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Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 702
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 01:00 pm: | 
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Hello
I love my people...black people....to some degree, white people are affraid to be different, we thirst for it. Take for instance names....we can jack up some names. In the name game Ebonics is king....but wait....I was at a youth function and the opening speaker told the crowd of rowdy kids that there were a few rules that he had to go over. He said no guns, drink, drugs or gang signs are allowed in this meeting. A girl got up with a small boy in tow.....she was stopped at the door and asked why she was leaving. She said, "my name is Champagne' and this is my brother 8-Ball.
Thank god for ghost writers and editors. Have you ever been disappointed in reading something by an author you respect that has no simulance to their edited words and sentence struture?
I'll tell you others that get an automatic pass....Doctors and Lawyers.....all lawyers are not good lawyers and I wouldn't let some doctors fix me a hamburger. I'm not going to go there ....but don't go back in the kitchen of one of your favorite eating joints...feel me.
I like Kirk Franklin's music but can't stand looking at the guy do his thang. Something just ain't matching up.
Speaking of matching up....is it time for Mariah Carey to put down that ......that sex kitten thang? I mean, I realize she's been through some things and would like to show the world she's strong and back....but....it's time to cover up that.....stuff....huh...don't get me wrong...I would not kick her out of bed .....but
Where did we get some of the phrases we use. What's with "Knockin' Dem Boots"....think about it...on the surface it sounds like some kind of S&M...huh..."knockin' the bottom out of it"....is there a bottom? *LOL*....well....I guess some know the answer to that question *smile*.
Hey, I have a confession....I am a chair dancer....no, I don't give lap dances.....that's ugly....come on y'all....anyway, when a song comes on and I'm sitting in my chair, I got all the moves.....from the waist up. Now the problem I have is getting my legs and feet to come along....yeah, I just can't seem to get all of them on the same beat.
Why do we think we are fooling others, when in fact we are only fooling ourselves. Women do it when they put on that size 14 and know that ass ain't been 14 since she was 14. I think a 3D...3 way camera should be manatory in every black women's house. I just have to think that if y'all saw all of that... from all the angles... that we see....y'all would laugh ....like others....and break brush to take off that "way" to small thang. Why do black women concentrate on the size instead of the fit?.....huh...what's with that?
I'm not proud of this.... but it is/was what it was. As a young father (17), I was doing all the things stupid young men do. I was however aware of right from wrong.....but while I was raising my children, I used to go to my bedroom, shut the door and smoke a joint. But see...I thought I was clever....I would turn up my music and spray a bunch of smell good....yeah...I'd open the windows and blow the smoke outside, fans everywhere...thought I was fooling somebody....well, I once went into the kitchen....after one of these episodes and my daughter said, "hey daddy, what are you looking for....matches?".....she was 4 years old uuuuggglyyyy! BTW, she's well adjusted....she doesn't smoke....nothing...that's a good thing.
The end doesn't have to be bad.
I was hesitant about discussing this but hey....why should I be worried about my image at this stage of the game.
G-Strings....now come on....there should be a warning lable for black women. See, I once had a women come in the room.....at that one special time of the evening and she said, "baby, how do you like it?", I paused and questionly said,..."huh, I've been likin' it for a while, huh, what's up", she said, "no, the G-String" again I paused and said, "go get it, where is it at *smile*".....she replied, "come on baby, I got it on"....I was lost for words, I used the time honored phrase, "I was just playin'" I continued, "you look like a new women, come on girl, bring that thang to daddy".
The end doesn't have to be bad!
Carey
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Sisg
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Username: Sisg
Post Number: 306
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 09:45 pm: |
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lol, Carey, loved it! |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 706
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 12:50 am: |
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Whew....I was about to shut down this thang....somebody got a smile out of it.... I guess it was worth the effort?
Thanks! |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 709
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 01:52 am: |
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I am such a worry wart.....Chris enjoyed them and so did Yvette....Thanks Y'all
I think we all feel a little apprehensive when we post? To step out and share your thought can be...ahh....you know....don't you? |
Chrishayden
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Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 6862
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 11:08 am: |
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Keep it comin' bro! |
Sisg
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Username: Sisg
Post Number: 308
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 07:09 pm: |
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Ditto Chris,
Do your thang! I think you got something here. |
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