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Doberman23
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Posted on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 04:52 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

you know what, when i was in elementary school we used to have a music class where we would have to sing these lame ass songs that i thought all kids had to sing. and it just donned one me that our son of a beotch music teacher had us singing "blue tail fly".

as a kid you don't notice that kind of crap, but now that i think about it what balls on that music teacher to play us like that. *even though there where only 3 other black kids in my class* . i don't know if they still even have music class for kids now, but geez i can say why they don't anymore.

have any of you ever realized some stuff that was pulled over on you as a kid like this? think about it, and while your at enjoy the good ol' slave song lyrics below.



When I was young I used to wait
On master and hand him his plate
Pass him the bottle when he got dry
And brush away the blue-tail fly

Chorus

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care
Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care
Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care
My master's gone away

When he would ride in the afternoon
I'd follow him with my hickory broom
The pony being rather shy
When bitten by the blue-tail fly

Chorus

One day he rode around the farm
Flies so numerous that they did swarm
One chanced to bite him on the thigh
The devil take the blue-tail fly

Chorus

Well the pony jumped, he start, he pitch
He threw my master in the ditch
He died and the jury wondered why
The verdict was the blue-tail fly

Chorus

Now he lies beneath the 'simmon tree
His epitaph is there to see
"Beneath this stone I'm forced to lie
The victim of the blue-tail fly"
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Mzuri
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Posted on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 05:03 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)


Why are you trippin about things that happened in grade school? Move on!!! Dammit!!!


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Doberman23
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Posted on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 05:06 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

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Doberman23
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Posted on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 05:07 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

how dare you give me 1 star ... u little heifer!
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Chrishayden
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Posted on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 05:12 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I got you some better--

How about singing "Ole Black Joe" in an integrated gradeschool class as the white students snicker?

How about singing "The Missouri Waltz" our state song, which features lyrics about "the darkies singing" and all that.

Don't forget "De Camptown Races" with the "Gwine to run all night (I have never heard black people say "gwine".

Now Misery tells you to get over it. But Jewish people are still talking about the Holocaust. Happened 60 years ago and few alive were there.

Don't forget about how our white Southern brothers and sisters are still fighting the Civil War.

Misery, you need to get over discovering that nobody else is going to forget.

Never again.
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Mzuri
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Posted on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 05:20 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)


Chris - I can understand you sitting around lamenting about your mammy calling you a but why is Dobey thinking about what happened during grade school? So you sang about jump down, turn around, pick a bale of cotton. So what. Both of you losers need to get some pussy on your brains and move the fukc on.


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Chrishayden
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Posted on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 05:26 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

(I'm too busy lamenting about your mammy raising you in a pigstye so you ate slop from a trough until you was 14)
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Mzuri
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Posted on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 05:39 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)


That's absurd. You already told us that your mammy called you a . What are you getting mad at me about it for?

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Cynique
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Posted on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 05:54 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I'm still grateful to you Dobes for calling to my attention the intrigue that resonates in the simple but symbolic message contained in the old round:
Row, row, row, your boat,
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream...

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Doberman23
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Posted on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 11:07 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

wow cynique the bulls pulled it out. one more to go and they get to go against the pistons. :-)



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Chrishayden
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Posted on Saturday, April 28, 2007 - 10:17 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

And your mammy raised you as a pig.

But my mammy loved me. Yours sold you for bacon.
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Cynique
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Posted on Saturday, April 28, 2007 - 01:32 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Hey Dobes! Can you believe the Bulls? They tried to give the game away but The Heat just wouldn't take it, which says a lot about the caliber of their championship status. I just hope The Heat doesn't decide to make history and win the next 4 games. We shall see.
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Ntfs_encryption
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Posted on Sunday, April 29, 2007 - 05:37 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

"I just hope The Heat doesn't decide to make history and win the next 4 games. We shall see."

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Not hardly. But weren't those days of the Michael Jordan and company great! There will never be another team like the Bulls when they made those series of NBA Championship runs.

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Cynique
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Posted on Sunday, April 29, 2007 - 12:50 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Tell me about it! Those were glory days and boy was I exhilirated by all of the excitement during that era. All of Chicagoland would just be caught up in the mania. It got to the place where everybody would schedule their lives around the playoffs in June. Brides didn't want to have their weddings then, churches would cut their services short. The game scores were annouced after every quarter at any gathering of people who couldn't be glued to a TV set. And of course everybody held game-watching parties. Such fun!
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Cynique
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Posted on Sunday, April 29, 2007 - 03:45 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Hot Dammit! The Bulls just won - just swept the defending Champs in 4 straight. Go Chicago Bulls!
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Doberman23
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Posted on Monday, April 30, 2007 - 01:30 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

cynique enjoy it, because the bulls run ends here. :-)
pistons will finish them off in 6! my boy c webb is trying to get some world champ bling!


i hope golden state can finish off dallas too.
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Cynique
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Posted on Monday, April 30, 2007 - 01:36 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Well, Dobes. The Bulls hold the edge against the Pistons during the regular season, beating them 4 games to 3. Anything can happen during the play-offs and the Bulls' confidence level has risen. We shall see...

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