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     Cagedbird Veteran Poster Username: Cagedbird Post Number: 157 Registered: 02-2004 Rating: N/A |
( I remember a 4ward similar 2 this one  A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from > her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. > > "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.." > > Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog > says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that > it's okay, he knows the bank manager. > > Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some > collateral. > > The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain > elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. > > Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the > bank manager and disappears into a back office. > > She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger > out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he > wants to use this as collateral." > > She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is > this?" > > (folks, you're gonna luv this) > The bank manager looks back at her and says... > "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's > a Rolling Stone." > > > (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are.........) > Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned (or > groaned), I know you did!!! > |
