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Chrishayden
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Posted on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 - 11:47 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I'm walking and a van makes a U turn and pulls up next to me at the curb. I got a little aprehensive--I am not into anything heavy but sometimes you are the victim of mistaken identity.

Turns out it was a guy I know. And old pimp named Rabbit. Since he is an old pimp he is broke down and sleeping in the van and got a used furniture hustle.

"Where ya goin?" he asks.

"To the Library."

"Come on. I'll carry you. I want you to look up the genesis of the word n*gger for me."

"OK."

As well pull off suddenly with squealing tires a raggedy old station wagon cuts him off with a left turn."

"That car got to be stolen the way he's drivin'" Rabbit said. Sure enough, right behind was a police car, siren and lights blazing. We watched the chase until they were out of sight. Then he carried me to the library.

When I told my nephew about it later he remarked on how he would miss all the excitement when he headed back to college.

America. Love it or leave it.
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Mzuri
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Posted on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 - 12:44 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)


Thanks for sharing your story about your joy ride with a broke down pimp named Rabbit, but don't your Black ass own a car?


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Chrishayden
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Posted on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 - 01:01 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I take after my grandfather. He used to drive halfway to our house and walk the rest of the way so he could stay limber because he sat down mostly on his job. When the distance is only a few blocks, as with the library I walk SO I DON'T WIND UP A FAT SACK OF TEXAS SHIT LIKE YOU!

Anything else, heifer?
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Mzuri
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Posted on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 - 01:08 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)


Who the fukc are you calling a heifer you limpdick codger. All I asked was whether you OWN A CAR???

And another thing. Birds of a feather flock together and so I would suggest you dissociate from people such as Rabbit the broke down pimp who lives in his van. People might see you riding with him and get the impression that you're a trick who's trying to buy some old broke down pussy.

Are you listening??? You stubborn old mule fool!!!


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Chrishayden
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Posted on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 - 01:18 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

And another thing. Birds of a feather flock together and so I would suggest you dissociate from people such as Rabbit the broke down pimp who lives in his van

(Guess what it is I am going to reply and win a prize!)
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Cynique
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Posted on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 - 01:54 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Now, now, Mzuri. Let Chrishayden attempt to rescue the board from the summer doldrums by turning it into his wistful journal of inanities.
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Mzuri
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Posted on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 - 02:39 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)


An orange VW?

Where's my prize? And don't try to give me Mr. Limpy.

You're right as usual Ms. Cynique. Chris really is a froot loop.




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Chrishayden
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Posted on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 - 03:30 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

An orange VW?

Where's my prize? And don't try to give me Mr. Limpy.

You're right as usual Ms. Cynique. Chris really is a froot loop.

(Damn. I forgot. But Mr. Limpy will be Captain Stiff if you are nice to him--

But I digress.

Mainly I associate with him to get the word on the street, which I do not have the time to gather, and also because he has plenty of good pimp/crime stories.


After all, your exciting adventures only take me so far--
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Mzuri
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Posted on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 - 03:44 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)


I've never even told you about any of my exciting adventures. Like that one time when I had to jump out of a moving car. Well, I've actually had to jump outta moving car twice. Niggas are so crazy, you know. Sometimes you just gotta make a quick getaway :-)


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Tonya
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Posted on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 - 05:02 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Sad state of affairs, Chris.… Sad for our brothas over here in America.

...and Sistas too. :-(

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Chrishayden
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Posted on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 - 05:08 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I've never even told you about any of my exciting adventures. Like that one time when I had to jump out of a moving car. Well, I've actually had to jump outta moving car twice. Niggas are so crazy, you know. Sometimes you just gotta make a quick getaway

(Now we're getting somewhere. Elaborate)
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Mzuri
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Posted on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 - 05:22 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)


I can't elaborate. It's all a big secret. I can only say that the exciting adventures of Mzuri would probably make you and Rabbit's dull and boring existence seem like you were reading the dictionary while eating stale crackers :-)


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Moonsigns
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Posted on Wednesday, June 06, 2007 - 03:15 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Hmmmmm. Crissy being picked up.....by a van that's home to a "broke down"....."old pimp".....named Rabbit?!?!......Yeah....Uh-huh.....I bet that was real cute.

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Cynique
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Posted on Wednesday, June 06, 2007 - 03:53 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Yep. Wonder if old "Rabbit" offered crissy some carrot cake before he lured him into the back seat of the van... heh-heh.

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