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Libralind2
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Username: Libralind2
Post Number: 1104
Registered: 09-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, September 23, 2008 - 11:39 pm: | 
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Monday, September 22, 2008
Please Respond Immediately Forthwith In Confidence
Dear American:
I cordially correspond today to request you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude which is most seriously important.
I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused urgent need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion USD. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.
I am working with Mr. Phil Gramm, lobbyist for UBS, who (God willing) will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a former U.S. congressional leader and the architect of the PALIN / McCain Financial Doctrine, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. As such, you can be assured that this transaction is 100% safe.
This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred. For this inconvenience you will be rewarded with grand fees of 1/1,000,000th of 1% of possible profits due to off shore laundering of skim funds due to reprinting of said funds.
Please reply with mother's maiden name, routing and account numbers of all of your bank account, IRA, 401K, pension funds, gold and silver accounts, serial numbers of any weapons you own, and college fund accounts and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.
Please Respond Immediately Forthwith In Confidence.
Yours Faithfully and Sincerely,
Minister of Treasury Paulson |
Ferociouskitty
Veteran Poster
Username: Ferociouskitty
Post Number: 478
Registered: 02-2008
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 24, 2008 - 12:09 am: |
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HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! |
Libralind2
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Libralind2
Post Number: 1105
Registered: 09-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 24, 2008 - 06:36 am: |
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Im glad somebody got it...LOL One person said.." I get these all the time" I was like..you didnt read it because you missed the point..she came back and said I stopped reading LOL
LiLi |
Ferociouskitty
Veteran Poster
Username: Ferociouskitty
Post Number: 479
Registered: 02-2008
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 24, 2008 - 09:03 am: |
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Initially I thought, "Why is she posting one of those? They are a dime a dozen." Then, I thought, "But LiLi is not simple-minded like those trifling people who forward me all kinds of nonsense on the daily, so let me take a closer look." ;-) |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 1203
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 24, 2008 - 09:58 am: |
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I agree, Li-Li has a little game...funny too! |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 7434
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 24, 2008 - 11:05 am: |
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This is close to the truth.
Everything with the Bush Administration has to be done yesterday and they got a gun to your head.
I wonder will anybody in Congress stand up? |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 12891
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 24, 2008 - 11:18 am: |
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LOL, Li-Li. At this point we could use an exiled Nigerian Prince to get access to his bank accounts to help out poor ol African American homeowners on the brink of foreclosure. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 12892
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 24, 2008 - 11:51 am: |
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Forget the Islamic jihad. This country has been done-in by the terrorists of corporate America. Greedy, rich white men have contributed more to the downfall of this nation than any swarthy Arab flying a plane into a building.
When the dust is settled and the economy in ruins we can point our fingers at the financiers of Wall Street, not the fanatics of Al Qaeda. |
Disciple724
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Username: Disciple724
Post Number: 127
Registered: 07-2008
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 24, 2008 - 12:29 pm: |
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Cynque,
True to what you say, but you can put us on the long list of blame; as most Blacks that I have met would rather trust the "White Man" to do the right thing than to devote attention to learn about economics or financial matters.
Here we resort to the hope and trust method as in I hope or trust taht they does the right thing and fix it for us. Then, when it turns out that some in power have violated that trust, we b!tch and moan and point the fingers.
Now I know that economic matters are not as "stimulating" or "entertaining" as some of the popular " fiction novels" that are shared here; but these are "real world" issues with far reaching consequences. We are as vulnerable as we have ever been in history and yet ignorance is still bliss and by far the most popular drug.
Here is a work in progress forgive the poor writing skills ( not my strong suit) |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 7441
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 24, 2008 - 12:49 pm: |
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When the dust is settled and the economy in ruins we can point our fingers at the financiers of Wall Street, not the fanatics of Al Qaeda.
(All while they had us looking for Arab terrorists under the bed. At least Al Quaeda don't show up with a bill after they bomb somebody) |
Libralind2
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Libralind2
Post Number: 1106
Registered: 09-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 24, 2008 - 09:53 pm: |
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Thank you for your confidence FK 
LiLi |
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