this continent.

How dare those pointy-nosed pink faced hypocrites at NOW come telling me how a "feminist" should conduct herself.

And for the record--yes, there's too many lesbians who have hijacked what being a "feminist" really is (although my closest friend is the lesbian activist Alicia Banks).

Thanks for asking.




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Posted on Friday, September 10, 2004 - 04:08 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

What's the expression, "You ask a silly question...'?
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Miss_wysteria,

Okay. Let me do spin control now before you get 'ignit': I WAS ONLY KIDDING! :-)
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One serious question, though, ABM.

Why is it that people think that a woman has to give up her femininity and stop enjoying this "sexual tension" that we have with men just because she embraces womanism or feminism???

I find it so perplexing that so many of these feminists remind me of women suffering from Post Partum Depression.

They act like I can't laugh and wiggle my butt at a guy or enjoy dressing up and smelling good and cooking my man a nice dinner while chatting about the politics of the day.

Granted, men should be taught and FORCED to behave---but we should also be allowed that "chemistry" that comes naturally between the sexes.

I don't understand the concept that women aren't supposed to enjoy their SEN-suality and find humor in the funny innocence that men have when they're struggling to understanding us.

Why can't we have a public figure who's a Feminist thinker and still LOOOVES Men and enjoys her sexuality and understands that THAT is part of her power in the society??

I think feminism is INTRICATELY important if we really care about our daughters and leaving them a VOICE and a Platform in this world...but we don't have to neuter and masculinize them just to
get men to be more sensitive to women's issues.

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BTW--just call me "Wiss" (like Bid wiss) for short.

That's easier.

"Wiss".

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Wiss,

Well, I think publicly, your Now'er types would say that the more a woman play to the sexual urges of men, the less inclined men will be to take them seriously elsewhere. I disagree. I think today’s man, especially born after the Eisenhower administration are growing more appreciative of the non-sexual aspects of women. Yeah. I might want to nail a chick. But that doesn’t mean I won’t appreciate/adopt her view on literature, math, economic and science.

No.

I think what the NOW’ers really are doing is trying to lessen the male competition for females favors so that their largely L-word types can have a larger dating pool.


BTW: Can I call you Wizz, as in I'd like to take a 'Wizz'(...hehe!)?

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