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Sabiana
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Post Number: 191
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Posted on Friday, August 17, 2007 - 05:54 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK



1.)· When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her"...You need to pray at work.



2.)· When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the f*&% do they want now?"..... You need to pray at work.



3.)· When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?"..... You need to pray at work.



4.)· When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, "well at my last office...," and you want to throw a stapler at him...... You need to pray at work.



5.)· When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the h*&^ does she want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk......... You need to pray at work.



6.)· When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my a@@!!".... You need to pray at work.



7.)· When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry a## M#$^%F%&#s"........ You need to pray at work.



8.) If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening someone's tires that you work with...... You need to pray at work.



9.)· If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story .......You need to pray at work.



10.)· If you know all the words that have been bleeped out....You need to pray at work!





LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS!
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Chrishayden
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Posted on Friday, August 17, 2007 - 12:36 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

The minute you walk into work you need to pray at work.
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Cynique
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Posted on Friday, August 17, 2007 - 12:59 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Thank the lord I'm retired. Amen.
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Mzuri
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Posted on Friday, August 17, 2007 - 04:13 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)


Ditto.
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Chrishayden
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Posted on Saturday, August 18, 2007 - 10:05 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

My sisters we are never retired none of us as long as we breathe for everyday we are called upon to do some duty, even above and beyond it's call.
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Mzuri
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Posted on Saturday, August 18, 2007 - 11:06 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)


Perhaps. But I am self-employed and I don't have any of the problems that the above post describes. I used to deal with those sorts of interpersonal issues, and I can relate because there were plenty of times when I wanted to go off on somebody, and in 20+ years of govt service, I only knocked the shit out of one person. LOL!

These days I work from home and people can kiss my ass, if you know what I mean.

And I can pray about more important matters :-)




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Chrishayden
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Posted on Saturday, August 18, 2007 - 11:23 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

But as ye go to the door to pick up your mail, as ye shop, as ye go to the grocery store, don't you pass the strangers that need help and guidance, along the way?

To He Whose Eye is on the Sparrow, what is to say what is important and what is not?
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Mzuri
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Posted on Saturday, August 18, 2007 - 11:35 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)



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