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Chrishayden
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 3467
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 02:38 pm: | 
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I thought I had lost a floppy disk containing some stories and stuff and I found them.
I am in an expansive and magnanimous mood.
Cynique, Mzuri. Come forth. I will grant you your wishes. |
Ntfs_encryption
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 1633
Registered: 10-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 02:43 pm: |
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"Cynique, Mzuri. Come forth. I will grant you your wishes."
All right..!!! Let's get started in here...!!!!! |
Chrishayden
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Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 3469
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 02:48 pm: |
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I can hear both those nudniks now singing "If I only had a brain..."
Whoooeeee! I'm on a roll! They need to stick me in the electric chair and switch on the juice! |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 3220
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 03:07 pm: |
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Why are we nudniks?
Aren't you the dummy who lost their floppy disk???
Anyway, since you're in a wish-granting mood
Please grant me these three wishes
I would like my furniture sales to exceed $2M this year
I would like an end to all wars, famine, disease, poverty, stupidity and hopelessness
And finally
I would like for Chris Hayden to magically
Disappear
Thank You!!!
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 6955
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: 
Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 03:08 pm: |
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Poor chrishayden. This chicken-shit capon is so starved for attention that he has to crap out turds of desperation in hopes that somebody will smell them. Quick somebody get a pooper scooper and call animal control. |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 3221
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 03:09 pm: |
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Libralind2
Veteran Poster
Username: Libralind2
Post Number: 519
Registered: 09-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 05:37 pm: |
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Umm Chris..why you start shyet..?? LOL
LiLi |
Doberman23
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Username: Doberman23
Post Number: 701
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 26, 2007 - 02:22 am: |
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wow! your computer still uses floppy disk? |
Yvettep
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Username: Yvettep
Post Number: 1593
Registered: 01-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 26, 2007 - 10:45 am: |
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LOL @ Doberman! I thought the same thing when I read that. |
Chrishayden
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Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 3471
Registered: 03-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 26, 2007 - 11:57 am: |
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Floppy discs, CD's AND jump drive (and I am working on accessing it directly from my brain) for the poor underprivileged Negroes out there |
Ntfs_encryption
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 1641
Registered: 10-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 26, 2007 - 01:37 pm: |
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If Chris is using floppies, he is storing "text" and "Word" files on them. Not to much else is gonna fit on a floppy. Whatcha gonna do with 1.4 meg storage?? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! But USB thumb drives are the way to go. I use mine every single day. There are many small programs you can run directly from the drive, access your e-mail and use RoboForm to access all you sites and encrypted volumes without having type your logon name and password. There is also a tiny program called eCleaner (it's free) that you can copy text to, format in your favorite font and strip HTML code out of a web page and leave nothing but the text. It's fabulous! You can then store the resultant information as a tiny text file. Check it out!
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 6960
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 26, 2007 - 02:44 pm: |
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Just an example of how behind the times chrishayden is. Floppy disc - floppy dick, they're all the same to him. snicker. |
Chrishayden
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 3476
Registered: 03-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 26, 2007 - 03:01 pm: |
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I can just see you adenoidal nerds with tape on your glasses and your pocket protectors snickering--"He uses floppy drives! Heee hee hee!"
But I don't wet the bed. And I get laid.
So I guess we're even. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 6963
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 26, 2007 - 03:13 pm: |
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Give it up, chrishayden, you've been busted. And sharing your fantasies about getting laid can't undo this. LMAO. |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 3232
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 26, 2007 - 03:27 pm: |
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Chris' sex life:
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 6965
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 26, 2007 - 03:38 pm: |
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And we know that dorky chrishayden is reading the articles, not looking at the playboy centerfold. |
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