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Kola_boof
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Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 4089
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, January 18, 2007 - 07:32 pm: | 
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Age is really fu_kinng with my ass.
LOOK AT ME!!!!
I look like Little Richard!
Hanging Face....
Hanging HEAVY ass Double D knockers
I like my "booty" and waist though. This picture don't even do it justice--I got it going on down below the belly button.
BUT LOOK AT ME!!
Just fucking NOT looking like I'm hot off the show room floor anymore, damnit. 
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Kola_boof
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Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 4090
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, January 18, 2007 - 07:35 pm: |
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You're right, though, MZURI.
These are really cute pics right
here.
All these were taken at my
parent's house in the Potomac River
area.
I got to see my brother!
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Kola_boof
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Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 4091
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, January 18, 2007 - 07:37 pm: |
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Ok, back home...back to work!
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Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 7926
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, January 18, 2007 - 08:29 pm: |
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What did you do with the litter of poodles you had wrestling on your head in the first pic?
Give them to the Animal Cruelty Society? |
Kola_boof
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Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 4100
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, January 18, 2007 - 08:35 pm: |
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Actually, I was too stupid to COMB
and fluff out that WIG when I took it
out the box.
It wasn't until the pictures came
out that I realized I hadn't ran the
Afro Pick through it.
I'm trying out new looks for my
TOUR so I've got a bunch of wigs.
I might wear my real hair, though,
but for security reasons--it's best
not to.
I think I look YOUNGER with my real
hair.
Look up under my eyes in that first
pic, ABM...look at the bottom of my
cheekbones. DO YOU SEE HOW MY FACE
IS HANGING OFF THE BONE?
THAT'S ALMOST AN INCH!
And you can see what notes the girls
is hitt'n. Bet you don't remember
them heffas being that low from my
video.
I need to make some money. Seriously.
I really have to get it together...I
don't like going city to city and people
being disappointed. I'm from a show
biz background--not academia.
These SHALLOW THINGS....matter to me.
I'm KOLA!
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Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 7928
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, January 18, 2007 - 08:52 pm: |
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You look beautiful, girl. Just get you some of those wonderbras, push those puppies up some and you'll be fine. |
Kola_boof
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Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 4103
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, January 18, 2007 - 08:53 pm: |
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LMAO!!!!
ABM, you sound like one of the girls. 
Dank you.
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Lola_ogunnaike
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Username: Lola_ogunnaike
Post Number: 517
Registered: 10-2006
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Votes: 3 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, January 18, 2007 - 09:35 pm: |
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Kola: lay off the crack. |
Mzuri
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Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 3044
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 12:37 am: |
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On behalf of everything which is sacred
Nafisa_goma Kola Spoof
I implore you
Please do not compare yourself to the wonderful
Mr. Little Richard
Cause you don't have nothin on him
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Ntfs_encryption
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Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 1563
Registered: 10-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 01:01 am: |
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"What did you do with the litter of poodles you had wrestling on your head in the first pic?
Give them to the Animal Cruelty Society?"
Bro ABM....please stop!! Ya killin' me....!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! |
Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 7940
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 10:17 am: |
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Ntfs,
You got to hand it to Kola, though. She is one BRAVE chick.
Ain't she?
I mean, there's no way in hell I'd put a pack of puppies on top of MY head. Dayam how well trained they are!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
Americansista
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Username: Americansista
Post Number: 198
Registered: 09-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 10:56 am: |
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Kola, I think you're being too hard on yourself.
I have seen other pics of you that weren't flattering (shyt, we all have taken pics like that so that ain't nothing to trip on), but these are nice pics! You have VERY nice teeth and a gorgeous smile.
And where is your skin hanging off your face? Are we looking at the same pic?
BTW, I've been meaning to ask you, what are those black bands on your ears?  |
Kola_boof
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Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 4116
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 11:49 am: |
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Americansista, you haven't seen me when I was "YOUNG"----so my face looks normal to you.
Have you ever seen me on television? They ALWAYS photograph me horribly--they try to make me look unattractive on purpose.
Anyway, my face....
I'ts HANGING girl. It's no longer "attached" to the bone structure TIGHT like a youthful face would be.
The markings on my ears---if I were on the Nile---would mean that it's OK for a MALE to speak to me. It means literally: "I have left my father's home" (Grown now).
To all
I was SICK the last year and a half with various ailments caused by stress, aging---and then after the liposuction---illness from having too much fat removed in one treatment.
So I wasn't looking healthy.
NOW I'm getting healthier and in 2007, I'm determined to look like myself again.
EVENTUALLY...I will get my face done, but probably not before my big tour.
I'm also practicing singing for my tour
---and I DO NOT sound like Diana Ross.
Don't believe the guy who said that.
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Dahomeyahosi
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Username: Dahomeyahosi
Post Number: 155
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 11:58 am: |
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Kola do women in Sudan and Somalia share this aversion to aging or is it something that you picked up as result of being here? |
Kola_boof
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Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 4118
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 12:05 pm: |
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It comes from me being HERE in America.
This country is so RICH--they live in a constant fantasy land where you actually have time to focus on the MOST MENIAL, MOST SHALLOW facets of life and desire.
In America, it's about WHAT YOU WANT.
Rarely what you NEED.
On top of it--I'm insecure and a fighter. So I fight age.
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Kola_boof
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Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 4119
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 12:14 pm: |
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I CAN say...in North Africa and East Africa....BLACK WOMEN do not like to be "thick".
That is a West African and Southern-Central African DESIRE, because the "fattness"
of a woman is seen as....
WEALTH. It also means "might".
West African women are usually THIN
with WIDE HIPS, tiny waist and the
famous Dukan Cake (booty) they are
known for.
They try to get "THICK" to impress men.
But in East Africa and North Africa, BLACK WOMEN are very lean and slim and they have always preferred to be thin.
We don't....generally....have the
BIG ASS that the WEST AFRICAN
and SOUTH AFRICAN WOMEN have made
WORLD FAMOUS
We are known for great HEIGHT,
Large Foreheads and Very High
Cheekbones.
I'm just a "Voluptuous" one.
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Americansista
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Username: Americansista
Post Number: 199
Registered: 09-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 12:15 pm: |
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I believe I saw you on a youtube video one time and you looked like how you do now but I think you were a little heavier.
BTW, I need to shut up, lol. Because I ain't gone lie...I'm a bit narcistic. I can totally see me getting some work done when I get older. I see nothing wrong with cosmetic surgery, as long as it enhances beauty and NOT changing it to something monstrous.
I personally don't see your face like you do but you know how you once looked so I can't speak on that but you know we're (women) are our own worst critic! |
Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 7947
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 12:15 pm: |
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Kola,
Dat's cause you've been raised right!
Hahahaha!!! |
Kola_boof
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Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 4122
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 12:21 pm: |
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You're right ABM.
Corn fed
on good old soul food my Nana
used to make.
YUM
Black Americans eat a lot of
AFRICAN FOOD too:
red beans and rice
panfried fish
corn bread (enjera)
watermelon
Umfitit (chitlins)
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Kola_boof
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Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 4123
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 12:25 pm: |
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Americansista
I HIGHLY recommend the liposuction.
It's painless and the fat doesn't return
to the areas lipo-ed (provided you don't
over eat).
Re-installing my waistline and removing
my entire tummy restored my beautiful figure,
because I always had plenny tits and ass
and HEIGHT (I'm over 6 feet).
My problem is that I went out the country
and wanted things done MY WAY---so they
removed 22 pounds in one treatment.
Thighs, Waist, Upper Arms, Upper Back
entire stomach.
That's too much.
But girl---get you some lipo when
the gym just won't produce the results
you want.
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Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 7950
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 12:33 pm: |
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Kola,
You Africans eat much fried chicken wings, blackeyed peas and hog head cheese? |
Kola_boof
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Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 4125
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 12:38 pm: |
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Africans don't eat fried chicken wings.
I never saw blackeyed peas anywhere I went
(we eat GROUND NUT STEW), but I've heard
of West Africans eating blackeyed peas.
Africans eat a LOT of Okra, Yams and
Peanuts---continent wide.
West Africans eat RICE
East & North Africans eat cous cous
We make things similar to hog head cheese,
but more GROSS.
Like there's this long slimey worm
--it's a WHITE worm, thick and 3 feet long
that African men pull out of tree bark
and "pickle" and mix with buttermilk
and peppers and herbs.
It looks like Hog Head Cheese.
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Kola_boof
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Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 4126
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 12:40 pm: |
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Red beans and Rice.....is a standard
AFRICAN dish.
Only Black Arabs and Nilotics will
eat "chitlins" (Umfitit). I never saw/heard
the West Africans eat chitlins, but
Black Americans will.
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Misty
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Username: Misty
Post Number: 627
Registered: 02-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 12:42 pm: |
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i thought vornbread came fom native americans...didnt know it was african food |
Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 7953
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 12:48 pm: |
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My wife LOVES that cous cous stuff. I can't stand it. She's kinda big on this nearby Ethiopian joint. And she will generally try dayamnear anything once.
I, however, tend to be a tad more parochial with my culinary desires. I don't know. I can't help thinking some mofo I'm not all that familiar with is going to feed me some fried monkey nuts on the sly.
Btw: Thanks for making me REGRET bringing up the hog head cheese. *Hurl!!!* |
Misty
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Post Number: 628
Registered: 02-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 12:50 pm: |
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i never tasted cous cous but always wanted to...i heard it tastes like quinoa though. |
Kola_boof
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Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 4128
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 12:54 pm: |
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Watermelon is an African fruit......BROUGHT HERE by Black Americans during slavery.
The "seeds" were money in Hausa society,
so they clutched their money on those slave
ships.
Cornbread is also AFRICAN-Arabic, especially
East African.
I don't think the AMERICAN INDIANS
made their cornbread with honey or dates
in it.
ABM Haha!!!!
Don't be afraid. If I ever cook you something
I will let you watch me prepare it so that
you KNOW it's not fried monkey nuts.
LOL!!!
Maybe if you had cous cous with pineapple,
honey and shata (hot pepper) folded in
and then lightly brazed in a skillet---you
would like it?
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Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 7957
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 01:03 pm: |
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Kola,
You have a way of making dayamnear ANYTHING appear tasty. I'll give you that.
Okay. As long as I don't see any simian scrotums dangling in your refrigerator, I guess I can trust you. |
Kola_boof
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Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 4135
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 01:13 pm: |
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The only Scrotums I eat ABM are "live"
--hair still on them, warm
and they're kept in the bedroom.
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Americansista
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Username: Americansista
Post Number: 201
Registered: 09-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 01:19 pm: |
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LAWD!
I knew I should have peeked in before re-entering this thread!!!  |
Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 7960
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 01:29 pm: |
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Then here are some roasted
for you.
Better eat'em while they're good and HOT!! |
Kola_boof
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Post Number: 4146
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 02:55 pm: |
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You crazy LOL!
I do love walnuts though. YUM
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Ntfs_encryption
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Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 1573
Registered: 10-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 03:15 pm: |
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"You got to hand it to Kola, though. She is one BRAVE chick.
Ain't she?
I mean, there's no way in hell I'd put a pack of puppies on top of MY head. Dayam how well trained they are!"
Ahhhhhhhhhawwwwahh....Ok...Ok...bro.....you win...you win.....I...can't....stop...aaaaaahh..Oh God! Ha! ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! HA!
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Dahomeyahosi
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Username: Dahomeyahosi
Post Number: 156
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, January 20, 2007 - 10:52 am: |
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Kola,
I agree 100% on your observations on age and frivolity amongst the rich. The crazy thing is that older African women tend to look better, at least to me, than older American women. This is regardless of class. I think it's because of the unprocessed, natural food but it's an untested opinion.
Wow that's interesting that East Africans eat chitlins too. You're right I have never heard of West Africans eating them and I personally can't bring myself to do it.
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Ntfs_encryption
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Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 1582
Registered: 10-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, January 20, 2007 - 11:21 am: |
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"I think it's because of the unprocessed, natural food but it's an untested opinion."
Unprocessed natural food..?? Is consumed by whom...?? And the results is what....????????
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Dahomeyahosi
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Username: Dahomeyahosi
Post Number: 158
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, January 21, 2007 - 07:37 am: |
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NTFS I was referring to African women and my observance that African women age better than American ones. |
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