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Thebookoforgasm
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 19, 2007 - 11:21 pm: | 
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The Book of Orgasm
A Man's Guide for Making Love
A Step-by-Step Instructional on Satisfying Your Woman Sexually
ISBN#: 0-7414-3910-7
www.myspace.com/thebookoforgasm
Any comments?
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Cynique
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, October 20, 2007 - 01:00 am: |
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You're about 5 centuries late with this book. The "Kama Sutra" already covered this subject. YESSSSS! |
Thebookoforgasm
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, October 20, 2007 - 10:15 am: |
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That book was played out centuries ago, and is way out of touch with the current climate.
A picture tells a thousand words, but something gets lost in the translation. Read the chapters on the myspace page to see what I am talking about.
My book is funny, perverted, twisted, sarcastic, and a bunch of other adjectives, but it is also detailed, detailed, detailed. I guarantee you will learn from reading it.
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Thebookoforgasm
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, October 20, 2007 - 10:17 am: |
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Am I allowed to Post the detailed Illustrations in my book here? I'd like you guys and gals to see some great work, which will tell you what is being discussed. |
Troy
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, October 20, 2007 - 10:44 am: |
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Thebookoforgasm, the purpose of the site is for authors to post information about their books.
However use your judgement. Please to do post large images, the image of you book cover is really about as large as you should go.
Also if the image is very graphic just link to it or blank out the graphics parts. Again use your judgement.
If the image crosses the line, I'll delete it. And generally that decision will be trigger by the rash of email from out raged posters (I don't really listen to lurkers  )
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Cynique
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, October 20, 2007 - 12:21 pm: |
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A step-by-step method for satisfying a woman, huh? Puleeze. Going through a pat ritual of doing "this" first, and then "that" second turns sex into an exercise rather than a romp. A woman's sex organ is her brain. You have to seduce her mind by faking commitment, and piling on compliments, then add a little cuddling and voila! Climax City. Screw the book. F**k the woman. LOL |
Troy
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Screw the book. F**k the woman. Priceless. LOL, I really need to get to work.
Cynique, seriously, consider the fact that many men are simply not educated on the finer aspects of pleasing a woman. The concept of helping a man helping a woman to climax was simply not discussed.
It makes me think of Richard Pryor's line "I got mine Biotch -- get yours"
Sure maybe that discussion should be left to the man and woman involved, but I'm not convinced most women understand the orgasm thing either.
Maybe the first steps of Henry's book address the mental aspects...
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Cynique
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, October 20, 2007 - 04:54 pm: |
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The feminism movement is to some degree tied up with the female orgasm. Freud tried to dissect it and explain it and categorize it and set himself up as an expert on the subject. And finally woman began to speak up, telling him to STFU, demanding to know how could he lecture and pontificate about something he never experienced.
I've heard a lot of women say that watching porn is an aphrodisiac and does as much for them as foreplay, which would seem to indicate that visual stimulation plays a key role. And, at one time, men thought vibrators spoiled women because they raised expectations in regard to staying power, which would seem to indicate that it's about physicality. But with the advent of viagra men should now have the luxury of learning by the trial and error method. OK, Dr. Ruth is through. Bring on the the book and all of its instructions. Maybe that 55-year-old virgin chrishayden can benefit from this. snicker. |
Thebookoforgasm
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, October 20, 2007 - 07:39 pm: |
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Hey Troy,
I better not post the illustrations, because they are all sexually graphic.
I will however post one in the next post and give a little story behind it. If you want to delete it, be my guest, but I'd love for you to leave it up for at least a day or two to let some other people see it.
As far as the book is concerned, here is what I have to say on page 17.
"If you are a selfish lover, meaning that you are only having sex for your own pleasure, it means that you do not know what the f*ck you are doing and should probably stop until you learn how to do it properly.
The bottom line is this, if you are a selfish lover, you are an inexperienced lover. At best, you are an amateur, at worst a hack!
And contrary to popular belief guy's "making love to your woman is not just a wham-bam thank you ma'am event where you are only going to f*ck her until you shoot your load and then roll over and go to sleep!
Anyone who does this is an amateur and/or a hack!"
Troy, you are right on with the mental aspect.
The first chapter is about the touch. Simply holding hands, and using your fingers to caress her hand, etc., sends a message to the womans brain that you care about her, and the brain plays a major role in the pleasure palace of a woman.
The second chapter is all about kissing, using the tongue, the lips, etc. Woman put great value on the ability of a man to kiss. It could determine if you are getting any or not. And it proceeds down from there.
But you are right, making love to a woman is all about understanding her mind, and how it works in the lovemaking process. You warm your car up in the cold winter mornings before you drive off, why not your woman.
The reality is that not many men know how to make love to a woman. It's all about getting off themselves and bragging to their friends how they rocked her world!
When in reality, they left her hanging high and dry, and frustrated. This is why so many woman stray, because their man does not know what he is doing.
This is also why so many relationships end, because instead of making love to their spouse, they are just having sex, not making love. The spark is gone, the relationship is over. They are just going through the motions.
As far as step-by-step instructional is concerned. From the top down is how it goes. If you are not spending the time and energy to get your woman off, you simply do not KNOW WHAT THE F&ck you are doing.
The guys who are spouting all this bravado crap are the ones who end up being the selfish lovers, the amateurs, the hacks!
In a nutshell, the introduction talks about how, as we grow up, we have our parents, teachers, coaches, etc., teaching us how to do this, that and the other thing, but there is no one there to teach us the proper way to make love, and so we are left to our own to discover how to do it.
I also talk about masturbation as we discover our own bodies as kids. Remember: If you touch yourself, you are going to go blind, or If you pull on it too much, it's going to fall off!
The book is for teenagers, college age kids, and men who think they know what they are doing, but don't.
But I also discuss in detail advanced topics, such as fisting, anal, deep throat, and add in stuff on water sports, tossing the salad, role playing, etc.
Go to www.myspace.com/TheBookOfOrgasm, and read the chapter titles to see my take on things.
This book is unlike any book you have ever read before.
Regards,
Henry |
Cynique
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, October 20, 2007 - 08:45 pm: |
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Gee, Henry. You sound like somebody who views women as objects, and who thinks that sex is something you do to a woman, instead of something you share with her. Does your prowess take into account that some woman don't want to relinquish complete control during the sex act, and that they already know what turns them on? (;D) |
Thebookoforgasm
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, October 20, 2007 - 10:44 pm: |
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Hello Cynique,
The problem with the written word is that it is the most misinterpreted type of communication.
People bring their own biases, etc., to each story they read. Interpretation is therefore in the eye of the beholder (reader).
I treat woman as individuals. I treat them, as well as everyone else, with respect, and expect the same in return. Although I do like to joke around at the same time.
Anyway sex, rather love making, is what I wrote about. Sex is something that happens during the love making process. It is not the beginning, and it's certainly not the end. But it does occur somewhere in between, at least I hope it does when I am doing it.
The book can be used as a point of reference for some men on the finer points of pleasuring a woman, it can be used as a step-by-step instructional guide for the less fortunate, and it can be used as a reminder of what some men don't do anymore for their woman. Or, it can be used for a good laugh, and to look at the dirty pictures while you sit on the bowl...:>)
Much like the first few dates when you open the door, pull out the chair, say excuse me, thank you, etc., before you start farting and burping in front of her and her family, men tend to forget how to treat a woman after they bed her down a few times. That's when they start taking advantage of the situation by only pleasuring themselves, and rolling over to go to sleep.
Some men do not think treating a woman with love and affection are important anymore, and so they need to be reminded about bringing home flowers, or doing something or saying something nice once in a while.
As I say in the book, use this anyway you want, as long as you using it to pleasure your woman. The book is written to bring pleasure to the woman, to bring the couple closer together physically, and mentally. To remind men of what they are supposed to do.
As far as woman relinquishing control? Or knowing what turns them on?
Obviously all woman are not the same when it comes to erogenous zones.
Some woman like to have their clit rubbed on the left side, some on the right side, some above. While rubbing it directly can cause some woman discomfort, so of course a woman knows what turns them on. The key is for them to tell us, and for us to ask.
As I say in the book on page 20.
"Guy's, do not be afraid to ask and women do not be afraid to tell us. A little help goes a long way towards pleasuring you if you would only tell us what you like."
Communication is the key in any relationship, and if the persons ego is so big that they can't ask what their partner likes, well I say read my book.
Regarding relinquishing control, I specifically mention letting the woman take top so she can control the depth, and location of each thrust for her own pleasure, while I lay on my back playing with her nipples...:>)
No one is controlling anyone. It is a mutual intimate relationship based on pleasure. Selfish lovers need not apply.
My personal thoughts are this.
I am a man, I know my limitations. I may be able to get off 2 or 3 times within a certain period of time on a good day, but I know that I can get a woman off many more times than that by just licking, sucking, and nibbling on a certain part of her body.
By the time I am done with this, I know she may be ready to orgasm with me when I do what I have to do. And that is the goal, to get off together.
I do this because I KNOW WOMEN LIKE TO ORGASM AT THE SAME WITH THEIR MAN. Women put special emphasis on achieving an orgasm at the same time.
Most guys don't know this, or care about it, but for a woman, getting off together makes it more intimate. So I aim to please.
So Cynique, let me ask you, are you a selfish lover, like "I got mine Biotch -- get yours," or are you someone who enjoys watching a woman squirm with pleasure, because you are the MAN, and know what you are doing.
It's either the wham-bam man, or the pleasure machine man, which is it Cynique?
The Mirror is looking at you...:>) |
Cynique
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, October 21, 2007 - 01:53 am: |
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Well, Henry, you lose points in your attempt to exonerate yourself because, as the expert on women that you purport to be, you weren't able discern from the essence of my conversation and from my sceen name that I am a female. And an older one at that and also somebody who is amused by the idea that as opposed to doing what comes naturally, a real man has to go through a laundry list of the steps he is supposed to follow in order to induce the big one. Struggling through a marathon of foreplay in order to achieve an orgasm sounds exhausting. And since when can't a woman come fast and furious? If they're passionate, they'll do this. If they're not, then they'll just wish you'd hurry up and get done. LMAO. |
Brownbeauty123
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, October 21, 2007 - 02:16 am: |
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You must orgasm very easily.
For some women, you have to go through that whole laundry list. |
Batmocop
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This thread is comedy! The very idea of writing a self-help book on how to get your girl to c*m is just funny to me. I guess there is a population out there who is orgasmically "challenged" but bro let me tell you, unless this is your audience you are missing the point. If you would have written a book on how not to be selfish and how to communicate with your significant other, the audience that read it and took it to heart would be thanking you for allowing them to see the error in their ways; because it allowed them to become closer to their mate, and it allowed them to do better what comes NATURALLY.
Most real men know how to love their women, and most women let go in the confines of their bedroom and make sure the get it how they want it. If you want to write about how to give or get an orgasm, make it a chapter in a book about the bigger picture!
But those are just my thoughts... |
A_womon
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, October 21, 2007 - 06:16 am: |
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The trouble with these kinds of books is ONE person thinks because something has worked for them, they become the VOICE OF ALL and that because THEY get a kick out of doing things a certain way arrogantly assume that EVERYONE who chooses to read it will too! The writer might cause more harm than good. |
Thebookoforgasm
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, October 21, 2007 - 10:46 am: |
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Hey Cynique,
In any forum, it is pretty hard to discern who is writing as a woman, and who is writing as a man.
At one time in another forum I was accused of being a latent homosexual because I used an exclamation point "!" in a few of my postings.
So I do not prescribe to your thinking that because I thought you were a man, when you were a woman, that I must somehow be lacking, or lost points in your eyes? This is twisted logic, and not worthy of further discussion.
As far as real men going through a laundry list?
Since when is treating your woman with respect and love a laundry list?
Taking time to pleasure a woman is not a chore, and not tiring. It is a pleasure. A pleasure for the man, and the woman. If you know what you are doing that is.
As far as your comments "If they're passionate, they'll do this. If they're not, then they'll just wish you'd hurry up and get done. LMAO."
This is why I wrote the book, because most men are not taking the time to pleasure the woman, and are basically selfish lovers, this is the mentality of those woman who can't orgasm on demand!
They want the man to hurry up and get done because it's not pleasurable to them!
You said it yourself, so you are aware of this among your female friends.
If you are able to orgasm on demand, then I am happy for you. You do not require a man to be caring, and concerned for your pleasure. So you can be with a Wham-Bam Thank You Ma'am, selfish lover type of guy. Congratulations.
But you are not the norm.
Most woman do not have an orgasm while having sex. This is a fact.
Why? Because most men are selfish lovers who are just going though the paces of humping and bumping so they can have their own orgasm. When they are done, the roll over and go to sleep, or leave.
And most woman never have an orgasm at the same time as the man, because it takes more time with most woman. While men can ejaculate in 30 seconds of entering the vagina.
If this is what you enjoy, then I feel sorry for you. You are missing out on a lot of stimulation and pleasure.
Making love to a woman is not meant to be fast and furious as you say. It is meant to be a long experience that brings two people closer together through mutual pleasure.
If I wanted to write a book like what you describe as love making, it would be called "Booty Call 3! All Aboard the Train...Choo, Choo, Choo!
Making love to a woman is art. You take your time, and pleasure every inch of her body. Not just her vagina!
Maybe you should read my book instead of making outrageous comments that show your lack of sexual experience and knowledge.
And I'm not taking about experience getting laid. Any woman who opens her legs can get laid. I'm talking experience making love to your partner, or your partner making love to you.
Regards,
Henry
p.s., All in fun..:>) |
Thebookoforgasm
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, October 21, 2007 - 10:51 am: |
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Hey Brownbeauty123,
You sound like a very normal woman, who knows most men are selfish lovers, just interested in their own pleasure, and not the pleasure of their woman.
This is why I wrote this book. No one wants to admit it, or talk about it, but men do not take the time to pleasure a woman.
Contrary to popular belief, just sticking it in, and pulling it out, is not making love!
Getting phucked is not making love, it is basically using a woman for your own pleasure.
You sound like a woman who is ready for a change!
Regards,
Henry |
Thebookoforgasm
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, October 21, 2007 - 11:00 am: |
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Hey Batmocop,
The fact is that most men are selfish lovers, and are not interested in satisfying their woman. This has been proven time and time again by woman who talk about this stuff, as well as the reasons for Divorce.
The spark is gone, our sex life was boring, I was not satisfied...over and over again, it's the same story.
Now you may very well make love to your spouse and not prescribe to the the selfish lover syndrome of "Wham-Bam!" But most men are not as knowledgeable, or even care about their woman's pleasure.
Tell me Batmocop, have you ever touched your woman's G-Spot? Do you know where her g-spot is?
Have you ever fingered her cervix, and watched the pleasure in her face?
This is assuming that you are a man...I'd hate to assume, like I did with Cynique...:>)
Regards,
Henry |
Thebookoforgasm
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, October 21, 2007 - 11:07 am: |
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Hello A_Womon,
You write "The trouble with these kinds of books is ONE person thinks because something has worked for them, they become the VOICE OF ALL and that because THEY get a kick out of doing things a certain way arrogantly assume that EVERYONE who chooses to read it will too!"
The problem with your logic is this, it did not work for me, it worked for the many woman I have been intimate with.
Time and time again, how can you argue with touching a woman in a pleasurable way; tongue kissing for a long time; kissing, licking, nibbling on the ear and neck; rubbing, caressing, and pinching the breast and nipple, and let's not forget licking, sucking, and nibbling on the vagina and clit area. To name just a few things discussed in detail.
You go on to say "The writer might cause more harm than good."
How can bringing pleasure to a woman cause more harm then good, unless of course the man is pleasuring his woman's sister and gets caught with my book! :>)
Now I see this book is needed by some woman as well.
Regards,
Henry |
Brownbeauty123
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, October 21, 2007 - 11:11 am: |
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"This thread is comedy! The very idea of writing a self-help book on how to get your girl to c*m is just funny to me. I guess there is a population out there who is orgasmically "challenged"
That ain't right.
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A_womon
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, October 21, 2007 - 12:51 pm: |
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Henry said:
Since when is treating your woman with respect and love a laundry list?
HAHAHAHHA! What a laugh. Smacking a woman in the face with your penis and "having" them stare at it sounds sick and pathetic to me. Sounds more like domination than the sharing and intimacy of foreplay. And contrary to what you may believe, you haven't spoken or interviewed MOST WOMEN so how would you know whether or not they've climaxed or not or how long it took them to get there???? Right.
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A_womon
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, October 21, 2007 - 12:53 pm: |
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Personally, Troy, I think you should delete the post with the picture. |
Cynique
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Well, anybody as long-winded as you, Henry, would presumably have the battle half-won when it comes to perfoming in the bed. But I maintain that if you are attuned to nuance and capable of picking up on signals then you would've detected that I was a female. Your negligence when it came to scoping this out would seem to indicate that you are more expository and one-dimensional, than perceptive and sensitive, and this doesn't bode well for the image you are attempting to project. LOL.
It is certainly obvious that you have set out to make money off a book, and in selecting a subject to write about you settled on the topic of the female orgasm, a choice that is on a par with books about "how to become a millionaire and 10 easy lessons". Both amount to a collection of recycled common-sense cliches.
I'm sure teen-aged boys will find your book a handy manual to jack off to, but grown men know the deal because bedroom "protocol" is common knowledge nowadays. It's just a matter of whether or not a man wants to take the time to go through rituals. And in this day of booty calls and f**k buddies, women are not ignorant about sex or inhibited about communicating what they want. Plus, many times the reason a woman is unable to achieve orgasm is because she is emotionally dysfunctional or has genital impediments.
Sex is both simple and complicated. There are the scheming females who use sex as a bartering tool. And the "slam-bam-thank-you-mam" variety of men who are sending a message that they just "aren't that into" their partner. For these types the sooner it's over the better. And, BTW, never underestimate the utter fulfillment of a "quickie".
Of course there is no law against what you're doing and you seemed to have adopted a novel approach by interdispersing humorous illustrations in the text. So more power to you!
Closing thought: To men, sex is like basketball. They all think they got skilz. To women - well, size does matter...
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Brownbeauty123
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, October 21, 2007 - 01:42 pm: |
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C'mon. A woman not being able to orgasm does not mean she is emotionally dysfunctional or has genital impediments..you're being very harsh. |
Cynique
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, October 21, 2007 - 02:02 pm: |
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No, I'm not. Women sometimes have to have minor surgery to correct impediments to their reaching an orgasm. Any therapist will tell a woman that if she is unable to reach a climax, to see a gynecologist for an examination.
and, often women who have been molested or raped have mental blocks and can't come. A lot about sex is all in the mind. |
Cynique
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, October 21, 2007 - 03:06 pm: |
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And many women are so tense and so anxious to reach a climax that they can't live in the moment, can't just relax and enjoy the ride and let nature take its course.
BTW, all of this info is readily available everyday in newspaper and magazine articles, in advice columns and on TV morning talk shows, not to mention at hen parties.
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Batmocop
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Hen parties??? Oh! Thank God for Wikkipedia! |
Troy
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A_womon, I deleted the sexually graphic post. I think the conversation is much more indicative of the intent of the book.
I think Henry's book’s would be good read for young men as it may expand their idea of, and perhaps proficiency in sexual intercourse.
Young men are masters of the "quickie" from jump street. Of course the quickie has it place and can be satisfying for both men and women (especially when done at a party, in the park, or any other place you could get caught). Or how about that angry sex -- not much love making there but it can be oh so satisfying. That said I gather the book it not about or even discounting the quickie or angry sex.
Sounds like Henry is trying to; (1) inform men that there is a difference between love making and sex; and (2) trying to help us become better at making love.
I think that is an admirable and needed effort. Since I have not read the book I don’t know how well he accomplishes this goal; nor would I purport to be able to make that determination.
Perhaps Hnery and Zane should have collaborated
I just think the book is a good idea and if he can make money doing it – that is even better. Based upon his responses here Henry seems sincere.
Henry, what actually motivated you to write this guide? What made you think it was needed?
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A_womon
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, October 21, 2007 - 08:09 pm: |
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Ok Troy, If you say so. I just think that books like these would come off a lot better if the person just said, this has been MY experience with the women I've screwed and this has worked for ME. Instead of saying MOST men and MOST women when they've probably only talked to/screwed five or six women in their entire life.
BUT. I ain't hatin' on old Henry. If he wrote a book that he's trynna sell...more power to him and good luck! |
Thebookoforgasm
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Hello All,
It's great to see you all involved and now discussing this topic.
But the common thread is that everyone is making assumptions that are based on the title of the book. And it's pretty hard to go back and defend each and every one of those assumptions.
Especially the ridiculous speculative assumptions based on how I respond to each assumption.
If anyone lives in NYC, I have a guy selling the book on the corner of 32nd, and 6th Avenue, next to the Manhattan Mall. Go pick it up, and read it.
Then you can tear me up like I know many of you are dying to do...:>)
The bottom line is this. Until you read the book, you are arguing over speculations, and assumptions based on my defending those speculations and assumptions, which by the way, are funny.
But I enjoy the banter.
Regards,
Henry |
Thebookoforgasm
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Hello A_Womon,
I first had sexual intercourse when I was in 3rd grade with my 17-year old babysitter Claire Fratello, who taught me and my brother how to do a lot of stuff to her.
I mention her by name, because she molested me, and can't deny it, because my sister caught her in the act, and then my mother fired her.
Yes, we were officially molested, but for guys, I would guess it is a different experience than for young girls. Because I always thought it was a great experience.
As a teenager, I had sex with 3 girls in one night at a party, and two at the same time at another party, so that would cover the 5 or 6 that A_Womon gave me credit for. Thanks for giving me that many, I appreciate the confidence.
I learned more than math and history back in High School. I had affairs with some of my high school friends mothers, and aunts, who again, taught me a lot about pleasuring them. I even had sex with a hospital candy-striper after I had surgery in 9th grade on my left ankle.
I used what I learned from these older woman, on the girls my own age. So yeah, back in school, I was the man.
With my group of high school friends, I was involved with a number of what are commonly referred to as "gang-bangs," with other high school girls. I'd say at least 8 gang-bangs.
Some of you may remember the drug fueled 70's and 80's, so you know what I was living through. And so over the course of my life, I have seen a lot of things relating to sex, including, but not limited to going to sex clubs.
I'm talking Manhattan Clubs where B&D was the main course, with spinning wheels, nipple clamps, racks, the whole nine yards. Club Ozone Decay in the Meatpacking District was one. I've seen people doing things that people should just not see...:>)
So while some of you may make jokes, and assumptions, etc., I've literally been there and done that when it comes to sex.
Through it all, except for the gang-bangs, I prefer to make passionate love to a woman, not just a quickie. With me, there is no quickie.
I really enjoy the look on a womans face as I get her off. I love to see a woman's legs shaking, the stomach twitching, the gasping for breath as she orgasm's over and over again. I love to watch a woman's eyes roll in her head as she loses herself in the pleasure.
Do you guys know that a woman has her strongest orgasm when she is having her period? Yes, I've earned my red wings, have you? How about when a woman is ovulating? Any questions...:>)
If you guys have heard of Relentless Aaron, and know his story, well I had that kind of lifestyle growing up, except ALL my friends died, including my brother, and then I woke up from the fog, and I changed my life around.
I have another book I am working on, which is my life story. It has been rejected by agents and publishers because they say I sound too angry...:>)
But this is only the introduction...:>)
The book is in response to the James Frey's fantasy novel "A Million Little Pieces." You know the one that Oprah gushed about on her show, and turned it into a number 1 best seller.
That is until the SmokingGun website exposed Frey as a fraud. Then Oprah brought him back on her show and ripped him a new asshole!
The Book of Orgasm is just one of a few books I have already written that was ready to be published.
If just one of you reads it, then we can have an intelligent discussion on it. Otherwise, these discussions are all based on your own biased points of views, and assumptions on sex, making love, and me.
Don't get me wrong, I love a good discussion/debate, but some of you sound really angry, and frustrated about sex. Making love to a woman should not be such a bad thing to talk about. I see a lot of anger and uninformed opinions.
I'd say get the vibrator out. I have no ego if you bring it out to pleasure yourself, as a matter of fact, I encourage you to do it. Some people can't get off without it, because it has become part of their sex life.
And I have no problems if you fantasize about another person. As a matter of fact, I always encourage it. My ego is not something that gets in the way of having a good time when it comes to making love to a woman.
As I said, if just one of you reads the book, we can really have a good time, as my book is unlike anything you have ever read before.
Regards,
Henry |
Cynique
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Nobody is "dying to tear you up". Where are your nuts, Oh Henry? Things ain't that serious, or that important. Didn't everybody extend well wishes to you? Stop playing the victim, - unless, of course you're into bondage. LOL |
Thebookoforgasm
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Hey Cynique,
The smiley face after the "dying to tear you up" comment is meant to show I am having a good time with the statement.
But to answer your question, my nuts are between my legs, and from what I've been told, I have big nuts, bigger than most...:>) Hahahahhahaha!
And you have the name right, but it is "Ohhhhh Henry!" :>)
When it's five on one, I tend to play the victim. It's an easy thing to do when you are the new kid in town.
But I've had no well wishes extended here. Sad to say, but no one has welcomed me with open arms, just a few shots below the belt.
As far as bondage is concerned. No problems, no fears, as long as there is no pain.
Regards,
Henry |
Cynique
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We did all wish you well on your book, Henry. Welcome? Your baptismal of fire was your welcome. BTW, your stud resume is very impressive. Can you stand on your head? heh-heh |
Thebookoforgasm
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Hey Cynique,
Now I feel the love...:>)
Which head are you speaking of?
If I stand on my hands, and a woman sits slightly off a chair, we may be in a position to do some good stuff.
Do you like to hang your head off the edge of the bed while you are laying on your back?
Regards,
Henry |
Cynique
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Which head am I talking about? Which ever one best showcases your talent as a stuntmaster.
And no, Henry, I don't like to hang my head off the bed when lying on my back. I'm am more about comfort than contortion. Acrobatic sex was never my cup of tea. What can I say? I preferred face to face contact, kissing and caressing within the engagement of letting momentum build and the inevitable come. And so it went. LOL. |
Thebookoforgasm
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Hey Cynique,
Now we are talking!
Hanging your head over the bed, allows the throat to open up, much like in C.P.R. when you are trying to revive someone.
This is the best position for a woman to learn how to swallow/deep throat.
In this position, the woman can reach back and grab the man's hips/thighs to control, and guide the man in, so that it is comfortable for her.
Regards,
Henry |
Cynique
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I repeat. Not my cup of tea, - or semen. Freaks are for sideshows. yawn. |
Troy
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My, my, my on second thought.... forget everything I wrote in my last post.
I never really understood the appeal of the gang bang. So you watch few guys come inside some woman (or man), then you insert your own ding dong into the same opening... yeah sounds like a blast.
As far as assiting one with the "deep throat" I always liked the hand behind the head technique. The resulting gagging is always a turn on. Women don't seem to care for that though... If only I'd read my man's book first  !
In all seriousness:
Given that Dear G-Spot and every book written with Karrine Steffans name on it are in the top 5 of my soon to be published bestsellers list. I think Henry's there is defintely an appetite for Henry's book. Though I think if he teamed up wth a woman the book would have greater potential...
It seems like the sex books by women grab all the attention and sales. I can't think of a man's (heterosexual) book that garners much attention as the women's books. I wonder why?
Do women prefer to hear from another woman how to obtain pleasure from a man, rather than a man?
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Thebookoforgasm
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Hey Troy,
You have to understand the concept of going first. Sloppy seconds, dirty thirds, were not in my vocabulary back then. We had one gang-bang, and the next week, one of the guys was dating the girl, so go-configure on that.
Deep throat is pretty much impossible for a woman to do in the position you mentioned. I said in my book that unless your cock bends, and then I added "like Beckhams," you can do it, but my attorney made me remove that comment because he said that unless I can prove that Beckham's cock does indeed bend, I can be sued...:>)
The position I mentioned (and I have an illustration), makes it easier for the woman to learn, and, she can control the action, so when she gags, she can push it out. With a lot of encouragement, she can do it in 20 minutes or less in this position. Once she learns how to hold her breath when it's in, she can do it in any position, even yours without a gag.
The G-Spot. Well then you need to read my book and put it in your top 5 sex books, because I guarantee my sex book is just as good, if not better than Karrine Steffans.
With the proper technique, you can stimulate a womans g-spot each time you enter her, and hit her cervix when you do in all the way. This then is a double your pleasure technique. That is if you are long enough...:>)
Besides the jokes, the techniques, etc., I rattle off about 3 dozen Hollywood ladies that I want to bang...:>)
But I did it in such a way as to not insult them or put myself in a position to be sued. I paid good money to have my lawyer (from Pryor Cashman) proof it for legal problems.
I don't know why Woman's books on sex sell more, but it's time to let a man in on the action!
Troy, give a man some help. Read my book and rate it!
Regards,
Henry
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Thebookoforgasm
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Hey people,
Can you guys please tell me what books you have written so I can google you, and then harass you...;>)
Regards,
Henry |
Troy
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"...one of the guys was dating the girl, so go-configure on that." I know thats right. I always wondered about dudes that did that.
...the gag is what make the experience "special".
Henry, to get an AALBC.com book review simply visit http://aalbc.com/reviews/reviewer_guidlines.htm for all the information you need to get started. This will guarantee a review will be done in a timely fashion.
Our book reviews are fee based service.
There are several other sources for free book reviews. Rawsistaz and Apoo to name a few which are linked from the page above.
I think what you are doing -- generating conversation about your book on various boards is a good way to spread the word about your books -- and it is free.
It you have not already done so, I would start a blog to talk about various topics about sex. You have a wealth of experiences that would interest a lot of people.
There is so much more (but I just took a muscle relaxant for a sore back and am getting sleepy).
You may, if you like, send me a copy of your book, If I ilke it I'll mention it in a newsletter -- no guarantees through. My mailing address is on the book review info page.
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Cynique
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Sheeze. What's the big deal about following instruction?? How much imagination does it take for an intelligent male to do what it takes to satisfy a female??? You enter the territory and explore the nooks and crannies, while letting your hands roam as you alternate between whispering sweet nothings, and letting your tongue do the talking. If you got staying power and are well-hung, you got it made. LMAO. |
Cynique
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Further thoughts: I'm a little revolted when a man brags about participating in a gang bang. And the jury is still out as to whether a way to please a woman is to ejaculate in her mouth. EW. Go back to the drawing board, Henry. LOL (Also keep in mind that my panning your book could boost sales so don't start griping.)
Obviously, I am balking at the idea that it's easy for men to make women putty in their hands. Between consenting partners, a man can't do anything that a woman won't allow him to.
Woman are enigmatic creatures. They think their vaginas are streets paved with gold instead of passages that facilitate a man's harrowing journey. And it's like women imagine their coochies are containers full of nectar, and if they like a guy, well, then they'll give him "some". And nothing equals the satisfaction a woman feels when a man confirms what she suspects, - that she "sho got some goooood pussy!"
Yes, sex can be hit or miss proposition. But in addition to being "enigmatic", women are also resilient. To them a mall can be paradise and going on a shopping spree can be orgasmic. |
Emanuel
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Troy wrote: I can't think of a man's (heterosexual) book that garners much attention as the women's books.
Please check out the bestsellers "The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists" by Neil Strauss and "Mystery Method: How to Get Beautiful Women Into Bed" by "Mystery and Neil Strauss. The former is a NY Times Bestseller, the latter an Amazon.com bestseller. However, I guess they deal more with getting a woman to bed than what to do when you get there. |
Squirt
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i'm rarely on this discussion board but i do get the comments sent to my email.
i didn't think that sex had instructions. it's called practice.
i'm a romance writer.
my two romance novels are sweets and sweeter than sweets by darlene nicholson.
myspace.com/dnicholson
i wish you will on your book. |
Emanuel
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What a hilarious coincidence that someone with the screen name "Squirt" would post on this subject!
I noticed folks using the word orgasm as a verb here, i.e. getting her to orgasm. Is that normal? I couldn't find orgasm as a verb in any dictionaries.
Best of luck with your book Mr. Valdes. |
Squirt
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yeah, that's my nickname given to me by my mother. i was a small baby, but look at me now!
what's funny is alot of people still call me that. i was thinking of using that name for my writing.
and oops, i meant to put well not will.
emanuel, i like that you find it hilarious.
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Carey
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Man.......you mean there is money.....I mean, someone is paying to ahhhh......wait, maybe I'd better read all the posts from the jump.......I saw Emanuels name on the board and I thought I'd peek in. Lets see....a place to go to find out how to.......do....ahhhh.....isn't that called a pool hall.......you mean people pay to find out this sort of thing......were is my pencil and paper......I wonder if I have to be a writer....I wonder if pictures would make it sell a little better........yelp, I'd better stop at the top of this thread because something not right *lol*.....talking about orgasms and thangs.....can we talk like that on this site....were is A-Womon when I need her.....wait....maybe she's already stopped by....let me scan up this board and really see what y'all talkin' about....I hope no one is looking over my should.............orgasms and thangs uummmmm. |
Carey
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Well, I did scan through the post and my girl....ahhhh.....ol'girl.......ahhhh.....well, she was A-Womon.......just when I said she had mellowed a bit...*LOL*....But wait....everyone should know....hey, on the real....some just simply don't know....period....I ain't trying to hype ol'boys book...oohhhhh no, but just on the subjects there are probably millions that havenot a clue...really. Look, everyone did start having sex at 13 like most of you...*smile*..really......now hold on....some women.......some women have never had an orgasm......don't act like you've never heard such.....now, some dudes ......some dudes care less if a women has one or not......some dudes....some don't want to tell the man "if you don't stop playing around you can just get up"...come on now, you women know what I am talking about.....now, men are ego driven and don't ever want someone to know that they....ahhh....don't know.....so many blunder along leaving behind a lot of frustrated women.
Does the subject need or have a place for discussion......you dang right it does......in fact I am going to go out a get me a copy......Hey, I might learn something..*smile*...can't be to good for/to my baby......ahhhh.....ahhhh....if I had a baby. But when she comes along I am going to be ready....where is that book...lets see.....uuuummmm, you put the right foot her....you put the panties over there........ohhh excuse me y'all.....lets see, this little piggy...... |
Cynique
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LOL. Drifting along with you through your stream of consciouness is always an amusing excursion, Carey-Carey. |
Carey
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Thank you Cynique, coming from you I take that as a compliment!
"stream of consciouness" uuummmm....I think I like that.....in fact it might find it's way in one of my posts....that's if it's okay with you? |
Cynique
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I'm surprised you didn't have anything to say about all those posts I contributed to this thread. heh-heh. |
Carey
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Damn....you read me......I was going to do just that but......but I......but I have to tread lightly when I talk of you because you have skills....you might just come back and hit me upside my head...and....and like I said, sometimes I don't read the whole thread...but......without doing that, would you like to comment on the subject....I mean about.......you know...ahhhh orgasms.....Damn, I feel so...so BAD, when I talk like that *lol*. But really, sometimes people get it all twisted and think that those of us that have not had a zillion partners do not know a thing about the subject...but as you know it does not take ...MANY.....it takes .....It takes a real desire to please the one you are with. So lets see.....fifty years times....ahhhh maybe....ahhh at least in the early years...maybe, 3 to 4 times a week.....ahhh you might know a little about the subject......a little....but if you are the like Crystal....if you are like Crystal.....I understand......I know .....I know you know.
Carey
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Crystal
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I'm not sure how I should take this so I'll let it go - this time!
But . . . WTF??? |
Cynique
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LOL@ Crystal. Carey does talk in riddles, doesn't he?
I said all I have to say about the subject of orgasms, Carey, in the comments I made on this thread... |
Carey
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Hey hey hey, there are kids around here....hush your mouth....what's this WTF stuff......what does that stand for?? Do you want me to explain my post....would that please you.......I'll be your hucklebarry baby.......I don't know where that came from but really.....do you wish me to explain my "if you are like Crystal" remark? But fiirst you have to promise not to cuss me out.....okay....hey, I have thin skin and you could just ruin my day.....What is this beggin' thing you keep talking about....no...no don't, I don't want to know.....but if you waant me to share OUR busness with the world (as you once said) i'll try......I'll try to appease you....hey, you my girl...you my......you know
Carey
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Crystal
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let it go Carey before you get in trouble cause I ain't promising shyt! |
Carey
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Oh no both of the...ahhhh....both of .....my friends have arrived to double team me.......where is Chris....I know he can take care of Cyn-Cyn while I handle this light weight.
Cynique, you are correct, I had not read the entire thread before I ran my mouth....so you cool....but don't be agreeing with Crystal....see...see, yu don't understand how she can be......she puts on this thang when you guys are around ...when we are alone it's oh baby this and oh baby that, then when someone shows up she treats me like I have snot dripping from my nose.*lol*...
No she doesn't, she's such an easy target....she makes me laugh....she reaaally does.
Carey
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Thebookoforgasm
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Hey Carey,
You sure have a creative way of writing.
And yes, Cynique has writing skills that are very impressive. I am just a GED Drop Out, and I can see Cynique is a highly educated individual, maybe not as enlightened sexually as she thinks she is, but most certainly educated.
Cynique uses words in her writing that I never hear from anyones mouth...:>), and speaking of the mouth, Cynique wrote:
"And the jury is still out as to whether a way to please a woman is to ejaculate in her mouth."
I don't know what Jury she speaks of, but I have yet to meet a woman who refused some spunk in the trunk (throat)...P:>)
Out of 18 chapters in my book, I dedicated one little chapter to the pleasure of a man, which I titled:
"The Party's in Your Mouth and Everyone is Cumming."
After all, men need to be satisfied as well during love making, and since the penis really is the only way to sexually satisfy most men, ladies need to learn this.
Unless of course they are selfish lovers.
As far as going back to the drawing board...:>) My book is filled with illustrations of each sex act, including role playing, water sports, tossing the salad, foot fetish, bondage and discipline, etc., so the drawing board is in the book.
The bottom line, there is a big difference between getting your freak on, and being a lover who likes to please their partner.
Regards,
Henry
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Thebookoforgasm
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Hey Troy,
I'm thinking of contacting Sean "Puffy" Combs to see if he would be willing to promote my book for 50% of the profits. He gets so much press with anything he does, so it will be well worth it.
If I can get on Oprah...:>) I'd be set! But I'd rather get on Gail King...:>)
As far as gagging. You see, this is why woman have a hard time with the concept. If you make it easy for them to learn the first time without "water-boarding" them, you will have a life time of pleasure...P>)
We are all here on this earth for one purpose, and that is to procreate. We are here to have sex! Some of us know what we are doing, but most don't.
There was an article in the NY Post Page 6 this past week of a billionaire named Burkle, and the woman commented that he did not know how to kiss, and that she felt it was like a 4th Grader kissing her. So just because you are a billionaire, does not mean you know how to kiss, or have sex.
Just look at Bill Gates and tell me he has confidence in bed! :>) Or Warren Buffet, or Mayor Bloomberg.
Highly educated people, such as doctors and lawyers spend a decade in school learning, etc., so they really are book smart, but not street smart.
While they spent their time learning reading, writing, and math, street smart people learned the art of oral, anal and vaginal.
Some woman really enjoy it, while most don't because they are missing out on the pleasure. Why? Because they are involved with selfish lovers, or lovers who do not have a clue.
My book is to inform the male species that the way to a womans heart is through pleasuring her, not taking advantage of her for our own pleasure.
If you think you know what you are doing, then you would be all about pleasuring your partner. Sex is a two way street.
Regardless if you are straight or gay, it's about pleasuring your partner. There are too many "me" people in this world.
Regards,
Henry |
Thebookoforgasm
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Do you guys and gals know why the missionary position is usually a waste of time for mutual pleasure?
Or why I call this chapter "Stuffing the Turkey on Thanksgiving Day?"
When a woman is on her back with her legs high in the air, she can't hump the man back, and so it become a one way operation. It is not good for mutual pleasure.
So if you are doing it in this position, make sure the woman's feet are on the floor/bed, so she can push her hips up to meet your downward thrusts. If she is not humping back, she does not know what she is doing, and so you must instruct her.
Every Animal on this planet has sex in what's called the "Doggy-Style." They do this because it is how we are all designed to have sex. The cock is curved in an upward position that fits perfectly into the curved Vagina.
Only Humans have sex face to face. Why?
I personally prefer doggy style, because I get deeper penetration, which in turn gives the woman more pleasure. And in this position, I can move my hips around, much like a hula-hoop, which stimulates different parts of the vagina wall each time I push in.
Plus, I can get up to her ear and whisper things to turn her on, I can also stick my thumb in her mouth and tell her to fantasize about sucking her fantasy man off.
The mind is a wonderful thing when having sex!
Use your imagination, just going in and out shows you don't know what you are doing. If this is how you do it, you really are a boring muther-phucker...:>)
Regards,
Henry |
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I don't know what you call highly-educated, Henry. I have no college degree. I have relied on experience to be my teacher. And I use big words because I don't like to insult people's intelligence by dumbing down things for them. If they don't know what these words mean, then it behooves them to learn something by looking up their meaning. And I am amused that big words seem to intimidate the "great lover".
And my recent survey taken among a small cross section of women is that they are not adverse to oral sex but are not that into "swallowing". Or did they agree that a man's penis was their only source of pleasure. They cited the tongue or the finger or a vibrator.
And I continue to be non-plussed that making love to a woman doesn't come naturally to a "man" and that once inside a woman a man can't figure out what to do. Anybody who is too dumb or too obtuse and so lacking in imagination and creativity is not somebody I'd wanna screw. LMAO. But I'm sure your book will find an audience. |
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You underestimate the ability of a woman to grind her pelvis on her back, if she so chooses, Henry.
And implicit in all of your instructions is the idea of what YOU like to do under the pretext of "pleasing" a woman. If a woman preferred the missionary position and was able to achieve orgasm in this engagement, then I get the impression that YOU would be disappointed.
And BTW, my survey of women also noted that the visual turn-on of a nice buffed body and a sexy appearance, in general, gets their juices going. |
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Hey Cynique,
$10 words do not intimidate me. But I do wonder why you continue to make assumptions like this?
What makes you think big words intimidate me? There was nothing in my writing to suggest that, unless you assumed because I have a GED, that I am somehow intimidated by your use of b i g words?
I do not believe however, that you are insulting someone's intelligence when you write things that everyone can understand.
As a matter of fact, you expand your audience when you say things that everyone can understand. It makes them comfortable in the discussion, instead of making them feel dumb.
Unless of course you are trying to make yourself sound smarter than you are because of your own ego issues?
As a former Cisco Systems and Sun Microsystems technical instructor, I find analogies to be appropriate when dealing with people of different backgrounds.
Should I assume that you will understand the technicalities of how a Cisco Router forwards internet traffic across the world in a few seconds as I do?
Or would it be easier if I tell you that a Cisco Router is like a traffic cop directing traffic through an intersection. Anyone can understand this. Because this is what a Router does, it just directs traffic to the next router (next hop) until it reaches it's final destination.
As far as your unscientific survey...I understand that sperm can take on the flavor of what a person eats, just as the milk from a nipple tastes like cigarettes if the woman smokes. So I am sure there are woman who feel the same way as I do.
Not everyone has to like the taste of sperm, but hey, I don't like the taste of Vicks Formula 44 either...:>) But I take it when I have a cold!
And this is why one of my chapters is called "If it smells good, eat it!" There are many things in this world we don't like, but when it comes to pleasuring your partner, you do it, because this is how you show your partner love. You put your own ego to the side.
And I never said a penis is the only source of pleasuring a woman. I have stated the mouth, and tongue can create immense pleasure for a woman, if used properly.
And I believe I also mentioned having no problems with toys either. My ego does not get in the way when it comes to pleasuring my partner. I encourage toys, fantasy, whatever it takes for that woman to get off, because we are all different.
Many men don't know what they are doing, and a woman can get use to the toys, they may need them during sex. This is why many woman finger themselves during intercourse. Because they are used to doing it.
I have no problems with that either, as a matter of fact, I encourage it! Whatever it takes to get my partner off.
Listen, I own a penis. I've been playing with this penis since I was a young child. I know how this penis works, and I know what makes this penis feel good...good enough to orgasm very quickly when I need it.
Every man is different, just like every woman is different when it comes to getting off. So I am sure there are some woman who don't like the taste of sperm, but this is an individual choice, not a blanket statement as you have made.
Since you are not a man, and not privy to how a man thinks, you do not have a clue about what we "Men" know. We men know that there are many men out there who don't have a clue when it comes to sex or pleasuring a woman. We tease them growing up!
Making love does not come naturally for anyone. Having sex does in most cases, but making love does not. You have to work at it, you have to understand that EVERYONE is different and gets off differently. You learn this over time, and over many different partners.
By thinking this way, and making these statements, you are exposing yourself as not very knowledgeable in bed. You do come off sounding like a selfish, self-absorbed lover. You may know yourself, and what you like, but I don't think you have a clue about what anyone else likes.
This is my assumption based on reading your posts.
I think you need to read my book to educate yourself in this environment. People like yourself are my audience. Especially when you believe that everyone has this natural ability with the opposite sex.
Buy the book, read the book and then talk to me about making love to a woman! :>)
Regards,
Henry |
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Hey Cynique,
With your next post, you make assumptions again that are wrong. I am sensing a theme with you.
You assume that all woman know how to grind their pelvis to get off. Well they don't.
I've had girls ride top, and grind their pelvis into mine so it touched their clit while my cock was bouncing around inside their vagina's. But not many knew this, or did this.
I have seen a woman grind her pelvis into the corner of a counter top to get off when I was in 5th grade.
When having sex, we all have preferences of what we like and don't like when it comes to touching, feeling, and positions. We are all different.
The difference between you and I are that I understand and recognize this difference, and you are only stating what you prefer, and then make assumptions that are totally wrong based on your own experiences.
Unless you have made love to many woman, as I have, you have no idea what you are talking about.
I think you really need to read my book because I think you are suffering from Selfish Lover Syndrome. Your ego may be too big to understand the basics of making love to someone.
You say "If a woman preferred the missionary position and was able to achieve orgasm in this engagement, then I get the impression that YOU would be disappointed."
Again with the assumptions?
Obviously you are reading what you want to read, an then reading into it beyond what was written. Which you are entitled to do of course, but by doing so, you are exposing yourself as a selfish, self-absorbed lover.
You are also ignoring my continued statements about my not having an ego, and doing what ever it takes to pleasure the woman. I can't make you see, or understand something that you have no desire to understand or see.
God opens the door only when you are ready to walk through it.
All your posts seem to be the same, selfish, uninformed, self-absorbed statements.
Debating is one thing, but you have to understand the subject matter, as well as see a wider angle.
As far as this "Survey" that you did.
Did you really need to ask people if a hot body turns them on? I mean common! We, as humans are visual creatures. Anyone with a heart beat gets turned on by a pretty face or a hot body.
This is why magazines sell sex on every cover! Did you really need a survey to tell you this? Oh my god!
Cynique, buy my book and read it. Then we can debate line by line, subject by subject, if you dare. Otherwise, this is childs play.
Regards,
Henry |
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You brought up the subject of big words; I didn't, Henry. In fact, I have no idea what big words you are talking about. But I still believe people should try to expand their vocabulary instead of restricting ways to express themselves.
And why would I care what any other woman likes? Or man either if I am not promiscuous or a prostitute? Sex is a very personal and individual thing. For me, it is a sensual journey to be savored while enjoying the soaring ride. I'll leave the frenetic exertions and body contortions, the sweat and funk to you and yours. Different strokes for different folks. ROTFLOL. |
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You are also making assumptions, Henry. That all women are a bunch of ditzy robots who need to have their buttons pushed. Women rule. All one to do is mess with a man's mind, and he won't be able to get it up.
As far as the advantages of looking good, my point was that sometimes all of the techniques in the world don't make an impression if a guy is flabby and has hair on his back. LOL
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My my my, y' all gettin' it on up in here....ooouuu weeeee, again I looked around to see if anyone was looking over my shoulder......y'all was talking about grinding and ahhh....doing things in others mouths....my lawd......and Cyn-Cyn.....Cyn-Cyn was up in here talking nasty *lol*....man!...I didn't know about all that stuff.....I wanted to say, stop it y'all....I thought any minute you was about to cross the line but then I thought....then I thought,sh*t.....they done rubbed the line out....where is Troy.....am going to tell on y'all.....talkin' about bootys and sperm and .... everything....Damn.....Seems like ol'henry is more than a candy bar (did you catch that)...Cyn-cyn, you....you...you naughty thang....my image of you has just shifted.....I can't even post it on the board......I bet you can really talk dirty......couldn't you *wink*..I ain't going to put my stuff out in the way like ol'boy but man....I can't wait to ahhhh....ahhh.....you know
Carey
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"Carey you have a unique way of writing"...I don't know Henry......was you taking a little jab at me..*smile* |
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Hey Cynique,
Actually Chris said "but I have to tread lightly when I talk of you because you have skills."
He was referring to your writing skills, so I did not bring up the subject of big words, just renamed it from skills.
Expanding ones vocabulary is different from making someone feel stupid by using words not normally used during a regular conversation.
Typically, someone uses big words to show their intellectual superiority over others, and to hide their own shortcomings.
I believe that if someone has to use a diction to understand what I am talking about, then I am not doing a very good job of communicating my message to the people who are reading it.
"And why would I care what any other woman likes? Or man either if I am not promiscuous or a prostitute?"
This is the type of statement that a self-absorbed, selfish lover would make. You said it yourself, you don't care about anyone but yourself when it comes to sex. And then you equate people who do care about others as prostitutes or being promiscuous?
A very sad state of affairs. By chance, are you single?
Regards,
Henry |
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Hey Carey,
No, no, not at all. I just like the way you present your message.
You are like a professional boxer testing the defense of the opponent, with little digs, and jabs, moving in and out.
It is a very unique way of writing.
So put those writing skills to use on the subject of Sex. Cynique and I are sparring a little over pleasure, etc., but it's always good to open up the discussion.
It's all in good fun.
Regards,
Henry |
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I said, why would I care what "other" men like, Henry. And why would I if I ain't screwing them???
And I repeat the more you say, the more you reveal that your philosophy is not about pleasing women, it's about men wanting women to accomodate their sexual whims under the guise of maybe getting some pleasure out of the deal themselves.
And I'm still trying to figure out what big words I used that have sent you into an orbit about verbal communication.
As for my status, I am a widow who as a young woman didn't have sexual hang-ups and was married to a man who was not an awkward, self-conscious lover but one who effortlessly went about the business of getting the job done. Maybe it helped that we were mentally compatible was well as sexually. And boy did we have some great pillow talk.
And why do you keep insisting that I read your book? What for? You don't need my blessing. |
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Well, I suspect that some people do have the wrong impression of me, Carey. I am not a prude or a prig. I am actually a rather laid-back person who likes to laugh not only at others, but at myself. LOL. |
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Hey Cynique,
It was Carey who said "skills," not Chris?? I must have read the name and used it.
As far as my making assumptions? When did I ever say that "all women are a bunch of ditzy robots who need to have their buttons pushed." Or even suggest this? Talk about making assumptions, or putting words in my mouth.
As far as messing with a man's head so he can't get it up? We don't need any help from you with that. We can put a thought in our own mind, and it's all over but the crying!
And your point about "As far as the advantages of looking good, my point was that sometimes all of the techniques in the world don't make an impression if a guy is flabby and has hair on his back. LOL "?
How do you think we feel?
You don't see me making statements about a woman with stretch marks, saggy boobs, 5 kids from 5 different men, etc., do you?
Or how about the fact that you ladies are committing the biggest fraud of all by using hair extensions, hair colorings, face makeup, eye make up, lipstick, nail polish, and push up bras all in an effort to trick us into thinking you are good looking, and have this perfect body?
And lets not forget waxing of eyebrows, lips, and vagina's? Jeez, if not for this, some of you gals would look like men! How about that Cynique?
With Men, it's called WYSIWYG! Pronounced Wissy Wig...What you see is what you get! We are not trying to trick anyone with deceptions and trickery! P>)
We have flabby stomachs and we show it. We have hair on our backs, and we are not getting waxed! There is no deception with us!
With Woman, it's one big cover up, and I mean that literally! We don't know what we are getting until it's too late, but we do what we must! :>)
Sometimes I feel like woman are The Transformers, but in reality they really are the Decepticons!
So Cynique, why don't you address the issue of deception by woman to trick men into believing they are what they are not!
Men don't hide their flaws, we are exposed. Woman hide everything!
:>)
Regards,
Henry |
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I don't have to address the issue of women deceiving men, Henry. It is what it is. What does this have to do with bed room expertise? My, how the wings of the great lover have drooped.
And pardon me if I withdraw from the contest to see who is doing the most assuming. |
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Hey Cynique,
Sorry to hear about the loss of your spouse. It sounded like you had found your soul mate. You were very luck. My condolences go out to you for your loss.
Anyway, back to the show...:>)
As far as revealing a philosophy? The only revelations are yours about being a selfish lover not concerned with others pleasure.
Once again you are making assumptions by reading more into the words that I write to satisfy your own agenda, what ever that may be.
And I am totally confused about this twisted little statement of yours:
"it's about men wanting women to accomodate their sexual whims under the guise of maybe getting some pleasure out of the deal themselves."
Huh? Did you drink your coffee this morning?
The Book of Orgasm was written to show men how to pleasure a woman. The entire concept is because most men are selfish lovers to begin with, so your statement is so messed up, I don't know where to begin analyzing it.
For the first time I am at a loss to understand where a statement came from? Or what it is about? This statement is like a twisted conspiracy theory, wrapped up in a conspiracy that never occurred.
Men satisfying woman are only doing that so they can get some? How twisted is that statement?
Most men won't waste their time satisfying a woman, the are concerned with their own orgasm, getting off themselves and that's it.
Wham-bam, thank you ma'am!
Regards,
Henry |
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Cyn-Cyn, you did it again......as Henry has stated ....very well I must say......you seem to like or seem to not know that you have a penchant for shift the focus or making assumptions based on your own view of thangs......I did not assume that you were a prune, prig, prude or whatever that was.....I simply said you changed my image.....I like to have a no hide and seek discussion..I try.......try to stay.....you know...out of that "this ain't what you really said but I am going to address it anyway,.... thang....that's probably why I generally do not get involved with the deep s**t.......this back and forth thing....all the "you said" and " I didn't say", really is maddening.....I love conversation but this is ......this can be a smoke and mirrors......this can be a class on what I am not saying....damn...talkin' about gettin' sh*t all twisted....damn....
Look.....listen.....Ten toes up and tens down.....2 naked booty's going round and round.....skin touching skin.....going in and out.......if that ain't f**kin'........Troy can kick my black ass out.
Re-but that *lol*
That's why sista's have such big booty's ....they always be "Butt-in' stuff....women, I love the hell out of y'all but damn.......
Carey
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Hey Cynique,
You changed the subject to what a man looks like being a sexual turn off not me, when you said:
"As far as the advantages of looking good, my point was that sometimes all of the techniques in the world don't make an impression if a guy is flabby and has hair on his back. LOL "?
And now you are doing your best Mohamed Ali impression of bobbing and weaving to avoid the subject you brought up, namely how people look when it comes to being a turn off or a turn on.
So don't run and hide now Cynique...:>)
The wings of this great lover are spread wide, and I am flying now...:>) Hahahahahhahaha.
Regards,
Henry |
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Hey Carey,
Hahahahahahhaha...I just laughed out loud!
This is what I was talking about with your unique writing. That was some serious bobbing and weaving around the point, but your point was made.
The slightest change in the discussion looks the same, but it is different, but you can't put your finger on it unless you can shine some light on it.
It seems the same, but not the same somehow, and this is what Cynique has been doing. I'm glad someone else saw it as well...:>) Thanks!
Regards,
Henry |
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Oh come on. This discussion is about a book instructing men on how to please woman. I noted how women are very often turned on by the physical attributes of men. I'm not the author of a book about how to turn on men. Women being deceptive is irrelvant to the subject. Especially since I didn't accues men of being deceptive when it comes to appearance. So why should I have to justify women enhancing their looks????? You guys have just lost focus because you resent being exposed as vulnerable. Puleeze. |
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Thanks Henry
Frequently the truth be told in what someone is not saying....they tip their hand every time.......soooooo, I like to look for the hidden message. I was hearing you the whole time and I felt your frustrations....My post appeared after yours but I had not read yours prior to posting so yeah.....this medium can be tricky......pssst ol'henry.....slide over here.....do take it easy.....a bit.....you know....although it may seem okay to just it rip......think about the big picture and who might be listening in....know what I mean.....put some skirts on it sometimes *wink*. My brotha, you have great communication skills.....thanks for dropping in......what else do you have passions about.......*smile*....I am kind of affraid to ask....*lol*.....fools go where wise men tread not....ok........yeah....type on my brotha......besides....I ain't running nothing....except my mouth.......but.....you know |
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Hey Cynique,
I just realized what you are doing, and what your agenda is.
You are not trying to discuss the topic of satisfying a woman sexually, rather you are trying to discredit me, and my book.
With every post, you have tried to twist everything I say into something I did not say.
What is your agenda? Maybe it has something to do with this so-called sexual study on what woman like that you said you did.
But no doubt your agenda is to trash me and my book at every turn. Because what you are doing is not discussing, or debating anything, you are just twisting words, and making up your own story line.
What book have you written Cynique, stop hiding behind the screen name, and identify yourself and your works.
Regards,
Henry |
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What you did imply Carey was that you shifted in the way you looked at me after reading my posts on this thread. My post were rather racy and explicit. Why did that surprise you? Why did you feel the need to comment on this? Because you thought I was somebody who wouldn't write racy posts??? Somebody who was - prudish???
You men are not only long-winded but addle-brained?? |
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LMAO. You are paranoid, Henry. You are the one, twisting things around, going off on tangents.
What agenda would I have? What do I care about whether your book sells or not? And I have no intentions of acquiescing to your demands to reveal my real name after all these years of posting on this board under my screen name. Or am I a serious author. Everybody who comes to this board is not promoting a book. Get real. You obviously cannot deal with having your nose tweaked. |
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Hey Carey,
I just read your post, but I had already posted mine...:>)
The truth is between the lines, I agree. And Cynique tipped her hand with her sexual study comment. Every post from the 2nd one on top, to the last one has been deception and trickery...:>)
Make a statement, change the statement to something else. All smoke and mirrors.
I LOVE a good debate, politics, religion, sexual orientation, it does not matter. I am up for discussing anything. A debate, is a debate, is a debate.
If you know your stuff and are confident, you can present a good argument. I want someone to change my opinion on something, if they can.
But the hidden agendas can come back to haunt you, I agree.
I wrote a book on satisfying a woman sexually, and she is taking this personal, because I believe she may have a similar book in the works.
Well hey, there are thousands of books on sex, but not many from a man's point of view, especially on satisfying a woman. I am not out to steal her thunder, more power to her if she has this type of book, but don't try and discredit me because of it.
I am a WYSISYG kind of guy. Nothing to hide, no reasons to hide it. It's all public record if you hear me.
I have another book I am working on. It's a rebuttal of the James Frey Novel, A Million Little Pieces. I've submitted a portion of it to a few literary agents, but they said I sounded too angry?
In reality they were afraid because in the intro I trashed Nan Talese from Random House for publishing the book without checking facts, and I trashed Oprah for bringing Frey on her show, and then calling into Larry King, and saying that the book has some good behind it.
I said how can lies have any good to them? Then I said I wanted to kick Frey's ass...:>)
So I can see why they would think it's anger, but it's all about the buzz, and creating controversy. Nothing more. I'm too old to be kicking someones ass over a book of lies! Well a book of a million lies anyway.
I've got a best seller on my hands, and I am not just saying that because it's not even completed yet. The title alone will sell the book!
Regards,
Henry |
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I really could'nt care less about your book, Henry. And nothing I say can affect it one way or another, something you would realize if you weren't so paranoid. Everybody on this board except you apparently, knows that I like to needle people. Go find yourself a woman who swallows and work off your frustration, babe. LOL. |
Cynique
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And what "study" are you talking about, Henry? The casual sex questions I asked the females of all ages who make up my extended family?? You're nutty. |
Thebookoforgasm
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Hey Cynique,
You have not twisted my nose?
To the contrary, you revealed yourself in your writings to be a selfish, self-centered lover, as well as revealed that you have conducted a study on what woman like sexually, so you do have an agenda to discredit me and my book.
I wrote a book on sexually satisfying a woman, and with every post you have tried to make it seem like I don't know what I am talking about. Like you are the expert?
Almost every post from the 2nd one in this thread to the last one you wrote, you have mentioned something negative about me, or my book, or my qualifications to write such a book.
You can deny it all you want until you are blue in the face, but the posts you wrote speak for themselves.
It's all negative, negative, negative. You never wanted to discuss or debate any particular topic, or subject, just discredit me, and/or my abilities.
Anyone who reads your posts, and my responses can see it. It is crystal clear.
Good luck with your sex book Cynique.
Regards,
Henry |
Thebookoforgasm
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Hey Cynique,
Now you are back peddling faster and faster. Soon you will be running the NY Marathon backwards.
The study? What Study? Why of course the study you mentioned yourself in a post above:
"my survey of women also noted that the visual turn-on of a nice buffed body and a sexy appearance, in general, gets their juices going."
Maybe not the actual word "Study," but a "Survey" is the same thing as conducting a study.
Now back peddle and change the subject again. So predictable.
Regards,
Henry |
Thebookoforgasm
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Hey Cynique,
I guess if I was on the board more than a week, maybe I would know of what you say, but I'm here a week, and you are all over me and my book like fly on Shiat!
And so I stick to what I say. You have an agenda. Regardless of what it is, you are twisting things around for your own purposes.
So as I said, good luck with your book.
Regards,
Henry |
Cynique
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I do not have a book! And your putting a book out is no threat to me, Henry. If your vision wasn't so clouded with sinister misconceptions and conspiracy theories then you'd realize that. I will say that it's a wonder that anybody as easy to rattle as you are isn't a premature ejaculator. LOL. |
Carey
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Hey Candy Bar......I mean oh henry.....Mr. Henry......hey, Cynique ain't hiding nothing my brotha.........she's doing what she does.......I don't mean that in a bad way.....as she said, she trys to keep the board interesting and......and you are ....you have fallen in the fire.......then again you might be playing bear Rabbit......"please please please, cut off my hands, tear off my feet, but please please please don't through me in that brier patch".....you know the story....when the farmer threw the rabbit in the patch, he laughed and said "I was born and raised in the brier patch and laughs while running off".....you could be running around naked in your living room laughing your ass off......you could be pushing your book like an ols school hustler.....hey, Cyn-Cyn doing you a favor....but Damn......"premature ejaculator" ....amn I wouldn't take that I'd.....I'd......jump back in there man....but be forwarned......Cynique does this.......this is her home......she isn't picking on you....she f**ks with most that stop by....really, you see she doesn't even give me slack and we are sista and brotha's of the struggle...*smile*....But man....man she has been a little rough on you....made me mad.....*lol*.....does it appear like I am stirring the pot....well....ahhhhh...some would say....ahhhh okay....I am getting a kick out of it all....really...talking about taking it serious......look.... no one is either going to buy your book or dismiss it on what Cynique has to say on the board. Now if she had said she read it and it was this or that they might consider it....but I think you have represented yourslef very well.....I agree, the need for knowledge on the subject matter is....a......needed....I wish you the best......you have what many lack...you have a passion for what you do.....you are obviously a fearless man based on your last posts....everyone does not have the courage to let the world into their lives.....fear hold progress at bay......Again, Cyn-Cyn ain't on nothing....ahhh....she cares less if you book sells or not.....I do....in fact you need to send me a copy and I'd tell the world the real deal....for real.
carey |
Thebookoforgasm
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Hey Cynique,
As Troy said, "the purpose of the site is for authors to post information about their books."
Since the day I posted this discussion thread, you have done nothing but attack me, my book, and tried to attack my credibility. All have failed.
From what I see, you have nothing positive to add to this site, so I am surprised that you are allowed to continue to post here?
What do you bring to the table? You claim to not be an author, so why are you here? Are you so lonely in your life that this is how you get your jollies?
You hide behind a screen name and attack people, without cause, and when you are called out on it, you say everyone knows you like to needle people.
Well there is a difference between needling someone, and out and out attacking their credibility.
You are a very sad individual. Sad indeed. But what is really sad is that you read something, and do not comprehend what you are reading, and then post some very twisted responses that have nothing to do with what is said in the first place.
And when you are called out on that, you deny it, even after your post is shown to you. Then you ignore that you were busted for lying, and turn your next post in to another attack.
You are one very twisted individual, a "twisted sister," if you will. I actually pity you.
As far as rattling me? Please, get a grip of yourself woman. Nothing you have said has rattled me, rather it is you who is rattled, and in response you are lashing out attempting to put someone down.
You are an intellectual fraud, and this is coming from someone with a basic high school GED! :>)
Think about that for a second and let it sink in. Me, a man with a GED has published a book, and you can't deal with it.
You are jealous, because you don't have the confidence, or the ability to write your own book, so instead you come here and attack people who have written a book to make your miserable life have some sort of meaning to it.
So now go away little girl, go away.
Regards,
Henry |
Thebookoforgasm
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Hey Carey,
I had to walk my dog, otherwise, I would have responded to Cynique earlier.
As far as the Ohhhhh Henry, that's for the ladies to moan to me. Not you! :>)
But you are right about one thing, I am sitting here buck naked waiting for the World Series to start!
Believe me when I say this. Cynique could not rattle me if she was a rattlesnake. I've been in solitary. If that could not crack me, some twisted sister with a jealous vendetta can't touch this! <---MC Hammer!
Relentless Aaron writes about stuff I did! So don't think for one second that this is bothering me....hahahahhahaha...this is lightweight stuff.
A daring life of adventure I have lived. If you know what James Frey Lied about, then you know what my story is about. But times it by 10. Actually 12!
Cynique is the one that is rattled, and you can read it in her responses. She is grasping at straws with her endless attacks.
It's all very sad to say the least.
But I appreciate the show of support, even though she is going to attack you now...:>) As far as stirring the pot...stir away, stir away! I am Cuban, I like my rice with beans...:>)
Regards,
Henry |
Cynique
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Damn. As chrishayden says. "I'm in your head, man"! LMAO. You take yourself much too seriously, Henry. yawn. If it'll soothe your wonded ego and injured feelings and rampart paranoia, I 'm sorry I talked about your "How TO" manual. zzzzzzzzz |
Thebookoforgasm
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Hey Carey,
There is this African dude named Keita who sells African-American Literature on the corner of West 32nd and 6th Avenue in Manhattan. He is a block east of Madison Square Garden, on 32nd Street. Directly next to the Manhattan Mall.
He is a really nice guy and sells my book for me. I will be dropping off another 10 on Monday for him to sell. If you are in Manhattan, go check it out, he gives a big discount...:>)
As far as my other book is concerned, I asked Relentless Aaron for help getting it published last year, but he has become too big to help the little guy out...he seems to have forgotten where he came from, and how hard he struggled to make it.
I guess he wants everyone to struggle like he did, but I think if you make it, you should reach back and help. My true to life story is not something he seems to be interested in publishing now that he has the power to help.
Regards,
Henry |
Cynique
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Why would I attack, Carey, Henry? We go way back. We understand each other. You need to familiarize yourself with the dynamics of this board and stop spazzing. I never attacked you. I just challenged some of your assertions. You write these endless posts and I respond with a few lines. Who's the rattled one here?? zzzzzzzzz |
Thebookoforgasm
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blah, blah, blah. Go write a book. |
A_womon
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TBOO,
You haven't been here long enough to know what this site is about. Cherry picking a line or two from one of Troy's posts doesn't give you the information you need, to grasp what Thumper's corner is really about. Yes it is a place for writer's to promote their books, but it is more a site for posters and reviewers to DISCUSS books. So no one needs to "go write a book" to post here. They only need to have the desire to DISCUSS books,AND THE AUTHOR of those books, whether they have read them or not!
You admit you have only been here a week, but you think that is sufficient time for you to form an opinion about the character of a poster. I don't agree with you. If you really want to know what this site is about, go read some of the archives, you know? The way you urge people to read your book before they form an opinion about it. |
Lambd
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TBOO? Dat's cute!!!!!!!!!!
WTF?
Anyway, TBOO, try not to be so high and mighty, dog. Most of the poster's on this site have already written books and it don't make you better or less important than the next poster. I, for one have never written a book. I wrote half of a book and tossed it, because my worst critic decided that it was sh*t. However, the person that you told to go write a book has, in fact, written a book already. It was very good. You see, you, TBOO, wouldn't know that cause you just got here. Chill for a minute, take criticism for what its worth and move forward.
TBOO**chuckle**TBOO...WTF? A_woman, is this your new boyfriend? Is this whose been beating my time? Somebody named TBOO? Are you freaking serious? |
A_womon
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LLLLLLLLLLLLAMBD! Come on now! If I was going to get a new boyfriend do you REALLY think it would be some dude that gangbanged a girl, was raped repeatedly by another and thinks this qualifies him to write a book advising men on lovemaking techniques??????
No, baby. Calm down. Ladies don't even call their men "boo" anymore. But if I did, my boo would be you... AND YOU KNOW THIS!!! AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA! |
Lambd
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I love you, too, sweetums. But I aint gonna have you calling some other dude, Boo. Especially not T-BOO! |
Cynique
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Now, now, children, leave poor ol Henry alone. Just because the great lover has to spend his Saturday nights walking his dog and watching the world series in the buff doesn't mean you have to pick on him. Hopefully between innings he thought about his book and remembered that it was suppposed to be about men pleasing women, not women pleasing men, speaking of which if you 2 hook up maybe you can take a copy of this "must-have" book to bed with you. Wowee. Doesn't that sound like great fun - between the pages between the sheets. zzzzzzzzzzzz |
Cynique
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And have no fear, Henry, my dear, the book I wrote over five years ago will not be competition for yours. It was a novel whose characters managed to get their jollies on quite satisfactorily. Sploosh! |
Libralind2
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Henry..I dont even know you..and I dont like you. How DARE you talk to Cynique like that. You have NO F&cking idea what your talking about. SO you NO DOUBT dont know a THING about WOMEN and what WE like, need, want to "get off". I was about to buy a book while reading the first posts but when you disparaged Cynique..one of the elders on this board, I almost fell off my chair. She said nothing to you that should have brought that kind of disrespect out of you unless..your just like one of them mofo's MOST women cant stand and wouldnt let smell the (P) let alone (F) the (P).
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Lambd
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I think I like Libralind2. You got spunk. And you talk about smelling the (P)and (F)ing the (P). Oooooh! Kinky. Besides, my old lady is busy giving misfits on the Board little pet names. I'd much rather be at home smelling the (P)! |
Brownbeauty123
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All these posts and I have yet to find out any information to help achieve the big O. |
Cynique
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Don't despair, Brown Beauty. Keep trying. Just fantasize about being a billionaire talk show host and the big "O" will rock your world! heh-heh.
The climax of this thread almost did it for me. Some of the feed back made my liver quiver. Especially Henry's tirade. I guess his having served time in solitary confinement made him high-strung and quick to jump to conclusions - eager for approval and anxious to be welcomed with open arms. You'd think solitary confinement would've provided him with the coping skills to function in an unfamiliar environment. Not. Poor mope. Alone there in that cell is undoubtedly where he got his ideas about sexual fulfillment. Probably bribed a guard to sneak a blow-up doll into him. But I forgive him. Anybody who calls me a "little" girl" can't be all bad even if he lables as "selfish lovers" women who don't concern themselves with pleasing men they aren't being intimate with. Go figure. heh-heh |
Carey
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Y'all done made me so proud of you......Ol'boy was sort of attacking our girl....our friend...Cyn-Cyn....and y'all came to her defense.....that was cool....
Check this out....Ol'Henry got his monies worth .....his thread got over 100 posts......now although you guys started talking about.....about......ahhh...smelling things...*lol*....and all that.....his book got some press......Hey....now I ain't going to run on about it...but.....is that what you do with it.....you know......smell....ahhh, let me stop....I've learned so much by visiting this thread..*smile*.....I've learned what the board is about and all that good stuff.....Somebody should have told Ol'boy about y'all.....he tried the old ....the ahhh...divide and....ahhh conquer trick on me and Cynique......see.....like she said...he should have gone back and studied....he should have done his homework......yeah, Cyn-Cyn and I have been ....around......we throw a jab at each other......but......it's just to keep each other on their toes.......I think......we've learned over the yeaaars.....not to go......you know......but the fool in us someeetimes leaps it's ass out and we CAN go there....ohhhyeah.....anyway, y'all alright....taking up for your big sister and thangs.....don't get me wrong....she's more than capable of handling hers but it's always good to know that there is someone there......But if she ever ever ever calls me one of those ...those ....ahhhh, dictionary words again.....I am going to....ahhhhhh.....look it up first *smile* and then...then......you know.....
Hi Sese, they cuttin' up in here ain't they....notice I said they.....all I was trying to do was learn a little someething from that book but damn.....
Hi Diane, I knoooooow you wasn't about to add a bit to this mess but I thought you might peak in .....so....Hello!
What's up Linda....didn't you write another book...and...and didn't you promise me a copy after...ahhh, after I begged the hell out of you ..*smile*...how is it going....I mean is life cool with you.......I'd better ask the board if it's okay to throw out some shout outs......you know...you know some people.....some people....ahhhh...wait...wheere is that LiLi and who is she....she poked me in the head on the other thread so ......I am.....ahhhh....I don't know......now I can take .....you know but.....I am just playing, she was nice....she didn't say, "Carey get your old ass out of the way....don't you see what we are talking about and you just blocking progress".....she didn't say that..*smile*...she did give me a little....you know...
A-Womon....see.....see.....Lambchop peaks his pin head in the door and you go all goo goo......your love is paper.....paper, you hear me......I thought I was your...ahhh...Ni**a....I see now I am just a "Stevie Wonder", a part time lover....It looks like another "LTD"...it looks like another love TKO.....*smile*.....but that's cool... I know I've been gone..... I know you had to do your thang but damn..LAMCHOP..I am hurt....I.....I can't even type anymore.......I am gone...
Carey
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Cynique
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Melancholy: pensive.
Pensive: musingly or dreamily thoughtful.
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Carey
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Heey.....I think I like that...yeah......musingly or dreaamily thoughtful......I think I can deaal with that.....BUT......hold on, it's......I mean.....ahhhh, we are all "part time" something...know what I mean....I am at times foolish but I am no fool.....I get mad but I am not a "mad brotha".....I am ...well....I love to be a lover but.......I am not in love at the moment......soooooo, pensive, melancholy....yeah, I can work with that one......OK.....thanks CYN-CYN......ahhhh. nice ...."sometimes.....see, someetimes you are nice but ....ahhhh...not always *lol*........as you said, you can be a B***H.......I've never called a women that....ever in life...and I am not calling you that....I am just saying......I couldn't leave our discussion on a warm and fuzzy note...oh no .......yuck....lord forbid.....*smile*
Carey
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Cynique
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If you'll remember I said that, to me, "melancholy" was how you looked in that picture you provided a link for, and because of your occasional lapses into reminiscence, that was the image I got by reading between the lines of some of your posts. Just my impression. |
A_womon
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Carey! QUIT TARIPPIN' YOU know we was never that! WHAT IS YOU talkin' bout? Now don't be tryin to salt my game with LAMBIE BOO! My heart was ALWAYS his! KEEP your guard, Carey, you was ALWAYS like my OLDER brother, uncle, etc...and you know it! NOW let's move on so we can keep our friendship going... |
Sisg
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lol at Carey and A_woman! What's up Carey, oh yeah, i'm lurking, lol! |
Lambd
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I'm just chillin'. Sharpening my knife. Keepin' one eye on ol' Sarge, and the other on T-boo. Yeah! I see both of y'all. Don't think I be sleepin'. Specially yo sneaky ole ass, Sarge. I know how y'all old playas do. I aint but a few years behind you....Damn!!!Am I still rhymin'. "do, few, you" I got to stop that crap. Peace y'all. Time for my nap. |
Cynique
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Pleasant dreams, Lammie-poo. And dry ones, too. |
Carey
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Lambchop be crackin' me up *lol*!!!...That..."Specially yo sneaky ole ass, Sarge" got me.
Hi Diane.....I knew you would be somewhere around.
I don't know what to say A-Womon.....I guess it is what it is........you called it some time ago....Sese saw it too but she .....ahhh......had .....she missed something.
Congrats Chris......I knew you had skills.....I KNEW IT!......All you readin' and writin' folk up in here......Damn, I feel .......ahhh ..I am scared of y'all.Maybe I'll get me some of that paper and pencil and write a little something.......nawwwww.....nope.....I'll just keep jackin' with y'all and begging for books.......that reminds me....ahhhh Chris, come holla at your boy......hey, I am serious....you done heard my story and a brotha is on the rebound .....a brotha is on repair......soooo Chris, don't be like OH Henry and tell me to come down to St Louis......what you say?? |
Carey
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I see ol'Chris Hayden is playing the nut-role, he don't hear me now.You know how some people be talking that thang and don't really be meaning it:
Like, "yeah brotha we'll be praying for you" *FLASH* "NO THEY AINT" Here is another one: "I am sorry to hear about your lose, if there is anything we can do just call" *FLASH* ...THEY AINT GOING TO BRING OVER A BUCKET OF DRY CHICKEN *SMILE*....PEOPLE JUST BE TALKIN'.....
Yo Chris, I'll tell you what A-Womon *lol* said about your book if you hollla at a brotha!
Black mail...it's so ugly **sinister grin**...I CAN'T believe it...LAMBCHOP *lol*! |
Carey
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CYN-CYN? Lamie-poo???? I am about to get sick! See, I am meloncholy and distant...he's a LAMIE POOO.....and you're STILL a potatoe head....no, a FAT Potatoe Head lol!! |
Cynique
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Why don't you start a new post, Carey, instead of adding on to this loooong post, discussing things that now have nothing to do with the original subject of this thread. Either that or post on the thread Chris started announcing his Zane project. Just a suggestion, babe. |
Carey
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Yeah, you're right again....see, I ain't got no readin' and writin' and I just jump in when I see an "X" that I recognize......but yeah, I try to do better....babe *smile* |
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 02, 2007 - 12:06 pm: |
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To all,
First, I came here to post and discuss what my book was about and to answer any and all questions.
But from the 2nd post onward, I was attacked because someone had an agenda, and I see that most of you lined up behind that agenda. Shame on you.
So please excuse me for defending myself against continued unprovoked attacks. I don't lay down for anyone, especially someone hiding behind a screen name acting brave.
I worked 15 years as a high level network security engineer and I know very well how people get real brave hiding behind the comfort of their computer screen to say shiat that they would not have the balls to say to my face!
Much like drunks who get brave and start acting like King Kong starting fights with bouncers at a bar.
My name is attached to the book. I did not hide from anyones attacks. I gave it just like I got it, sorry that some of you can't take the heat and have to have your friends support you and defend you to feel important.
Unlike others who feel brave throwing rocks from the comfort behind their computer screen, I stand up for myself, and my name is not hidden from the worlds view, as all yours are.
I am man enough to take the credit, and I am man enough to take the heat! Are you?
When you throw shiat at me, you better expect to get it thrown back at you. If you can't take the heat...
As far as trying to divide people, or having any ulterior motives? I just posted a thread and was attacked over and over by one individual who hides behind a screen name.
If you guys want an honest discussion, start treating people with respect when they come here, instead of attacking them for no reason at all.
Or do I smell the stench of racism rearing it's ugly head here? I recall one post where Carey was shocked at the mean-spiritedness of those attacks!
Well so was I! You should all take a look in the mirror.
And I don't care if you buy the book, like the book, or like the subject. I've had nothing but great responses from those who have bought the book from my Nigerian Friend on West 32nd and 6th, who happens to sell all African American Literature, so until you know what you are talking about, keep your comments to yourself.
If you have nothing good to say, don't say anything at all. You want to be treated with respect, well so do I.
I come here with honest intentions to talk about my book, thinking I would be talking to other professional writers, and all I got was attacked for my effort.
Shame on you all! You guys certainly set a great example for everyone else who visits this site.
As long time members, you reflect the character of this site, so congratulations on setting one ugly mother-f'in tone with me.
If you want to discuss sex, making love, etc., I have no problems with that, but when you attack me just because, be ready for a double-barrel attack back, because I ain't no pussy, and I ain't no punk.
So what are you? Professionals, or a bunch of children looking for a fight?
Let me know what you want to do, because I'd rather talk with professional writers, because when you throw mud, we all get dirty, but more importantly, ThumpersCorner gets dirty.
I don't know about you, but I did not come here to have fights. I came to meet other professional writers, and maybe learn some stuff from those professional writers.
As it is now, I've seen nothing but the ugly side of this site. Congratulations to those who made that possible. I'm sure you are very happy with yourselves.
Let's see who posts the next pile of Shiat. Will it be you? It won't be me. But I will defend myself.
So, are you professional writers, or professional goons?
Regards,
Henry
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A_womon
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: A_womon
Post Number: 2011
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 02, 2007 - 12:34 pm: |
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The only professional goon around here is you! If you came here to discuss/promote your book, then why did you get involved in arguments? You could have always ignored anyone who you thought was taking you off topic, right? And if you are so "professional" why haven't you learned that it takes two to argue? In a professional setting, where you say you have worked for years, I'm sure that you didn't respond to so-called unwarranted attacks by "defending" yourself in that arena. So why didn't you bring some of your professional people skills onto this board and defuse what you percieved to be a volatile situation?
In my opinion, you came to this board with a built in chip on your should and a WHOLE LOT of arrogance, thinking people would fall down and worship you because you wrote a book, or rave at how "bright" you are, because you are probably used to this kind of treatment. OH. WELL. Get over yourself. If you want to post, POST! and if you don't DON'T. I don't think anyone will mind whatever you decide. But don't try to wax all squeaky clean and self righteous while you do. if YOU sling mud, expect to get dirty. Bottom line. And if YOU can't stand the heat, DON'T START NO FIRES, baby! |
Thebookoforgasm
Regular Poster
Username: Thebookoforgasm
Post Number: 43
Registered: 10-2007
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 02, 2007 - 01:41 pm: |
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In a professional setting, people don't attack each other. I should not have to tell you this, should I?
But I appreciate the confidence you show in me, but why are you holding me up to a higher standard for responsible behavior than you do for yourself and your friends?
Do you believe I am somehow better than you are, and should be above it all?
Assuming you have been a long time member of this site, I think it is you and your friends that should be holding yourselves up to a higher moral responsibility of behavior.
After all, this is your home. Is this how you treat guests in your home?
And to answer your last question, I did not start the fire, this place was burning long before I got here. You see, I have read many old posts, and have seen how you treat each other.
Good luck.
Regards,
Henry |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10566
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 02, 2007 - 01:45 pm: |
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Sheeze! What a big ol thin-skinned crybaby Henry is. Everybody is wrong but him. Not only is he paranoid but he has a persecution complex.
Fess up, Henry. You can dish it out, but you can't take it. It's OK for you to have a field day, dishing out all of your false accusations and assumptions about me but you pout like a little kid when praise isn't heaped on you or if everybody isn't in compliance with your point of view. You need to do your homework because you are clueless about the dynamics of this board. Controversy thrives here. That's what makes things interesting. Your whining reveals more about you than us.
You've got your nose all out of joint because you think people hide behind their screen names. Puleeze. 90 percent of people on this board choose an "alias" because that's the custom. In fact, that's what posters do on all cyber forums. Do you live in a vacuum? And just what are you going to do if, say, I reveal my real name??? You don't know me from Adam in spite of the fact that you apparently think I'm some famous person who has a hidden agenda which you decline to be specific about. Are you aware that people who post here live all over the country and some from out of the country??
Racism? Are you serious?? Do you realize that everybody on this board, with the exception of 2 occasional posters, is black??? And how many times do you have to be told that this site is not exclusively for authors?
Get over yourself, dude. If you expect to be pampered and humored, then you're out of luck. You have to earn your respect around here. So far you're batting zero. It's easy to believe you're an ex-jail bird. All you do is cop pleas. LMAO. |
A_womon
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: A_womon
Post Number: 2012
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 02, 2007 - 02:02 pm: |
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In a professional setting, people don't attack each other. I should not have to tell you this, should I?
RIIIIIIIGHT! Get Real, Peter Pan. If professionals didn't attack one another in the workplace, there would be no need for mediation, rules on harrasment, sexual or otherwise, there would be no need to have workshops on communication, and people skills, conflict resolution, etc,etc etc. But I didn't need to tell you this, did I?
And no one here thinks that you are better, believe that, it is YOUR ARROGANCE that makes you even write such sheer and utter NONSENSE.
Again, GET. REAL. If this isn't your type of place, by all means, get to steppin! Move on. Find a place that suits your CLASSY, gang bangin' , train-runnin' multiple partner sex havin' behind, OK? |
A_womon
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Username: A_womon
Post Number: 2013
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 02, 2007 - 02:08 pm: |
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Oh yeah. That last line was a STATEMENT. Not a question. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10569
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 02, 2007 - 02:19 pm: |
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That's what's unique and cool about this place:it is not a stodgy forum frequented by tight-assed "professionals" who take themselves too seriously. It's a "free-wheeling-anything-goes" arena with something for everybody. Its saving grace is the undercurrent of humor that helps to counteract the numbness of solemnity. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10575
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 02, 2007 - 03:30 pm: |
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LOL. Guess ol Henry went back in his corner to sulk, or maybe he's trying to reconcile his giving salacious details about gang-banging girls with his complaint about other posters not maintaining a "professional" stance. Does this guy talk out of his ass, or what? |
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