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Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 740
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, June 08, 2008 - 10:49 am: | 
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Hello
Grandchildren, they are great. I'm going down to Atlanta during the forth and I get to spend some time with my Grandson. I told my daughter that this time I'm going to rent a car so that he and I can bond, get lost. Generally my daughter takes time off work and we hang out. She has a company car so I can't drive that...I have... but ....you know.
I told my daughter that I was going to stay 5-7 days and do the Grandpa thang for real...
She said "Dad Carey (named after me  ), can be a job, he talks a lot and he might get on your nerves. She forgot that I raised her... She forgot that she never stopped talking.. She must have forgotten that there's a solution. I mean... not for talking but when they do all the things they are not suppose to do and get on your last nerve... See, she's on the fence with the spanking thang....sh**...I will get that ass..huh...come on y'all...show me a soft "virgin" ass...an "unspanked" ass and I'll show you a child out of control. I can't wait to get down there and get that ass . I am going to spoil him and spank that ass...We are going to eat ice cream...roll around on the floor...eat greasy food...candy...watch stupid movies...read...sleep together...get on my daughter's nerve (hand raised) ...and HE is going to get a good old fashioned ...pull those pants down, ASS WUPPIN'.....CAN'T WAIT *lol*.
Why do people say "pray for me" after they've done wrong or before they know they are going to do wrong...or at least...well, check this out:
I have this one female friend...purely a "non-touch" female friend. She's younger than I...yeah, she's 90 ....no..she's about 30. Anyway, we decided to get together and kind of hang out. I have a history and people talk so we decided to do an out of town thang. Oh, the world does not know we are friends and many would be surprised, so we tipped out of town. Really...we are just friends... we share secrets...share a bite to eat, we drop our barriers...we do all the things friends do. Now the problem is, where are the lines of friendship. Let me set this up. She's attractive but I've always made it a point to never play into that or do the obvious flirt thang. But again, when is the line crossed. Our conversations went from children to music to relationships and back. Out of the blue she said, "Carey, do you ever look at me in a sexual way?"...Come on Y'all, what's a brotha to do? I wanted to be cool and hold onto this...this friendship thang...I didn't know which way she was headed. Was she testing my friendship or was she about to throw something my way? Yeah, I've heard the old "friends before lovers" "my lover is my best friend" but I also know that "booty" and "friends" can be ahhh...you know.
Pray for me!
Hey, what if there was a free day. I mean a day when we could do anything we wanted to do without pain or dire consequences, no one would hold it over your head. Of course this could never happen but what if.
What if the law ..your husband...your morals...your guilt...would all take a break.
What would you do?
Would you if you could? Who would you do it with...YIKES.
Why do we care so much what others think...huh...think about it. Would you dress the way you do?...Would you live where you live?...Would you worry about that weight gain?...would you spend sooooo much money on your looks?...Would you worry so much about spelling or would you become an Ebonics king? Would you cuss out that jerk at work...How about that "friend", I have a couple that I'd like to Pimp smack... dead upside the head!
Church will break you. I mean, they invite you to a program and then pass the basket for what seems like every little thang...Pastor William's is our guest speaker...pass the basket...God just gave us a new van....pass the basket...Sister Jones is in the hospital....pass the basket...We are going to have song and praise tonight, several churches are coming....we are going to PASS THE BASKET. Reverend Brown needs a vacation...yep...PASS THE BASKET. I'm trying to find a way to get off the pray list and get on the...PASS THE BASKET...LIST, for real.
My car is the pits. Ever time I see a nice car I feel like a kid in a toy store right before Christmas..."I want that one".
People in Thumper's Corner can get upset!
My dad always had these words of wisdom. For the most part they were on point.
He would say things like, "boy, don't be nobodies fool"...Okay...that makes since.
He'd say "boy if you go down on that corner you know what's down there".. "If you open your mouth someone is not going to agree"...He said, "you gotta give some to get some, are you ready"?
That's a good question....ARE WE READY...?
Did your parents ever tell you to "look it up in the dictionary".
I was about 10 years old and I was trying to walk cool. I was strolling through the house and my mother asked me what I was doing, I said I was pimpin'. She said, "boy, you don't know nothing about pimpin'" I told her that I did and started that cool walk thang. She snatched my black ass and told me to get the dictionary and look up the word pimp. I was shocked, mom had this fire in her eyes. I got the dictionary and found the word. I then went back to my mother and asked, "mom, how old do you have to be"? ...
Opps, look what time it is. gotta go get my nutrition. Gotta go to church. Where is my basket.. see y'all later.
Carey
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Ntfs_encryption
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 3178
Registered: 10-2005
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Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, June 08, 2008 - 01:54 pm: |
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Uhhhhh.....Not trying to be toxic or disrespectful bro Carey, but was there a point to all of this? Just curious..... |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 742
Registered: 05-2004
Rating: 
Votes: 6 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, June 08, 2008 - 02:30 pm: |
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My Brotha Crypto, how you doing this morning . No disrespect taken...Uhhhhh, did you feel you were being toxic?..You heard me say this before, "if a man tells you or shows you what he is---BELIEVE HIM"! I'm not sayin' nothin' I'm just...ahhh curious....
What you want to do???...AM GAME *smile*!
Do we really want to get in "point to all this"...really *lol*?
It's obvious you didn't get the point so obviously it wasn't meant for YOU!
Read it again, you might learn a little somethin'.
Wait, see if you get this point. It's hard to teach *^$#@*dog's new tricks. Now I'm not saying...am just curious...can you smell that one?
Ohhh, did you happen to read the part about "feelings"? What's up with that. Am I missing something, are you trying to get a comeup?
Come on young black man...what's really on your mind? Do yu need to talk to someone.
Ohhhh, I get it, you need a kiss ***SMACK***. There you go...Dat better *lol*. |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 743
Registered: 05-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, June 08, 2008 - 02:52 pm: |
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BTW Crypto, I've noticed that we have a returning star. Over the years that I've been visiting, I've been knocked down a few times. I mean I can take a punch with the best of them, give some too. But ol'boy ABM got some mean skills. Oh yeah, he's been firing some mean shots up in here--formidable foe. The man is a wild wordsmith.
But check this out, if you wish to ahhh ..you know...I ain't scared!
I ain't trying to drop salt on you or be disrespectful...I'm just curious...yeah, curious... |
Ntfs_encryption
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Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 3180
Registered: 10-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, June 08, 2008 - 06:06 pm: |
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"Read it again, you might learn a little somethin'."
Ummm...No...No....That's ok. I think I've seen enough. I got it....TRUST ME!!!!!
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Tonya
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Username: Tonya
Post Number: 7303
Registered: 07-2006
Rating: 
Votes: 4 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, June 08, 2008 - 06:14 pm: |
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Excuse me for being an attention-deficit disorder having...
microwave-for-breakfast-lunch-and-dinner,
more-than-1/2-a-screen-is-too-much-you see,
can't-concentrate-without-a-commercial-break-at-least,
…butthead.
But did you just say that you are going down south to "spank" your daughter's "sweet" "virgin" "ass"? |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 744
Registered: 05-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, June 08, 2008 - 06:23 pm: |
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MY MAN! I didn't think so. No harm no foul.
Hey, you will have to show me how to do that silly face thang. Yep, that's so cute. And while you're at it you can also show me how to do that vote thang **wink**.
Big Game on tonight, who do you have? |
Ntfs_encryption
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Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 3182
Registered: 10-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, June 08, 2008 - 06:38 pm: |
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"But did you just say that you are going down south to "spank" your daughter's "sweet" "virgin" "ass"?"
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I don't think so. Bro, once again, I have no idea where you are going with these lines. But good luck.....
"Hey, you will have to show me how to do that silly face thang. Yep, that's so cute. And while you're at it you can also show me how to do that vote thang **wink**."
No problem. All you have to do is have a number of your favorite icons or gifs, select the upload attachment button, search for the icon on your hard drive, up load it, click and you're done. I'm personally not into voting but FYI, just click on the "vote" link next to post and select your rating.
"Big Game on tonight, who do you have?"
I have no problems with Boston because I like KG. I think he is an outstanding ball player that is finally getting his props. But I gotta roll with the Lakers. Been a Lakers fan since I was a kid. |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 745
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, June 08, 2008 - 07:04 pm: |
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Damn, where's the line???
Okay, lets see.
There are some things I don't do. Having said that, there are many things that I have done, some I am not pround of but nevertheless the consequences and rewards have been tools to my survival. I don't know you so I will reserve any personal remarks.
I will however tell you a little about myself so maybe you will get a little understanding of why I respect the "line".
I've spoken in front of thousands.
I am a convicted felon
I like to laugh
I've held over 12,ooo volts in my hands on several occasions.
I am a Viet Nam war veteran.
I am a father and a son, my mother is still living.
I've crossed the boarders of America for less than honorable reasons and it wasn't about war.
I've been shot
I've killed
I've been married (widowed)
I like to read
My writing skills are limited
I like black women...long tall short fat small, I love black women!
I've been somewhere and through it all I've learn some things, not just a place in time but in my heart and mind. Through my struggles and joy, I've learned that there are a few lines not to cross! I've learned to respect the dangers of doing so!
My daughter once told me never to make a lier lie and don't fool around with foolish people. I've been a fool BUT I am not foolish.
I am not going to address the daughter spanking thang. That may have been funny to you, I think not.
You have a nice day.
Carey
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Ntfs_encryption
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Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 3183
Registered: 10-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 09, 2008 - 12:56 pm: |
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”I will however tell you a little about myself so maybe you will get a little understanding of why I respect the "line". I respect the "line".”
Thanks for the brief bio but there still seems to be a serious disconnect here. As I stated before, I don’t exactly follow your line of thinking. The majority of the times I don’t know what your point is or what you’re attempting to say. I guess it is just a difference of style and expression. Perhaps I should try a little harder.
”I am not going to address the daughter spanking thang. That may have been funny to you, I think not.”
This is a perfect example. I have no idea what you are talking about. You stated; “But did you just say that you are going down south to "spank" your daughter's "sweet" "virgin" "ass"?” WTF…??!! What does that mean? Where did that come from? Once again, it’s statements like that that make no sense. Sorry if I seem harsh. That is not my intention nor interest. Just trying to clarify some things here. But ya know, perhaps it’s me……..*Shrugs again*………. |
Ferociouskitty
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Username: Ferociouskitty
Post Number: 210
Registered: 02-2008
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 09, 2008 - 01:33 pm: |
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NTFS: You've attributed something Tonya said to Carey. Hope that helps. |
Ntfs_encryption
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Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 3187
Registered: 10-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 09, 2008 - 02:02 pm: |
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"You've attributed something Tonya said to Carey. Hope that helps."
Otay...... |
Tonya
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Username: Tonya
Post Number: 7308
Registered: 07-2006
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Tonya
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Username: Tonya
Post Number: 7309
Registered: 07-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 09, 2008 - 02:04 pm: |
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Ntfs_encryption
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Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 3189
Registered: 10-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 09, 2008 - 03:06 pm: |
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Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 747
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 09, 2008 - 03:13 pm: |
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Thanks Kitty---yes I was addressing Tonya's post.
Yeah NTFS, it could well be our styles.
I didn't think there was anything deep in my posts, like others, I give my opinion on matters but I come from a little different angle. I try to associate an issue with a personal touch --- dating, children, religion,social gatherings,speakers, relationships, etc..basically I am just rolling off the top of my head...no hidden meaning. It's sort of like that old white man that's on 60 minutes...just mindless little thought. We are limited via this medium...sound, sight, pacing, instant feedback, tone, etc...they all go wanting. So yeah, my little Sunday thang is merely a....ahh....bunch of bullshit *LOL*...yeah, like brotha's shootin' the S**t.
I hear you though, as you might agree, there has been some real zip fools come to Thumper's Corner and I thought for a minute that you...and maybe...ahh...well, I just thought I'd at least express my concerns. "Funny" is generally relative to the individual. Arguement is cool, to disagree on an issue is fine. However when that arguement shifts away from the core issue....well. I personally think there is a line we should all respect. But, having said that, this is Thumper's Corner and people can get BUCKWILD up in here. There's just certain parties I ain't trying to attend.
You cool, do your thang, you don't have to come in with---"not toxic...not disrepectful". See, that gives it a different flavor. It's like someone that says "for real"...a flag goes up...feel me?
BTW...this is not my first "challenge"...(okay, put in a different word if you like) so you koo.
Look at that old white man. Looks like he needs to change his depends...Dang, do I look like that  .
Now that old dusty white man above...that's funny! |
Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 10056
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 09, 2008 - 03:25 pm: |
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Carey,
Let's cut the crap and answer the most important question: Did you make a move on that 30 year old chick who asked you do you ever think of her in a sexual way.
I mean, I know that you might have been out of the game a spell. But you gottah know that's about as close to "Come and git it, daddy!" as most decent women are liable to get, Kemosabee. |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 748
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 09, 2008 - 03:55 pm: |
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ABM,
Man,*LOL* I knew you would catch that.
See, I was really stunned. I was trying very hard not to be the Old Head-Cool School-Slick tragic magic man and really just be her friend. But, that's what inspired my "pray for me" spill.
Her response really came out of nowhere.
But check this out:
There's a word that someone hit me with that means "an unexpected gift". It's a rediculously long word. I remember the person pointing out that little detail. That "supercalfratalisticespialatous" type S*#t.
I thought if anyone knew you would.
To answer your question....well, lets just say I was asleep but now I'm found....I'm working on something *wink*. Can't be puttin' ALL my business in the street. There are some things I can't let go. She's a fine respectable women.
KEMOSABEE = JACK-KNIFE JOHNSON |
Ntfs_encryption
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Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 3192
Registered: 10-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 09, 2008 - 04:14 pm: |
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Ok....And there ya have it! |
Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 10061
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 09, 2008 - 04:33 pm: |
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Carey,
Say no more, bruh. But remember: Trojans are your friend. |
Ferociouskitty
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Username: Ferociouskitty
Post Number: 214
Registered: 02-2008
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 09, 2008 - 08:43 pm: |
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There's a word that someone hit me with that means "an unexpected gift". It's a rediculously long word. I remember the person pointing out that little detail. That "supercalfratalisticespialatous" type S*#t.
Serendipity? |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 750
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 09, 2008 - 09:44 pm: |
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Kitty, that's it! My small mind must have seen it as a hugh word. Guess it was if I couldn't recall it.
The topic was "peace of mind" and "serenity".
The words Serendipitous-Serendipity were used to massage the message.
I've asked that question more than once and drew blanks.
Again you've rescued me from the mouth of despair, Thank You! |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 751
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 09, 2008 - 09:51 pm: |
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But tell me Kitty, are you a long haired black cat or Tomcat....just asking. Didn't want to get caughtup in the image of Pepe' La pew's girlfriend and find out that you are actually Felix The Cat.
Fool me once shame on you...fool me.... |
Ferociouskitty
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Username: Ferociouskitty
Post Number: 215
Registered: 02-2008
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 09, 2008 - 09:52 pm: |
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You're welcome, Carey.
Yours truly,
Words R Us |
Ferociouskitty
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Username: Ferociouskitty
Post Number: 216
Registered: 02-2008
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 09, 2008 - 09:54 pm: |
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LOL, Carey. TC's is a regular ol' "Crying Game", huh?
I'm a honey-brown dreadlocked kitty, female from birth to the present day. |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 752
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 09, 2008 - 09:56 pm: |
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NTFS, I am afraid to ask but am game,I'll bit,what is that in the picture? |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 753
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 09, 2008 - 10:22 pm: |
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Whew..THANKS...crying game for real.
That's interesting that you chose the Crying Game to illustrate your point. I was fortunate to have had the oppurtunity to set in on the U.S. premiere at Teleuride CO....Director, Producer , fun time!
Yeah, that movie threw me from the jump. Forrest Whitterger(sp) in an IRA movie...Wierd-Wild, |
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