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Yvettep
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Yvettep
Post Number: 2384
Registered: 01-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, October 22, 2007 - 08:02 pm: | 
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What is it? I know it is a challenge to come up with something without profanity or overt mention of sex or ethnic groups. That will make things a little more interesting. |
Mony
Regular Poster
Username: Mony
Post Number: 90
Registered: 02-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, October 22, 2007 - 08:46 pm: |
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! |
Yvettep
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Username: Yvettep
Post Number: 2385
Registered: 01-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, October 22, 2007 - 08:51 pm: |
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Ah. An oldie but goodie. 
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10415
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 - 12:24 am: |
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What do you call a formal dance full of chicks?
A fowl ball.
What does a duck eat with his soup?
Quackers. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10416
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 - 12:42 am: |
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A looong time ago what we called "little moron jokes used to crack everybody up. Example:
Why did the little moron drown?
He got a job as a vendor and stood out in front of an insane asylum and yelled "PeaNuts!"
Why did the little moron kill his parents?
Because he wanted to go to the Orphan's picnic.
or:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Odessa.
Odessa who?
Odessa little girl.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla my dreams I love you!
Don't stop me. I'm on a roll. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10422
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 - 01:22 am: |
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Stay tuned for more. |
Yvettep
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Yvettep
Post Number: 2386
Registered: 01-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 - 08:01 am: |
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LOL @ Cynique! |
Yvettep
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Yvettep
Post Number: 2387
Registered: 01-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 - 08:04 am: |
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How do you make a tissue dance?
Just put a little boogie in it.
(Told y'all I used to teach preschoolers! LOL) |
Doberman23
Veteran Poster
Username: Doberman23
Post Number: 1081
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 - 03:06 pm: |
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what do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino?
the eliphino (pronounced the hell if i know) |
A_womon
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Username: A_womon
Post Number: 1986
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 - 03:22 pm: |
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From a movie:
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
dyathinkhesaurus?
What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?
dyathinkhesaurus rex!
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10431
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 - 05:06 pm: |
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow! You can yodel! |
Mony
Regular Poster
Username: Mony
Post Number: 91
Registered: 02-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 - 06:53 pm: |
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How do you get 500 cows into a barn? Yell Bingo! |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5564
Registered: 03-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 - 12:11 pm: |
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I can't do it. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10443
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 - 03:19 pm: |
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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin who's been hit by a car. |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5576
Registered: 03-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 - 03:50 pm: |
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I just can't do it. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10451
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 - 07:19 pm: |
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo,
Boo Who?
Aw, don't cry.
Especially for that tight-assed party-pooper, chrishayden. |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5590
Registered: 03-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, October 25, 2007 - 01:59 pm: |
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I been trying all night and I still can't come up with one. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10459
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, October 25, 2007 - 02:41 pm: |
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Why did the little moron tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
Because he didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills. |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5599
Registered: 03-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, October 26, 2007 - 11:01 am: |
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Friday morning and I still can't come up with anything--can't I cuss and git ethnic? |
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