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Chrishayden
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Posted on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 - 01:19 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

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Why do Black men cheat?

They asked the sales clerk at The Booty Sto' where Sam copped hot movies.

"It's genetic," he explained, adjusting his clunky black horn rimmed glasses. "Mother Nature has hardwired the male brain to pursue more partners than seems necessary to ensure the propagation of species Homo sapiens."

"I’ll Homo your sapiens" Sharpetta cracked.

"I beg your pardon?" the clerk said.

"Let's go," LaTisha said.

"Excuse me," said the clerk. "What are you going to do about this bill for late rentals Mr. Jenkins owes?"

"File a claim in Divorce Court, Poindexter," Sharpetta said. "Until then, don't leave town!"

They asked the owner of The Peter Meter, where Sam bought his fuckbooks.

"Here's a story they tell about President George Bush the First," he replied. "Him and Mrs. Bush visited a farm one day. The farmer pointed out a rooster and said that it sometimes fucked thirty times a day.

"Would you please tell that to Mr. Bush?" Mrs. Bush said.

"I say, Mr. Farmer," President Bush said. "Does that Rooster the same hen every time?"

"Nope," said the farmer. "Different hen, every time."

"Would you please tell that to Mrs. Bush?" he said.

When the women didn't laugh the guy repeated it. Rolling their eyes they headed for the door.

"Hey, what about all these books Sam ordered?" the man asked.

"I'm sure you can make good use of them," Sharpetta said.

On the car radio they heard a male caller tell Brass Balls, the host of Testosterone Talk, blame slavery for the brothers' cheatin' ways.
"Would you believe I had a case where a white boy tried to use that one?" Sharpetta cracked.

They asked Ma Barker at the Toi Store, where Sam bought his sex toys.

"They never grow up. Just cain't concentrate on one thang too long, baby!" she said. Then she showed them an inflatable rubber doll she was holding for Sam, which looked just like LaTisha and had working orifices.

"Here's who's beating your time," said Sharpetta to LaTisha. “Hey Ma! You got anymore of these in back?”

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Their last stop was The Black Hellfire Club, the place for Afro American swingers. These freaks was discreet: it was located in an industrial park and there was no sign, no lights, no nothing to give the slightest a clue to the scandalous goings on inside.

"It' supposed to be Members Only, but they let in all skeezers. You shouldn't have any trouble,” Sharpetta said

--If you think that was funny, sexy, or oh so scandalous you ain't seen nothin' until you get CHOCOLATE FLAVA 2 and get a load of what the rest of Miz Zane's naughty nieces and nephews got in there.

It don't drop until February but you can order before then--if you do so do it through this site so Bro Troy gets the credit!!
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Chrishayden
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Oh by the way, the above excerpt from "The Hardboiled Dick" is Copyright Chris Hayden 2007

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