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Mzuri "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 5122 Registered: 01-2006
Rating: Votes: 12 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 04:24 pm: |
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Hello Everyone! I want to share with you some very important news. I'm writing a brand new book entitled "How To Pretend You Live In A Pretend House (Without Anyone Discovering That You're A Complete Idiot)" and I'm posting a brief outline here for all my forum friends who either don't have a house, or just want to impress all their internet friends with their lavish surroundings. 1. First, go on the internet and snag a really great pic of the most luxurious structure on the face of the earth. 2. Then to be sure that everyone believes you really live there, post some additional pix of interior shots. 3. Post some pix of your vacation home: 4. Throw in a couple of pix of your pretend boyfriends. 5. Tell some outlandish tales to impress the sheeple. Yeah girl, you know, he took me down to the river bed and I caught an alligator with my bare hands and then I cooked it on an open fire and we ate it whilst drinking champagne 6. And for good measure, throw in some tacky shots of yourself wearing your draws wrapped around your head. Which I won't bother to do here since you've all seen that pic a hundred times before. But just in case you missed it, it can be seen here: http://www.thumperscorner.com/discus/messages/179/27816.html?1183147280 This concludes today's tutorial on "How To Pretend You Live In A Pretend House" Any questions?
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Americansista Regular Poster Username: Americansista
Post Number: 377 Registered: 09-2006
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 04:41 pm: |
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Yes, do you hold seminars on this subject? |
Nafisa_goma Regular Poster Username: Nafisa_goma
Post Number: 186 Registered: 01-2006
Rating: Votes: 10 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 04:42 pm: |
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Mzuri, when are you coming out with How to be a MISERABLE Shrew whose jealousy and TWISTING of facts is so blinding that the miserably pounting Mzuri can't even see how pathetic she is? I've met many small people in my life, but you're the biggest nobody I've ever seen. In fact, if someone told me about a cyber stalker like you, I wouldn't believe them. You aren't woman enough to hold Kola's purse. |
Mzuri "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 5123 Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 04:46 pm: |
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AS - Yes. It will be a webinar. And you're invited |
Americansista Regular Poster Username: Americansista
Post Number: 378 Registered: 09-2006
Rating: Votes: 1 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 04:47 pm: |
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I must be missing something because why is Nafisa coming in this thread mad as hell? |
Brownbeauty123 AALBC .com Platinum Poster Username: Brownbeauty123
Post Number: 2030 Registered: 03-2006
Rating: Votes: 7 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 04:48 pm: |
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Mzuri should get a thread called "How to Pretend That You Have A Pretend Furniture Business That Keeps You Busy All Day"..lol |
Americansista Regular Poster Username: Americansista
Post Number: 379 Registered: 09-2006
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 04:49 pm: |
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Mzuri, I look forward to it. Just send me my web confirmation/passcode and I'll be sure to log on.... ..what was the date and time? |
Tonya "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Tonya
Post Number: 6110 Registered: 07-2006
Rating: Votes: 6 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 04:49 pm: |
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Nafisa, excellent observation! |
Mzuri "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 5124 Registered: 01-2006
Rating: Votes: 2 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 04:49 pm: |
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Nafola. Why would your broke behind need anyone to carry your empty purse? Nutzoid. |
Renata AALBC .com Platinum Poster Username: Renata
Post Number: 2343 Registered: 08-2005
Rating: Votes: 3 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 06:34 pm: |
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Amusing to no end, I swear. ROFLMAO. Spoken/written word, publicly: "DON'T NOBODY THINK OF THAT WOMAN. NOBODY CARES ABOUT HER. I'LL BE GLAD WHEN SHE DROPS OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH." Meanwhile, written in diary: To do list: Find pictures of Kola Boof on internet Post pictures of Kola Boof on internet Make fun of Kola Boof Fans of Ms. Boof are wondering: Damn, can't this woman find somebody ELSE to discuss sometimes? I'm sure there must be another person she hates as vehemently? No. Maybe half as much? No. Hmmmmmm. I like Ms. Boof just fine, Mzuri, but DAMN....obsess over somebody different at least a couple of times a week. |
Renata AALBC .com Platinum Poster Username: Renata
Post Number: 2344 Registered: 08-2005
Rating: Votes: 3 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 06:38 pm: |
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Discuss something going on in your life that isn't Kola related, please. It's really, really weird how you have to save and discuss everything you find here that's Kola related. I'm not trying to be funny now. At least stalk one of the men here and try to seem semi-normal. |
Mzuri "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 5127 Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 06:41 pm: |
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It's a joke retard. |
Renata AALBC .com Platinum Poster Username: Renata
Post Number: 2346 Registered: 08-2005
Rating: Votes: 2 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 06:47 pm: |
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LOL......you sure are. Stalk one of the men for a while and seem a little normal. You hate Chris enough. Ask him to post some stuff for you to save and obsess over. Chris even has FEET! |
Serenasailor Veteran Poster Username: Serenasailor
Post Number: 1671 Registered: 01-2006
Rating: Votes: 2 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 06:57 pm: |
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Manzuri YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOO PATHETIC!!! |
A_womon Veteran Poster Username: A_womon
Post Number: 1628 Registered: 05-2004
Rating: Votes: 2 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 07:00 pm: |
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Renata, Brownbeauty and Serenasailor... you are SOOOOOOOOOO on point!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! |
Renata AALBC .com Platinum Poster Username: Renata
Post Number: 2347 Registered: 08-2005
Rating: Votes: 2 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 07:10 pm: |
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Now that I think about it, I'm not so sure I want to have the level of buzz that Kola has. I don't know how I'd feel having someone I'd never met downloading my every move, every word, every picture, poem, etc., etc., etc. And think about it, this is someone who isn't afraid to let the world KNOW they're doing it. Imagine the CLOSET Kola haters out there. Yikes. |
A_womon Veteran Poster Username: A_womon
Post Number: 1630 Registered: 05-2004
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 07:18 pm: |
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AANNNNNNNNNYWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAY! Back on planet earth..... HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! |
Mzuri "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 5129 Registered: 01-2006
Rating: Votes: 1 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 07:19 pm: |
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Renata, Sissy, A-Hole, Toxic and Booty, Open your eyes and stop being sheeple!
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A_womon Veteran Poster Username: A_womon
Post Number: 1631 Registered: 05-2004
Rating: Votes: 2 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 07:21 pm: |
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Didn't Renata ask you to quit posting pictures of ya BABYDADDIES???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!! Long time no SHEEP, hunh Pissuri??? AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! |
Mzuri "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 5130 Registered: 01-2006
Rating: Votes: 1 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 07:57 pm: |
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What Ever A-Hole. At least I'm not trolling for dick on the internet http://www.thumperscorner.com/cgi/discus/show.cgi?tpc=179&post=101963#POST101963 LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
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A_womon Veteran Poster Username: A_womon
Post Number: 1632 Registered: 05-2004
Rating: Votes: 1 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 08:03 pm: |
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noooo you're probably more likely be trolling the internet for that kitty kat!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! |
A_womon Veteran Poster Username: A_womon
Post Number: 1633 Registered: 05-2004
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 08:06 pm: |
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...that is when you're not hunting down more animals to hook up with--you know break up the monotony of all dem sheeeeeeep!!! hahahahahahaha |
Libralind2 Veteran Poster Username: Libralind2
Post Number: 866 Registered: 09-2004
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Thursday, July 05, 2007 - 05:31 pm: |
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..more wine... LiLi getting drunk reading these threads |
Schakspir Veteran Poster Username: Schakspir
Post Number: 1089 Registered: 12-2005
Rating: Votes: 1 (Vote!) | Posted on Thursday, July 05, 2007 - 08:05 pm: |
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This just goes to show how absolutely pathetic and hopeless this Kola-nut Klown and her asslicking pussy followers are. Apparently it's never occured to them that the whole "Kola" thing is just another internet joke, like the Willie Lynch letter and the Snapple-ship brou-ha-ha. Yet SOME PEOPLE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO LIVES WHATSOEVER. |
Libralind2 Veteran Poster Username: Libralind2
Post Number: 868 Registered: 09-2004
Rating: Votes: 1 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, July 07, 2007 - 10:34 am: |
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WOW..that was mean LiLi |