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Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 1095
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 5 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 31, 2008 - 01:59 pm: | 
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Well Hello. I am so glad you stopped by!
It's been a while since we've visited so I thought I'd bring the family together and give a few updates. Now of course I don't want anyone to take this personally but......
I think it's best I get some bad news out of the way. Troy and Carey were seen running after a speeding car in the middle of Harlem. They were trying to stop their daughters who had just jumped in the car with a couple of Alcoholics and Crackheads.....poor thangs....Carey and Troy.
Kitty showed the world her freaky side by asking, "Do you Spank", Chris and Cynique replied.
Speaking of Chris, he revealed that he's a candidate for next season's "Biggest Losers" (fat that is).
Thumper, Nom_de_plume and Steve have locked themselves in the downtown libriary. They were heard saying no one knows books like they do so nobody can read anymore books from "this goddamn library til we done". Panties, drawers and bras are still floating out of the windows.
Urban_Scribe stopped by with her best Don King....."ONLY IN AMERICA".
Oh, Thumper was already under the watchful eye of the police for attacking ChrisHayden. All Chris was trying to do was offer Thump some fried chicken and Ham Hocks and Thump went off. Oh well.....Chris is presently out on the streets (early morning *wink*) trying to raise money for Thump's defense fund.
Yukio & Troy are starting a Harlem Chapter of the CWMYB reading group. Word is it's a front for a gentleman's Club  .
I do have some good news. Yvette and Sisgal are leaving their high paying jobs and moving to Africa. They were so move by an article on the plight of African runnings that they are selling all of their belongings and leaving their loved ones behind. Troy will post the date of their yardsales. I got my eye on thoses "hip huggers" and other sexy "night" clothes Yvette has been known to wear. You know, that fifty thang and Africa -- I don't know if sexy fits in any of that *smirk*.
I just want Sisgal to write me a "love letter" before she leave so Cynique will stop spreading rumors  .
Speaking of Yvette, she proudly told us that she's approaching 50. Urban_Scribe, Cyn-Cyn, and Chris said they too are looking forward to that great day. Wait a minute....somebody in that group ain't telling the truth.....hummmmmm. Why do people lie about their age, when I reach the age of 40, I am going the throw a party.
A-women stopped in to give support and a pair of Depends to Authorlittle. The women was crying so much she wet her pants *LOL*.
On another sad note, Emanuel said he was done doing reviews. Yeah, he's okay with it, he even cussed in one of his posts.
Rondall was taken away in a straightjacked. Poor thang, he was found talking to himself down on the Poets Corner. Troy is standing by his side but couldn't give any financial support because his daughter stole all of his money to support that Crackhead.
We might be losing another fiction writer. Kitty has been looking over offers from Chappelle. Yes sir, comic genious in the making. But Carey is tired of reading all of her stuff offline, he wants to tell her to get a FKin' job *lol*.
Hen81 and Relentless are still awaiting bail hearings. Hen81 was arrested for selling books outside the DNC. The political heads wasn't trying to hear anything about "Rooftop Diva".
I know all of you have noticed a few absent posters. Well, I did a little investigating and found out that NTFS and Tonya found love on a two way street....pictures are on the way.
Nels is going to change his (her?) name from "nails" to Q-tip. Yep, a gentle-softer nail.
After the stunning defeat at the hands of Cyn-Cyn, Carey checked into a rehab-center.
You know, through all the arguing and slamming that goes on in Thumper's Corner, there's also knowledge and insight that can't be denied. By dropping by this site and her own research, Yvette has discovered a generic link within her family that might make her predisposed to become an Alcoholic or drug addict. So she's no longer eating grapes or raisins....
Dang, I didn't get to the Olympics or..... H I C K S O N ' S "Back Heat". I still don't want to see it! Not the Olympics, his black heat....ugh..ouch.
I have other news....but am just sayin'....
Oh well, thanks for stopping in and letting me do my thang.
Carey
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Carey
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Carey
Post Number: 1096
Registered: 05-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 31, 2008 - 02:36 pm: |
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Hello
I wanted to clarify something in my post, I don't know how I forgot this.
See, Thump and Chris were cool until Chris raised his shirt to show Thump that his "inny" was deeper than his. Of course Thumper didn't like grandstanding and told Chris that he didn't know anything about "fat" and to keep his name out of his mouth. Chris shoot back with "Ni**a you must don't believe fat meat is greasy and all you got is a fat head". Again Thump didn't like this upstart telling him anything about fat and cut Chris with "listen hear MF am fat enough to fu*k" *LOL*. Chris got off the scale and popped open a 40 oz.
How could I have forgotten that exchange! |
Ferociouskitty
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Username: Ferociouskitty
Post Number: 438
Registered: 02-2008
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, September 01, 2008 - 12:36 pm: |
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We might be losing another fiction writer. Kitty has been looking over offers from Chappelle. Yes sir, comic genious in the making. But Carey is tired of reading all of her stuff offline, he wants to tell her to get a FKin' job *lol*.
Ouch! Hey, I'm working on it... |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 12812
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, September 01, 2008 - 12:47 pm: |
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Pay him no mind, FK. Much of what Carey wrote in this thread was "fiction". Comedy? Not so much. |
Carey
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Carey
Post Number: 1097
Registered: 05-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, September 01, 2008 - 06:59 pm: |
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That's news, Cynique, not fiction. N E W S.....Neeegroooow Entertainment With a Spin.
Oh, what are you saying? Kitty ain't funny *LOL*, Chappelle shouldn't be calling her....what? |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 12813
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, September 02, 2008 - 10:11 am: |
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Kitty is witty. "Spinning the news" is just another way of saying "making up lies". |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 1098
Registered: 05-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, September 02, 2008 - 10:58 am: |
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I will admit, Kitty is witty, she makes me laugh quite often....I said that. I was just looking for a little clarification *smile*.
But tell me, you say "lies", I say ahhhh...well I'll just say you didn't hear anyone else complain about the facts. I think Yvette and Sisgal have packed and are waiting for their visa. Thump is writing from the library and Chris is said to be in negotiations with the producers of "The Biggest Losers" as we speak. I've heard that Troy is considering re-financing his house, I think he needs some quick cash. Am planning a 39th birthday bash. Rondell has been known to talk to himself down on the poets corner and A_womon does come by to support Authorterralittle. Hickson has shown us his black heat, Steve and Nom_de_plume certainally know a lot about books. And we all know you drop salt on me on a regular basis. So, I am having a hard time with this "lies" thang. Heck, Hen81 is always on the roof talking about his Rooftop Diva (ask him) and Emanuel does cuss but not often. Yvette is watching her intake and it's been said that some in her family have struggle with various substances. Now I may have missed something.....*LOL*. Maybe it wasn't Ntfs and Tonya I saw on that "two way street" (oh no, here goes another 1 star *wink*). But "lies" ....LIES! Come on Cyn-Cyn, give a brotha a little slap...I mean slack. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 12816
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, September 02, 2008 - 12:43 pm: |
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Well, humor is a caricature of TRUTH. What you did was to take the "characters" on this board and make up stories about them.
(I certainly never said that I was approaching my 50th birthday.)
Whatever. |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 1101
Registered: 05-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, September 02, 2008 - 02:26 pm: |
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Oh Cyn-Cyn, is that what I did? I certainly did not say you were approaching your 50th either **shruggung shoulders**.
See, I peeped your hold card, I know what you are on. Don't rain...I mean, everything ain't gotta be so hard.
If someone else reads Obama's speeches would they have the same impact-flavor. Can anyone do justice to "I Have A Dream". Cynique, do what you do and run with it without fear.....but I encourage you to......well, do you!
Don't spoil the laughs! |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 12817
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, September 02, 2008 - 04:07 pm: |
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Ooooh gimme a break, Carey. You ain't peeped no whole card or am I "on" anything. It ain't really about me. I thought what you made up in trying to make a joke about Yvette was stupid and then you brought Troy's daughter into the mix which I thought was unecessary.
But, as you say, nobody else protested so continue doing whatever it is you call yourself doing. To me, the funniest thing about your routine just occurred when you compared yourself to Obama and MLK. Puleeze. |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 1102
Registered: 05-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, September 02, 2008 - 06:02 pm: |
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Okay Cynique, I understand, I really do. Heck, you've told us you are a cynic and it speaks loud and clear. I am also positive that you can'r see it because you are standing in it. What you are speaks so loudly I seldom hear what you say but in this case I hear YOU.
Compared to Obama and MLK....WTH are you talking about. Maybe you should have asked somebody before you let that and the other garbage fall out of that trap. You even had the nerve to do the white girl cry AGAIN! Yeah, you did it. Your attempt to draw favor smelled and failed. Have you ever heard of a "spoof". I was laughing at myself along with Troy and Yvette...get up, Cynique, your thang is tired-tired-tired. Stop haten, it's so messy....so revealing....so low. But, as you've admitted, you are cynical and maybe that's your comfort zone. |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 1103
Registered: 05-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, September 02, 2008 - 06:17 pm: |
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Lookout Cyn-Cyn, didn't you notice...didn't you see that I am now a Platinum poster. Am gonna cut ya with this Platinum blade if you don't stop pickin' at me. 8yrs to 80yrs, I don't mind spankin' that ass *lol*. Keep it up....I dae you....I double dare you! Don't have me draw this here scratch line. King Tremain I am not but I will do my best Samuel Jackson (Pulp Fiction) on you. My father used to tell me not to be another man's fool. He told me never to play another man's game. Maybe you should consider those words. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 12820
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, September 02, 2008 - 10:43 pm: |
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Wooooo I'm skurd. You don't want me to get my fly-swatter do you, Carey? Or my can of RAID.
I'm very familiar with spoofs, babe, and your lame attempt at mastering this fine art falls flat; simple as that. Your brand of "humor" is heavy-handed and childish. That's why you're so good at being a tattletale. So you don't need to be talking about anybody's "schtyk" being tired. "Brevity is the soul of wit".
As for Obama and MLK, you seemed to be trying to make the point that, like them, what you say would resonate with your audience if it was spoken. yawnnnnnn And just for the record, in spite of your snideness, I was not trying to put myself in a category with Chrishayden, and Yvette, and Urban SCribe when it came to the big 5-0. That's why your humor misses the mark because it's not honest.
As far as I'm concerned, you need to stop presuming that YOU know the real deal about everybody because you don't impress me as being that insightful. If you were, you'd see the REAL YOU. arrrrrgh.
Obviously, you and I are like oil and water and at some point arguing with you becomes an exercise in futility. zzzzzzzzzzzz |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 1104
Registered: 05-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 03, 2008 - 12:29 am: |
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Cubs WIN! Cubs Win!
Oh, what were you chat-chat-yak-yakin' about now.
Re: Obama & MLK....nope, you missed it AGAIN. See, I am not going to try to pull you up anymore because ain't no fool like an old fool and you can't teach old dogs new tricks. But wait....it's obvious you read thangs that are just not there....so, I am not saying you are an old busted out dog....am not saying that. But I have grown tired of your lame attemps to explain yourself. You remind me of a bottle of wine and a cork screw.....do I need to explain that?
But why do you try speaking for others and me? Huh, what's up with that. Do I need to explain the "white girl cry"....stop it. So you don't find my one night stands funny.....okay **shrugging shoulders again**. I got you.....and?
Can you understand my position? You do well until you start crying and speaking from assumptions, get some new material and come back and holler.
Who said I was trying to master anything....I am just dropping by and droppin' my thang like everyone else. Did I miss something.....is there some pay or rewards that I don't know about? Is there a panel of judges.....are we being graded...are there certain subjects that are more wowie than others? You have it twisted one-mo-gen! But Thank You....I am trying to hold onto this childs heart....take a drink, you might like it.
Here's a few songs by James Brown that I'd like for you to listen to. Then I'd invite you to tell us/me which one you think most applies to you....here it goes:
Night Train.....Please Please Please....or Camel Walk . |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 12821
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 03, 2008 - 01:35 am: |
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Is this post meant for Cynique? I guess not since nothing you wrote is germaine to anything I have said. It's just a whining monologue wherein you try to convince yourself that all you need to do is to say something and that makes it so. Now all you have to do is say something instead of nothing. But I guess that's asking too much since your specialty is saying nothing - as in blowing hot air. Listen to music YOU suggest?? watta dreamer. The night owl bids you adieu. |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 7383
Registered: 03-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 03, 2008 - 10:36 am: |
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Speaking of Chris, he revealed that he's a candidate for next season's "Biggest Losers" (fat that is).
(I ain't no "candidate" for nothing. Whatever I'm in I'm in it to win it.
If I run for Biggest Loser, I will be the All-Time Biggest Loser in the Universe. You can take that to the bank.
I don't be half steppin and short strokin. |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 1105
Registered: 05-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 03, 2008 - 10:59 am: |
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Chris: **Old School Phrase** "I heard that". I guess I've been put in my place one more time .
**Man(carey) standing outside Cynique's window**
Cynique Cynique, let down your hair so that I may climb your golden stairs. How could I have been such a fool. My daddy told me to never play another man's game and failed to notice you ARE the Cynique behind the title "Cyniquian Level Poster"! I've been bamboozled-led astray-hoodwinked-duped-trapped like a rat down in a funky basement. I feel like a fat carp at the bottom of the Mississippi with a hook in it's mouth.
But please tell me, I beg you, did you find "anything"....anything I said funny? Throw me a bone or I will surely die. |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 1106
Registered: 05-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 03, 2008 - 11:38 am: |
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Cyn-Cyn my love, again I find myself on bended knees. My head is lowered and my face is covered in shame. The light is low and the rain hides my tears. I see you approach, I struggle with my words. I don't know how to tell you who I am. I stand as you draw near. I move slightly and the light hits my face.....I am The Joker...*LOL* **just watched Batman**.
Okay Cynique, I will admit, some of my stuff falls flat. And yes, some of it might be distasteful to others....okay? But heck, I know there are many good "writers" that visit this board that wish they could re-write or take back something they've posted. Not that I harbor ANY regrets about my postings, I just think we all do what we do in our own way. It can sometimes be tuff being the butt of a joke, I know, you've stabbed me a few times but hey, tuff tittie but somebody gotta suck it. ooops, did I ....can I say tough titty . Maybe it's the "suck it" part that I can't say. Oh well, there I go again, saying something that someone may not like *LOL*.
Hey, you are Cynical Cynique and I am The Instigator and I think we both LOVE it! |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 12822
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 03, 2008 - 11:45 am: |
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Your excitement over a Cubs' win was pretty funny. |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 1107
Registered: 05-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 03, 2008 - 12:11 pm: |
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Yeah Cynique, and they actually lost. They had men in scoring position and I turned my head while messing with you and they blew it! It's all your fault. |
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