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Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 642
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, May 18, 2008 - 01:08 pm: | 
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Hello everyone
Sunday mornings are great, are they not. Man, I got my music playing with the door open while I sip on a cup of coffee. I grind my own coffee and it's the S**t. I used to smoke a joint with my coffee in the morning but ahhh...."Indiana wants me and lord, I can't go back there".....okay.
Anyway, I choose not to got to church this morning because I am doing that "church at home thang". Y'all know what am talking about, that "we fellowshipin' at home" thang. See, that's that, I didn't get my hair done or my clothes ain't right or it's First Sunday and I ain't tryin' to stay in church all day thang. Plus, ain't no basket being passed up in here *lol*. But hey, I got the gospel station on and I am singing along. I can't hit no notes but hey, where do I stand in the line of good intentions. Do I stand in the line behind or in front of the authors of Pink Panties and Underground Ho?
Utt oh, Carey about to get loose up in here. Don't be scared, I am just a black man having fun on sunday morning.
I can just hear some of the other postees "that Ni**er", who does he think he is, he can't even work a spell check" but listen, I 've heard it said that a good teacher doesn't tell you of his vision, he invites you to stand beside him and see for yourself!
I wonder what the person looks like that wrote this "Wonderful, Zane, sounds like you are becoming an important ally in this effort" *lol*.
That reminds me, have you ever fallen back to earth by some realization about yourself, how about the following:
Have you ever left your living room after watching a long movie and returned to a stinky smell and realized it was your breath that you left behind  .
How about this one (for ladies only). Have any of you ever been sitting around a bunch of women and that feminine smell hits the floor and you for a secound wonder if it's YOU *lol*. And then once the foul goose has whispered in everyones nose the eyes start to shift in accusatory fashion. Hey, come on back and on your way....wash that thang.
How about the lows of looking at yourself butt naked in the mirror. Now that's the pits ain't it. I don't care what your baby has told you, YOU KNOW those titties ain't standin' no mo. In fact, dey done laid on down, dey tired. They done done a great job; they may have even instrumental in getting your ol'man or job but the days have been long. They probably were the tools of big fun and may still have a little play in them but the ball just doesn't bounce as high today.
Just yesterday I was standing next to a women who just happened to be a guest speaker at a serious sort of function. She had talked some real good stuff, the sista was strong, her message was tight but when I got close to her to give my...ahhh...you know all that stuff we say when someone brings it, I felt like running home and breaking out one of my old model airplanes. Ol'girl had enough glue running out from under "her hair" that I could have patched up a few of my old treasured toys. I wondered if she's ever constipated, that glue must move around some.
Now come on, I KNOW one of you'll done had this next dilema. Okay, I'll just say it has happened to me.....okay. Now, how about on a real hot summer you soon realize that you've left something behind. No, I should have said you left something back there in the most itchy part of your behind. Och, come on home, I think we all have "thought" we done done a great job of knocking it down but when that tingy itch tells us differently we gotta get it. Now, how we get it is pure individualized technics. I've tried the deep skoot in the chair thang. All that does is move it around to a bigger area  . How about the snipper attack on the booty. You know, look right and look left and then get at it. Of course this too may be a temperary solution. Sometimes one just has to excuse themselves and go to the nearest restroom and "get it".
Don't you just hate it when someone invites you to their home for dinner or lunch and you quickly see that for various reasons you do not think it's a good idea to consume anything prepared by those hands and in that place. Come on, I got some family members that I'd like to tell the world about. Poor church folk, they still ain't figured out what that special ingredient is in Aunt Mabels delicious Velvet Cake *lol*.
Crushed dreams, they can be something else. I thought my grandson would be this big tuff guy that all the ladies would just drull over. You know, he's in this karata class and as I watched all the other kids toss each other around I realized that my grandson couldn't throw himself down a steep hill. Thank god for the possible seat of Black Presidents of the USA.
Hey, I don't know where this came from but our Emanuel is cool ain't he. I wonder if he can cuss.
I wonder if Chris smokes a pipe.
I wonder if A-Womon dances in front of the mirror and thinks she's Mariah Carey.
I wonder if Cynique sits at her computer with no clothes on. Oh no, I just know some of the newcomers are going to hate on me for that one. Cynique **wink**.
I'd like to lock four women in one small room for about 2 days, Yvettep, Tonya, A-Womon and Cynique. WTF, let's open the door and put Miss Pink Panties and Kola in there too. Lawdy Lawdy, now that would move Favorite Flav off the top spot of reality TV.
Ouuuu weeee, look at the time, I had so much to say and so little time. Maybe I'll do it again sometime.
Carey
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Chrishayden
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Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 6831
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, May 19, 2008 - 11:29 am: |
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I wonder if Chris smokes a pipe.
(Sometimes--
I ain't gonna discuss what's IN it, though! Hawhawhaw!) |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 6832
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, May 19, 2008 - 11:30 am: |
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Keep it comin'! Keep it comin'! |
Yvettep
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Username: Yvettep
Post Number: 2893
Registered: 01-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, May 19, 2008 - 12:41 pm: |
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Wow, Carey, your stream on consciousness posts are amazing. BTW and for whatever it is worth, Cynique and I recently met in person. We were not locked in a small room together, but we did share a meal. I cannot speak to what she looks like in front if her computer but in person she is quite glamorous--and fully clothed! |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 649
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, May 19, 2008 - 01:53 pm: |
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***CRYSTAL, go to another page, I don't want to hear yo mouth on this one***
Now....ahhhh....Corvette (Yvettep)...by the way what's up with that name. A brotha can't even pronouce it so how am I going to remember it. You are now....I am going to continue to call you Corvette even if you don't like it.
Tell me Little Red Corvette........tell me how I should approach or view you reply post? I am a very cautious person these days and although my first thought was tell say thank you, I paused because "amazing" could be filled with a trick bag. Let's see....amazingly stupid.....forgetably insane.....amazingly vindictive.....amazingly insightfull.....amazingly thoughtless....It's true, I may be playing around in my insecurities...and I don't mind sharing that with you.....nevertheless, show me yours and I'll be more than happy to show you mine. If the fondation of your post was rooted in good then .....Thank You!
***Crytall, why are you still reading this, didn't I tell you to turn your head and cough ***
Btw, ain't you got some legal mess to advise someone about...huh...it's a shame...it's a shame what some people get paid to do....or not to do...NO, it's a CRIME!
Carey
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Yvettep
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Username: Yvettep
Post Number: 2897
Registered: 01-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 - 09:00 pm: |
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No, Carey, I meant nothing negative by my comment. I find your posts fun and interesting and lively. But one request: you can call me "Yvette" but please, not "Corvette." (Though I am a big Prince fan, I admit!) |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 653
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 - 09:15 pm: |
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Okay Yvette, but could you tell me how to pronouce that. Prince.....me too. In fact (dating myself) I have that "album" with him and the white horse. Please....we don't even what to do Prince.....am talkin' Jessie Johnson and the rest of the band......who said Dez Man, Prince is old....I remember when he was touring with Morris Day and he had those females in his band.....Dang....AM OLD! |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 654
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 - 09:28 pm: |
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I am slow, Yvette, are you the "Yvette" with AALA? |
Yvettep
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Username: Yvettep
Post Number: 2900
Registered: 01-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 - 09:58 am: |
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Nope, not me. There are a lot of us Yvettes out there. It has been my unbiased observation that all are exceptionally brilliant and talented. |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 669
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, May 25, 2008 - 08:59 pm: |
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Hello again
I thought I'd slip this in down here because I didn't want my name at the top of the board and other think that I had nothing to do but post..well...and it's an honor to follow the exceptionally brilliant and talented Yvettep...hey...she said it .
We all can get caugh-up in our jobs, children, the news, other individuals lives and mess....that said....sometimes I just like to pull it back.....I turn off the TV, my phone and lock the doors...if someone knocks on my door with "we just wanted to see if you were alright" I look at them with a vengeful stare and say, "okay" and shut the door......they may think that I am nuts but that's okay..."I" know better.
Cyn-Cyn once called me meloncoly....see... I don't even know if I spelled it right so I had to look it up (nope, didn't spell it correctly *smile*) and see what it meant...I have to admit and accept the fact that ...yes...I can go there.
Anyway, today is a pull back day and it's music...e-mails...more music...reading...drinking coffee(no blunts/joints) and sunshine. Rock Steady came on and I broke out all the old moves....I had that snake thang going on....do you remember when white people thought they could snake....ooouuu....that was ugly....I did the robot...the flashlight...the stomp...the bump (used the wall)....I even broke out the wiggly worm....yeah, that's the white man's favorite.....when he can't think of anything to do....they wiggle like a worm....okay...yes I even did the camel walk....now that's ol'school.
I am a single black man and dating is tough. But my desires or wishes of a lady are really small.....I just say to them.....always smell good and be clean....try not to be pretentious or decietful and don't lie.....oh.....there is one more.......don't fart in my company....do women break wind....?.....hey, some people think that s**t is funny.
You know....doing right can be a lonely place....I try not to hang out in the wrong places and I don't suffer fools lightly......I've put on a few pounds and I've been trying to cut out meat.....Yeah.....I might go a week or so and just eat.....ahhhh.....right. But let me tell you....every once in awhile I have to get my thang on. Yes sir.....sometimes I have to break out the steaks....polish sausages....greasy hamburgers and everything.....but let me tell you. Once your body starts digesting your food in a certain manner....that meat and fat don't travel to fast.....remember I talked about that lonely place.....well....I had to take a looooong book with me to the....ahhhh.....toilet. Yep.....it was a struggle....wanted to use my fingers *lol*.....that's nasty ain't it....tell me about it...I was sweeting and everything.....you think I am kidding....I started to call 911 and have them come get my stankin ass....it was like my....ahhhh.....my....you know.....took a break....like a toll bridge under repair....it wasn't lettin' nothin' come through.
Look out now.....the Ohio player are on ....I think I'll break out that wiggly worm.
later
Carey
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