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kola@aalbc.com
Moderator Username: Kola
Post Number: 84 Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, February 04, 2005 - 11:32 pm: |
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NEWS FLASH: "The Funeral of CAREY UNIQUE"
"The residents of Apple Valley Pennsylvania are mourning the death today of multi-millionaire baseball hero...CAREY UNIQUE"
"FUNERAL SERVICES WERE HELD TODAY FOR THE CITY'S RICHEST BLACK MAN... CAREY UNIQUE".
HIS WIDOW...CYNIQUE UNIQUE held a press conference for the PRESS and MEDIA.
Holding back the tears, CYNIQUE UNIQUE described her husband as one of the greatest men she's ever known: "He was the greatest husband a woman could ever have...and he was the perfect father. I was blessed by GOD to be his wife. I shall miss him for the rest of my life. He was my whole world, my everything."
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kola@aalbc.com
Moderator Username: Kola
Post Number: 85 Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, February 04, 2005 - 11:40 pm: |
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"THAT BITCH!!!" "That two-faced, conniving, golddigging....!"
Dr. Chris Hayden could hardly contain his outrage watching CYNIQUE on national television---playing the loving, widowed wife.
He nearly threw his drink at the screen!! But then again....HE WAS JUST AS GUILTY...for all the SEX they'd had in the last few weeks behind CAREY'S back. Of course...the Doctor's son, BRAIDEN MASSEY and Braiden's girlfriend, BLEEK ISIS didn't know about all that.
They thought Dr. Hayden was upset about the shoddy casket that CYNIQUE had buried Carey in. "It really was atrocious", said Braiden's girlfriend, BLEEK. "I mean--she basically buried her husband in a wooden box." Braiden scoffed and said, "More like plywood."
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kola@aalbc.com
Moderator Username: Kola
Post Number: 86 Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, February 04, 2005 - 11:50 pm: |
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THE Unique Family Estate KNOBB HILL
_____________ A_WOMON and TROY were there to confront their mother when she came through the door from the funeral.
TROY: "Mother how could you!!?" CYNIQUE: "How could I what???"
A_WOMON: "That casket you buried daddy in!! It looked like something you drudged up from the basement.
AWOMON: "Don't you have any shame? Our last name denotes breeding, class and privileage, mother. Qualities that daddy worked his whole life to attain!!! ANd you go and throw a virtual welfare funeral!" CYNIQUE regained her poise.
She blasted her children saying-- "It's not material things that your father would want us to care about right now. It's his life and his legacy...those are the things that we must cherish and preserve. Not MATERIAL things." A_WOMON pouts and complains. She says, "I WISH I could have gone away with KABRINA to that island." CYNIQUE: "Oh rubbish!! Your sister went away to that island because she's weak and she's in denial about your father's death. How selfish of her not to attend her own father's funeral when it's so obvious that he was ALWAYS her favorite." THESE WORDS WOUND A_Womon and especially TROY---because they know it's true. KABRINA had been CASEY's favorite child. No doubt about it.
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kola@aalbc.com
Moderator Username: Kola
Post Number: 87 Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, February 04, 2005 - 11:59 pm: |
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ON THE ISLAND OF "SERENITY"... Kabrina Unique thinks only of her father. "Oh daddy...how will I go on without you? You were always there to hold me up."
It pains her to know that his greatest dream was to see her married in a lavish wedding ...and eventually starting a family, of course. But that was not her dream. Yet and still...it suddenly became all that she thought about. _____________________ WHAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW...is that Mama Linda's son...the horse breeder,ABM has flown down to the island of "Serenity".
Specifically to find her after he discovered that she'd been so upset that she'd run away. He wanted to comfort her. To make her realize that she wasn't alone and that someone cared.
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kola@aalbc.com
Moderator Username: Kola
Post Number: 88 Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 05, 2005 - 12:15 am: |
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MAMA LINDA confronted LAMBD.
MAMA LINDA: "WHURR is your brother at?" LAMBD had been told by ABM not to lie.
LAMBD said: "He's gone to the island of SERENITY. To try and find Kabrina Unique. He wants to comfort her." MAMA LINDA became infuriated beyond belief. She balled her fist, swung it in the air and shouted. MAMA LINDA: "What is WROOOONG with that nigga? Didn't I tell him to stay away from that damned Kabrina girl??? And how in the world did he even get the money to just jet off anyway??" "I GAVE IT TO HIM" came a woman's voice from behind her. MAMA LINDA TURNED AROUND....she saw that it was her sister, Kathleen Cross, the Preacher's Wife.
Kathleen Cross: "I told him to go to the woman he's loves, Linda. I truly believe that those two belong together." MAMA LINDA: "The hell they do!!"
KathleenCross: "Now you listen to me, LINDA...and you listen good. You need to cut this colorstruck bullshit out!! It's pathetic and it's disgraceful. A grown ass black woman--a REALLY black woman like yourself--carrying on this insane prejudice towards other black women, all because you hate yourself and don't want to see your own image reborn in this world. You're worse than a KKK clansman!" Before Mama Linda can get a good comeback going---KATHLEEN pulls out a photo of MAMA LINDA when she was young and beautiful.
KathleenCROSS: "Look at this photo, Linda. Look at how beautiful you were. A dark, gorgeous beautiful black woman. And look at your sons. Look at what fine,handsome hunks you produced with your body. How can you feel as though no black girl is good enough for your sons?" Confronted with the photo of herself back when she had been first dating her sons's father, MAMA LINDA was speechless.
Kathleen Cross shook her head and told her sister---"I refuse to take part in your colorstruck evil, Linda! If ABM loves that girl and if he wants to go after her--then you just stay out of it! Let a darkskinned girl get a good black man for a change!" Kathleen shoved the photo in Mama Linda's face.
KathleenCross: "Now look at this picture of you when you were young and tell me that KABRINA doesn't look just like you!!?" MAMA LINDA got pissed off. She told Kathleen---"YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE.....RAT NOW, HEFFA!!"
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kola@aalbc.com
Moderator Username: Kola
Post Number: 89 Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 05, 2005 - 12:16 am: |
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kola@aalbc.com
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Post Number: 90 Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 05, 2005 - 12:41 am: |
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THE HOUSE OF THE MAYOR and LAWCHIC
Lawchic is having tea with a white woman writer named MOON-RIND.
Moon-Rind says that she's in Apple Valley to write a book about the city's history and its inhabitants. LAWCHIC: "Well that sounds very interesting." MOON-RIND: "I figure that if I really want to uncover some secrets in this town--I ought to start scoping out the three groups of people who always know a town's secrets --the lawyers, the doctors and the MAIDS." Lawchic laughed. "Very astute of you, Ms. Moon-Rind." LAW-CHIC doesn't notice the way that MOON-RIND looks at the picture on her desk of her husband, Emanuel Carpenter.
It's just short of....LUSTFUL. But because Lawchic is SO secure in her marriage, she doesn't even notice it. Just then....someone rings the doorbell. Lawchic looks out the window and sees the car of CYNIQUE Unique parked outside.
LAWCHIC: "Gee, Moon. I know I agreed to chat with you about your book project, but I've got a very important client stopping in right now. Cynique Unique." MOON-RIND: "Oh my god! Isn't she the widow of that really famous baseball legend that just died?" LAWCHIC: "That's right---and the reading of the will is coming up. Please excuse us right now. I'll chat with you some other time." MOON-RIND: "No problem. I'll be in touch."
MOON-RIND scores points with Lawchic by ducking out the back way. ___________ CYNIQUE makes her grand entrance, escorted by her manservant--QUINCY.
Lawchic: "Oh Cynique I'm so sorry about your loss." They kiss on the cheek. CYNIQUE: "Well the important thing is the reading of the will." LAWCHIC: "Yes----uhm, it's not scheduled for another two days." CYNIQUE: "I know that, Lawchic--but I'm worried. WORRIED about any sudden surprises that Carey might have left in his will. I understand that there are......LETTERS...and things that could really be embarrassing."
Lawchic really feels that she's been put on the spot. She eyes the treasure chest nervously----frightened by what's in the Last Will and Testament of Carey. Lawchic: "Well, unfortunately CYNIQUE ...I can't tell you a thing until the reading of the will. I'm so sorry." CYNIQUE: "WELLLLLLLL...it's OK. I've just got to get get used to the suspence. But I would like to know if a certain person has been invited to the reading of the will." Lawchic: "A certain person?" CYNIQUE: "Yes---Kola Boof. Is she coming to the reading of the will?" Lawchic: "Well....YES...her name is on the list and we've sent word to her in Africa that we need her to attend."
CYNIQUE froze with rage.
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kola@aalbc.com
Moderator Username: Kola
Post Number: 91 Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 05, 2005 - 12:55 am: |
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VOLTA NILE, AFRICA:
KOLA BOOF is relaxing and sending prayers to CAREY up in heaven when a telegram arrives.
SHE IS ON THE LIST OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ASKED TO ATTEND THE READING of Carey Unique's Will. It saddens her even more....but also it worries her. Because being pregnant makes things much more complicated now. Rightfully...her unborn child could be entitled to millions of dollars and entitled to power-sharing in Carey's corporation. But then again.... WHO IS THE BABY'S DADDY? KOLA tries to retrace her steps: SOLOMON BONES
CAREY
CAREY's son TROY
Dr. Chris Hayden
and her favorite one of all...... ABM
As Florida from GOOD TIMES would say: "Damn, damn, damn!!!" KOLA held her belly in despair, because she'd had so much fun in America that she couldn't possibly know who the father was.
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Post Number: 92 Registered: 02-2005
Rating:  Votes: 1 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 05, 2005 - 01:03 am: |
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TELEGRAM for Dr. Chris Hayden.
Chris Hayden is on the list of those requested to attend the READING of Carey's will.
For some reason, Chris knows in his gut that there's going to be a surprise. Or even something totally devastating. FOR SOMEBODY. His son Braiden Massey asks him if he expects CAREY to leave him any money.
CHRIS: "Sure he will." Braiden's girlfriend, BLEEK ISIS informs both men that she's got very strange vibes about the reading.
BLEEK: "I just get the feeling that something.....something really AWFUL is going to happen." A chill comes over her bones and she braces herself shivering. BLEEK: "If I was you, Dr. Hayden, I wouldn't go." Braiden goes over and hugs his girlfriend to comfort her.
Braiden: "Dad if I were you, I would listen to Bleek Isis. She's usually right on the money about things like this." Chris Hayden has already had his own tremors, however.
He KNOWS that something is going to happen.
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Post Number: 93 Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 05, 2005 - 01:04 am: |
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Post Number: 94 Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 05, 2005 - 01:17 am: |
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The Unique Family POOL.
A_WOMON is trying to chase her blues away by having a swim in the pool.....when all of a sudden ....up walks LAMBD.
HE IS NERVOUS...but anxious.
LAMBD: "Hello there...did you get my card???" A_WOMON replies coldly: "Yes, but there's something I need to talk to you about." SHE DECIDES TO COME OUT OF THE POOL FOR THIS.
A_WOMON: "And I don't think you're going to like it much...but I need to be square with you."
LAMBD: "I'm a big guy--I can take it." A_WOMAN: "I slept with your brother, Solomon two years ago. We had sex up in my bedroom. In fact, he took my virginity." LAMBD gulped hard. He stuck his chest out and said: "I KNOW THAT." A_WOMON laughed. "You know it?" Lambd: "Yeah---I don't care. I like you for who you are, not for who you've slept with. I'm not like the old breed of guys."
A_WOMON: "Well..it's good you should bring up BREEDING...because that's just it. You're not the right class for you and I to be acting lovey dovey." LAMBD: "Oh??? And what's the right class? Isn't love all that really matters?" A_WOMON: "Sure---if you're from a regular blue collar American family with no family lineage and no family name to protect. But if your last name is UNIQUE and you're the daughter of Carey Unique ---then it DOES MATTER who you mate with. I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, I'm just being up front with you. I can't be your girlfriend, Lambd, because you're not good enough." LAMBD: "Daaayuuum. You is a BITCH!!!" A_WOMON: "Please forgive me. I'm sorry. But the rules are the rules--your mother is nothing but a MAID, Lambd. She eats Chitlins." LAMBD: "I eat Chitlins too, Shit." A_WOMON shook her head and walked away.
But as Lambd watched her walk away...he became even more determined to win her. He VOWED silently...to possess her.
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kola@aalbc.com
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Post Number: 95 Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 05, 2005 - 01:35 am: |
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SERENITY ISLAND:
Sadness and longing washed over Kabrina's body like a windsong.
It dawned on her that she had never known love before. The love of a man. His masculine, caring touch. SAD and impressed by the sky... ...she went back to her lonely hotel room on the island.
She took a shower and lay on the bed listening to some JOHN COLTRANE. {2942,kabrina} And slowly, gently...as the tide of the sea ebbed into a lavender night sky.... ....she Fell Asleep. And into her dreams...came the most beautiful creature she had ever lain eyes. His voice calling her name like a soothing Thunder. His crawl, his skin...his very heart beating in its CRAVING for her.
THINKING OF ABM...Kabrina began to touch herself... ...and calmly, resoundly, the TIDE washed in, touching the shores of her flesh.
IT WAS A DREAM....that consumed and healed her body. The crashing eternity of sweetest earth, rising inside her moist vagina like ivory sheets of heaven. Wet...crashing. And ABM coming for her...leaping across eternity and across all adversity ....to LOVE her.
TO LOVE HER.........
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kola@aalbc.com
Moderator Username: Kola
Post Number: 96 Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 05, 2005 - 01:37 am: |
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MEANWHILE... ABM checked into a hotel on the other side of the island.
It would take him maybe a day or two to find KABRINA UNIQUE. But he was determined to do it. HE HAD TO FIND HER!!!
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kola@aalbc.com
Moderator Username: Kola
Post Number: 97 Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 05, 2005 - 02:00 am: |
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A_WOMON had a secret place that she'd always go to whenever she needed to get advice or to escape.
It was just across the street from her family's mansion. THE MANSION OF MOLLY NIXON.
Molly had become like a favorite AUNTIE of A_WOMON's. She was rich and totally SNOBBY--which was where A_WOMON got a lot of it over the years growing up across the street. MOLLY was also the daughter of a former President of the United States. A_WOMON: "Molly!!! Molly are you home!?" MOLLY: "Yes--I'm in the den. Come on in." Of course when AWOMON walked in....MOLLY was on the floor with one of her dogs, laughing and wrestling the poor creature.
To be such a SNOB socialite--Molly Nixon could be so loving and playful with her pet animals. Just not with people. MOLLY NIXON: "Come on in. You're 21 now and your daddy's DEAD. How's it feel, kiddo??" AWOMON: "It sucks." MOLLY laughed and took a good look at AWOMON.
She noticed that something was really bothering the girl. MOLLY: "What is it???" A_WOMON: "Well...it's this guy. He really likes me....AND...I'm fighting it, but I really like him, too." MOLLY: "What guy? You haven't told me about any guy." AWOMON: "Well...one of Mama Linda's sons." MOLLY: "The one that fucked you a few years ago??" A_WOMON: "No...another one. Lambd. The football star at the University." MOLLY smirked and waved her hand away. MOLLY: "Not good enough, AWOMON. You're a Unique, sweetie. You're out of his league. You should be courting the kind of men who belong in your class." A_WOMON: "But that's just the problem, MOLLY. Where am I going to find a man like that? I mean...I am ready to start seriously dating and...hopefully thinking about marriage." MOLLY laughed. A_WOMON: "What's so funny?" MOLLY: "I've already been talking to a certain gentleman about you. A rich, debonair good looking BLACK gentleman who owns a major corporation in Switzerland." A_WOMON: "You're kidding!! And you told him about ME and he's interested in courting?" MOLLY: "Of course he is, A_WOMON. I've been grooming you for years now...getting you ready for the day when you can meet that right man. And now that you're 21...it's time that you and he meet." A_WOMON: "Oh my god. Who is he?" MOLLY went over to her desk and pulled out a file with a photograph inside. MOLLY: "His name is Tiberius Rossmore. He owns a pharmaceutical lab in Switzerland. His wife was committed to a mental institution three years ago. He's been alone every since. I told him about you and he asked me to keep an eye on your developement. Your grooming stage. Would you like to talk to him on the phone?" A_WOMON stared at Molly in disbelief. This was all too much.
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kola@aalbc.com
Moderator Username: Kola
Post Number: 98 Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 05, 2005 - 02:07 am: |
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SWITZERLAND....
TIBERIUS ROSSMORE is just coming into his office when the phone rings.
He picks up on the third ring. "This is Tiberius Rossmore." _________ On the other end in the U.S. A_WOMON nearly pees on herself!! She giggles and hangs the phone up.
MOLLY laughs and says, "You silly girl! I knew you'd be a scared-D-cat!" A_WOMON: "Well, he doesn't sound like a regular guy like LAMBD...he's like a big old MAN type MAN. Like my father." MOLLY: "Yes, A_WOMON....a very RICH man. A mover and a shaker. A man with the right name and the right breeding. The perfect husband material for a young, tender girl like you. But of course...I lied and told him that you're a virgin." A_WOMON: "Well, that's fine. I mean ..technically....I AM still a virgin."
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kola@aalbc.com
Moderator Username: Kola
Post Number: 99 Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 05, 2005 - 02:16 am: |
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LAWCHIC woke up and got out of bed.
She went down to the study....haunted and bothered by all the powerful secrets and admonitions inside CAREY's will box.
She remembered the LETTER and Carey's impassioned begging voice. "A_WOMON must never..ever KNOW."
Lawchic had given her oath--her promise to take the secret to her grave.
Carey had said: "It means everything to her...to be a Unique, to have the right blood and the right name--the right background. It would kill her if she found out that she's adopted. That she's not really a Unique. But the daughter...of a back alley." Lawchic came to tears---just thinking about the devastation and pain that would rock A_WOMON's world if she were ever to find out....that there was nothing UNIQUE about her.
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kola@aalbc.com
Moderator Username: Kola
Post Number: 100 Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 05, 2005 - 02:36 am: |
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MOON-RIND went to Molly Nixon's house and knocked on the door.
SHE WANTED SOME GODDAMNED MONEY. The maid let her in. MAID: "Ms. Nixon's out back with one of her dogs." _______________ MOON-RIND walked through the livingroom and out towards the back.
Molly Nixon began calling out from somewhere in the back. MOLLY: "A_WOMON...is that you again, darling?" MOON-RIND walked right outside and found MOLLY with one of her dogs.
MOON: "No bitch...it's me. Your worst nightmare. Moon-Rind." SHOCKED to her senses...MOLLY looked up and realized that it was her former sister-in-law, MOON-RIND! The person who had been blackmailing her for quite some time now. MOLLY: "What do YOU want?"
MOON: "I want some money, Molly--and if I don't get it, your face is going to be splashed in every newspaper and tabloid rag from N.Y. to L.A. by tomrrow evening. I've still got that little videotape you know."
MOLLY: "You evil...evil...white trash BITCH!" MOON-RIND: "You can call all the names you want...but I don't care about you being the President's daughter once upon a time. I want ONE HUNDRED THOUSDAND DOLLARS...and I want it NOW!!!" MOLLY: "You are just so fucking jealous of me, aren't you? You're pathetic!! You actually think I'm about to give a dyke like you even two cents!" MOON-RIND: "OH...is that right?" Carefully, slowly, MOON-RIND removed her camcorder from her bag.
MOLLY SCREAMED!!! MOON-RIND: "Do you want the whole world to know about you Molly? Do you want them to see this videotape? Do you want your little make believe niece A_WOMON to find out what kind of pervert you are?" MOON-RIND played the footage: MOLLY SCREEEEEAAAAAAAAMED!!! It was definitely her. From 5 years ago.
MOON-RIND looked Molly in the face. "I want ONE HUNDRED THOUSDAND dollars bitch. And I want it by Monday morning...or the world is going to see what you're really all about."
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kola@aalbc.com
Moderator Username: Kola
Post Number: 101 Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 05, 2005 - 02:39 am: |
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KEEPERS OF THE FLAME is not written by Kola Boof. PLEASE NOTE: "Keepers of the Flame" Serial Boards Secret staff writers offer up this addictive tongue-in-cheek internet soap opera, complete with photographs and exciting plot twists. (Moderator Posting Only) Don't miss Monday's exciting episode of
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