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Troy
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Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 11:52 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I discovered this video looking for something on Dick Gregory.

Obviously a parody of "our" music videos. Who can blame them we give them all the ammunition in the world...
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Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 11:59 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Obviously a parody of "our" music videos. Who can blame them we give them all the ammunition in the world...

(What is it with this WE shit? Did you do anything? Did I do anything.

Even if EVERY NEGRO IN THE WORLD walked around with his ass out, it would not give anybody any excuse to do anything.

You are too young to be carrying around this attitude.

All the self loathing Negroes on the list now feel free to beat their breasts in unision...
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Troy
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Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 12:45 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Of course I do not mean you or I. I mean "we" collectively.

"We" are the wall clock sporting Flava Flav, We are the one staring in the 40 drinking, sex pimping, lewd lyric music videos.

I say "We" because it is the "I" attitude that got us here in the first place...

"We" (You and I even) would be much better of if we began to think in terms of "we" instead of I.
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Chrishayden
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Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 12:54 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

We" are the wall clock sporting Flava Flav, We are the one staring in the 40 drinking, sex pimping, lewd lyric music videos.

(That is the THEM--and does that include Flava Flav when he was with Public Enemy? (Fear of a Black Planet and It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold us Back?)

I say "We" because it is the "I" attitude that got us here in the first place...

(The "I" attitude is American. Capitalist. The "We" attitude is European. Socialist. Collective.

You are a Communist, Comnrade Troy?)

"We" (You and I even) would be much better of if we began to think in terms of "we" instead of I.

(Sez who? Do we think of "We" when we get our little piece of the rock? Do we think of "We" when we get our awards?

Of course not. We only think of "We" when we see somebody over there doing something we think is going to reflect badly on "I".

I never hear white people getting upset at the Jeffery Dahmers or the Ozzy Ozbornes or Paris Hiltons or Hitlers or Don Imusses.

I only hear Negroes talking that.

This is from Slavery when Massa made you responsible for what some other Negro was doing.

Ain't no damn "We". All that was over when they took down the signs and let you sit wherever you were on the bus.

If you are going to sit around agonizing over what somebody you have absolutely no control over is doing, who is working for white folks on top of it you are going to have a miserable life.
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Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 01:16 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I see your "Suck My Dick" song and a raise you a "Smell Yo Dick" song (not a parody; the sister is serious).
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Cynique
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Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 02:12 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Well, chrishayden, if Blacks claim the right to distance themselves from the bad element among us, then we forfeit the right to take pride in and identify with the accomplishments of the good examples among us. All of the rhetoric to the contrary cannot erase the biological and history connection Blacks have with each other as a people.

Color blindness is a myth and no matter how we view ourselves as individuals, we have no control over how others group us together, and we are at the mercy of their discretion.

All Blacks can do is to look at another Black who we find reprehensible and consider that there, for the grace of different circumstance, go I.
And it's not as if other ethnic groups are not subjected to this same criteria.
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Troy
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Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 02:36 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Chris, the "I" I'm talking about not just about socio-economic constructs.

Consider; doing what is best for ourselves, our families, Black people, or humanity are not inconsistent actions -- not even inconsistent with capitalism as you imply.

The "Them", really, is just an extension of the "I".

You never hear white folks getting upset about Hitler, Imus, etc. Are you serious? The German Govt have been bending over backwords trying to ensure the legacy of Hitler does not taint the German people.

Imus is only in trouble because of white people fear that Imus' comments will reflect poorly on them. Do you seriously think Imus' lastest comment warranted any attention?

Chris if anything I don't think the so called Negros you refer to do ENOUGH talking about how some of us behave.

"This is from Slavery when Massa made you responsible for what some other Negro was doing."
Wow. It is interesting (read: distrubing) that you feel this way.

Consider the words of our next President Barack Obama: "If there's a child on the south side of Chicago who can't read, that matters to me, even if it's not my child"

We are our Brother's keeper. The pervasive "I" attitude is what stops us from seeing this.
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Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 02:45 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Wow. It is interesting (read: distrubing) that you feel this way.

Not to mention that his assessment is inaccurate. Collectivism for Black folks did not begin with slavery.
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Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 03:41 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Since MOST of the audience and patrons of this current vintage of kneegrow coonery are NON-Black foks, what must we do to stop it?

I mean, there always has been and always will be some population of kneegrows who'll shine and coon for fame and profit.
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Troy
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Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 04:53 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Yvettep, of course. Even the question of being our "Brother's keeper" comes from Cain and Able. Of course the idea and activity predates the Bible.


ABM, we should have "drop squads" deal with the worst of these brothers.

The offenders would recieve ample warning, but if they persisted then they'd get got. Simple.

Short of that, there really is nothing we can do.

I know that sounds extreme, but I'm not exactly liking were we are and where we are headed.
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Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 05:01 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

You never hear white folks getting upset about Hitler, Imus, etc. Are you serious? The German Govt have been bending over backwords trying to ensure the legacy of Hitler does not taint the German people.

(No, the Germans have bent over backwards to DISTANCE themselves from it. Didn't you ever read about Nuremberg? What were the defenses?
1) We did not know
2) We were only following orders.

They don't even talk about those years.

Also--we got plenty of Germans over here. Do you hear them beating their breasts about it?

What about Dahmer? What about Strom Thurmond?

How about it?

Consider the words of our next President Barack Obama: "If there's a child on the south side of Chicago who can't read, that matters to me, even if it's not my child"

(Let's see what he does about it. Haw! He don't give a damn,else he'd be down there working with them)

Chris if anything I don't think the so called Negros you refer to do ENOUGH talking about how some of us behave.


(You hang around white folks a lot, don't you? When they start talking about the latest "black crime" you get all choked up.

The do it cuz they like to see your hole pucker. If you can't handle it, quit hanging around them
They don't do it around me. I just look at them like I know some history and they stopit.

Look 'em right in the eye, all insolent like.

They get the picture)

Chris if anything I don't think the so called Negros you refer to do ENOUGH talking about how some of us behave.

(Are we not our WHITE brother's keeper? Do we not have a duty then to help him when he errs?)

Not to mention that his assessment is inaccurate. Collectivism for Black folks did not begin with slavery.

(Sit down and have a nice hot bowl of Cream of Wheat and watch "Clifford the Big Red Dog. That will soothe thee)

Since MOST of the audience and patrons of this current vintage of kneegrow coonery are NON-Black foks, what must we do to stop it?

(Let's ask a more pertinent question.

Everybody here thinks it is terrible, right?

I bet everybody here would do it for enough money too.

What is your price? How much would you take to do it?)
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Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 05:36 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

You can talk about what somebody should do until you are blue in the face.

If I decide to get up from this keyboard right now, walk out and kill somebody, ain't a damn thang nobody here can do about it.
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Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 06:55 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

And if you do this, we cannot disown you because you are us and we are you, niggah.
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Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 06:57 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

And what about people thinkin all Italians are hooked up with the mob, and all Jews are money mongers.
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Posted on Wednesday, June 25, 2008 - 12:05 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Chris,

I probably would result to cooning and shining if that were my best and only path to some fame and glory I was hellbent on achieving.

But since I never even considered TRYING to do such separates me from those who have done otherwise.
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Posted on Wednesday, June 25, 2008 - 12:19 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

And if you do this, we cannot disown you because you are us and we are you, niggah.

(Yeah, right. Well I sure would disown you, unless I could sell your story to the National Enquirer)


I will quote another man to whom great protestations of personal connection were professed 2,000 years ago---

"Before the cock crows three times, ye shall deny ye ever knew me)

Based on this, if somebody in Harlem who lives around the corner from Troy donesn't pay his parking tickets, I can kick Troy in the groin.
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Posted on Wednesday, June 25, 2008 - 12:51 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

You are still laboring under the notion that you can be separated from your race, crissy, - apparently oblivious to how white people have divided the black race into good niggas and bad ones.

And you apparently see no inconsistency in how quick you are to defend the least of us from white criticism and how quick you are to diss any black person who doesn't conform to your litmus test.
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Posted on Wednesday, June 25, 2008 - 03:55 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

You are still laboring under the notion that you can be separated from your race, crissy, - apparently oblivious to how white people have divided the black race into good niggas and bad ones.

(Kola Boof said you were sick. And this proves it. And, at your age, the sickness is incurable.

You have been down so long, and so used to being despised that you look for opportunities when you can wallow in self loathing.

How do you spell MASOCHIST?

Young Negroes, when you wonder why we are in the shape we are in, just re read this.

I remember someone like you. She used to sit up and brag at how much white folks loved her.

"They just love me," she used to gush. "They just kisses me in the mouth"

One day, my old man, tiring of it, told her, "I seen them kiss their dogs in the mouth. And you know where their mouths have been."

That put a stop to that.

And you apparently see no inconsistency in how quick you are to defend the least of us from white criticism and how quick you are to diss any black person who doesn't conform to your litmus test.

(Cynique, I have found, in my dealings, if you run across a bootlicker, you better make him (or her) lick your boots too, because they only respect those who kick them in the rump.

Contemplate all this on the tree of woe)
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Posted on Wednesday, June 25, 2008 - 04:30 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Chris

"run across a bootlicker, better have them lick your boots too"

Now that's some deep s**t *smile*.

You have obviously gotten better at this. You have sharpened your blade, can cut low too. Got some nuts on you too. But why you be crackin' on ol'girl so hard? She loves you man.
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Posted on Wednesday, June 25, 2008 - 05:03 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

What a shallow solilolquy, crissy. "The sound and fury of an idiot saying nothing". Irrelevancy is your strong suit and hot air your oxygen.

And like a court jester, Carey licks your boots. Go sit in the corner, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.
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Posted on Wednesday, June 25, 2008 - 06:03 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Cyn-Cyn

Come on Cyn-Cyn *smile*, am just ....ahhh...you know, tryin' to be on the sidelines. Like you said, you give it as well as take it. You be droppin' some bombs on "crissy". Now some brothers would get on a bus after being called a B***h :-). But ol'boy jacks up his slacks, eats some pig feet and jumps back in the fray.

Your stuff be funny too! That "Tweedle Dum" thang was great.

But tell me...ahhh, who's Tweedle Dee?

Am riding with you baby...Chris just hits me sometimes. It might be that Midwest thang.
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Posted on Wednesday, June 25, 2008 - 08:48 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Okay okay OKAY, I will not laugh at another one of Chris's ridiculiously funny jokes.....unless they are funny. Some of the time I don't agree with what he's saying just like I can assume he doesn't agree with me but when it's funny I laugh. We don't agree on the Imus thang, his point blank opinions are bold and some I can't ride with but as men, I think we've found the freedom to disagree and not be affraid to do that....with anyone! As I, Chris can get stupid, he knows it, it appears he feeds on it, but in doing so sometimes he's funny and witty.

That swine thang today. I could just see him eating and grinning. He was reaping joy out of eating that pig and sharing his bounty, So I joined in, I've eaten a few pig's butts in my time *lol*. I've dated some women that some might consider pigs :-).
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Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2008 - 01:31 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Knock yourself out, Carey. I ain't trying to stifle anybody's appreciation for humor. I'm just retaliating when I'm the butt of it.
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Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2008 - 01:45 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Gotcha Cyn-Cyn, you know I know. You also be saying some funny AND poignant S**t up in here. I've used some of your put-downs of Chris. Oh yeah, used them like they were mine *smile*. I owe you! So yeah, A strong black women WILL stand her ground. See, I know you will cut a N**ga! Ran Chris's behind to the hospital a few times. Yes sir, deeeeep!

Thanks for the holla back.

Carey

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