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Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 2820
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 5 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, January 07, 2007 - 07:01 pm: | 
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Sadly, it has come to my attention that some of the posters here are just plain dumb.
Therefore I have developed a simple intelligence quotient test to gauge our intelligence level.
You have thirty minutes to complete this test.
Thank you for your cooperation.
1. Besides the driver, there are two passengers on the bus. The bus travels 2 miles when one passenger gets off the orange bus. No other passengers have boarded the bus. How many passengers are on the bus?
a. 25
b. 13
c. 1
d. 182
e. All of the above
2. The following geometric shape has how many sides?
a. 8
b. 0
c. 73
d. 3
e. None of the above
3. What is the color depicted below?
a. White
b. Black
c. Red
d. Blue
e. All of the above
Please self score your results:
If you answered all of the questions correctly - congratulations - you're brilliant.
If you missed one - you're kind of smart. Stick around.
If you got two out of three wrong - you're marginal. Try to keep up, our intelligence will eventually rub off on you.
Missed all three? You're brain dead. Get lost, drop dead, and please don't post here again.
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 6509
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, January 07, 2007 - 07:14 pm: |
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ROFLOL. Lola Oink-Oink: 2 cents; Unenchanted:5 cents; Serenasailor:10 cents. Mzuri: priceless!. |
Chrishayden
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 3332
Registered: 03-2004
Rating: 
Votes: 4 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, January 08, 2007 - 03:29 pm: |
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The dummy is the one who posted this test |
Urban_scribe
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Urban_scribe
Post Number: 278
Registered: 05-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, January 08, 2007 - 03:37 pm: |
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I passed! I must have an IQ of 149! |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 2844
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, January 08, 2007 - 03:43 pm: |
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LOL @ US.
Chris - Why are you insulting me? Don't you love me today  |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 6546
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, January 08, 2007 - 03:48 pm: |
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Chrishayden is just mad cuz the second question stumped him. |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 2846
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, January 08, 2007 - 03:50 pm: |
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Chris Darling, I'd have given you the correct answers. All you had to do was ask. |
Chrishayden
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 3336
Registered: 03-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, January 08, 2007 - 04:44 pm: |
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Mzuri:
You were nekkid when you posted that, weren't you?
FOR SHAME!
This is a family site! |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 2854
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, January 08, 2007 - 04:52 pm: |
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Please stop fantasizing about me CH. I already told you that you couldn't have any.  |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 6564
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, January 08, 2007 - 05:48 pm: |
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>>>-<>-<<<
My crude attempt to replicate the kissing fishes. |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 2856
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, January 08, 2007 - 08:26 pm: |
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Nels
Veteran Poster
Username: Nels
Post Number: 642
Registered: 07-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, January 09, 2007 - 01:08 am: |
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Hey Urban --
"I passed! I must have an IQ of 149!"
Mine's 138. Let's have lunch.  |
Urban_scribe
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Urban_scribe
Post Number: 286
Registered: 05-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, January 09, 2007 - 04:11 pm: |
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Nels, cute!
They say kids usually have a median IQ between those of their parents. Hmmm... |
Lola_ogunnaike
Regular Poster
Username: Lola_ogunnaike
Post Number: 425
Registered: 10-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, January 09, 2007 - 04:27 pm: |
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I passed! I must have an IQ of 149!
No, Urban Scrub, your IQ is 2. Yes, 2 - just like Cynique has 2 saggy titties that you spend most of your time suckin' on |
Urban_scribe
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Urban_scribe
Post Number: 288
Registered: 05-2006
Rating:
Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, January 09, 2007 - 04:46 pm: |
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And it took your dumb trolly ass 25 HOURS to "get it."
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Now go back to talking about your sexual history on the other thread, skank! |
Nels
Veteran Poster
Username: Nels
Post Number: 643
Registered: 07-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, January 10, 2007 - 12:37 am: |
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Urban --
Damn, guess I'm toast.
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