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Chrishayden "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5946 Registered: 03-2004
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 02:08 pm: |
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This is a true story: Some parents had told their teenaged daughter never to pull down her panties or lie with a boy. She turns up pregnant. "We thought we told you never to pull down your panties or lie with a boy!" they said. She told them they had done it up against the wall and she pulled her panties to the side. And people don't want sex education. If you don't want it in the schools you better do it yourself. |
Ntfs_encryption "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 2899 Registered: 10-2005
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 04:01 pm: |
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..............????? |
Brownbeauty123 AALBC .com Platinum Poster Username: Brownbeauty123
Post Number: 2151 Registered: 03-2006
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 04:23 pm: |
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LMAO!! |
Cynique "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10937 Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 04:30 pm: |
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Was the girl Brittany Spears' 16 year-old sister, Jamie Lynn, who has just revealed that she is pregnant??? |
Chrishayden "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5953 Registered: 03-2004
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 04:36 pm: |
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No--she's fourteen, though. |
Chrishayden "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5954 Registered: 03-2004
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 04:38 pm: |
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I could understand this if this was the 60's--I remember being 14 and discussing sex in the street (like all good parents, mine never spoke to me about it)and one of my friends telling the rest of us we didn't have to worry about impregnating a female as long as we didn't have anal sex with her. We believed that crap, too. |
Cynique "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10939 Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 04:55 pm: |
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Well if the little hot pants dummy had shaken up a can of Coke and directed its spray inside of her, she'd have killed all the sperm. |
Abm "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Abm
Post Number: 9753 Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 08:39 pm: |
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Chris, That is some HILARIOUS sh*t right there, bruh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
Chrishayden "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5959 Registered: 03-2004
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, December 21, 2007 - 01:38 pm: |
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Well if the little hot pants dummy had shaken up a can of Coke and directed its spray inside of her, she'd have killed all the sperm (Take a good look, Young Negroes. The next time you wonder why our race is in the shape it's in, think of what this old junglebunny posted up here when a fellow woman was in distress....) |
Chrishayden "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5960 Registered: 03-2004
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, December 21, 2007 - 01:39 pm: |
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I want those who think its funny to laugh the next time some fatherless gangbanger lays a 9mm upside their wooly heads. |
Cynique "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10942 Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, December 21, 2007 - 02:43 pm: |
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Watta idiot. It's all right for you to make jokes, chrishayden, but nobody else dare do it. You post this stupid nonsense like its some kind of a revelation and then start blubbering because people aren't shocked and sympathetic. It's amazing how naive an old geezer like you is. Everybody has heard of incidents like this, and most practical people know that vows of celibacy don't work and that schools should have courses in sex education. |
Chrishayden "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5968 Registered: 03-2004
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, December 22, 2007 - 11:44 am: |
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all right for you to make jokes, chrishayden, but nobody else dare do it. (But--but--it's in my contract. Didn't you know?) You post this stupid nonsense like its some kind of a revelation and then start blubbering because people aren't shocked and sympathetic (But--but--it's in YOUR contract. Didn't you know?)
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Cynique "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10950 Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, December 22, 2007 - 02:46 pm: |
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I don't belong to a union. Unlike you, I am an independent who doesn't follow rules. |