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Mrs_hart
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Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 07:23 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Originally Posted by KOLA BOOF on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 01:11 am:

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Hi All,

I'm going to be absent for a while.

I just found out today that apparently there's going to be a public showdown between myself and Osama's sister-in-law Carmen Bin Ladin--and there's nothing I can do to stop it, because the WHITE MEDIA and the "Black MALE Media" are really dying to see me get my ass kicked.

Her book came out last year and basically set the stage for her to try and discredit my experiences with her brother-in-law (she only knew him for maybe a weekend to 5 days---I knew him 6 months).

A "brotha" who writes for EUR-web is already sending around an email stating that he can't wait to see "pretty" Carmen whip that bitter man-hating African bitch's ass.

This is very unfortunate, but of course, whatever she can dish out, I can knock it to the floor.

And the sistas in D.C. who used to wear blow pops in their hair know damned well that this chick is NO MATCH for Kola. Thank you my sistas for making me so tough and bitchy--because it comes in handy.

I imagine that others in Osama's family will attempt to get their digs in as well. I really don't know.

But my sons need a lot of attention, and I don't feel like being drained and zapped by the sudden group of Kola haters who've descended on this board to start the stoning process.

I wrote an excellent book. I wrote it from two places---from my heart and at God's feet.

It is MY TRUTH, as honest and raw as I could compose it. And at the same time, it's "art"---and at the same time---it rises up and honors The Black Woman.

I am neither GOD nor perfect, but at the very core of any and everything I do....is sincerity.

Which is why I have the ability to zapp people so deeply. Because all I do is turn what I FEEL....into a "feeling" that they can FEEL.

My goal is always, always for our people.

I love those of you who support me. Some of you I was able to name in my book during Acknowledgements.

I love you and need you so much...and the only reason that I am able to be an artist..is because you inspire me.

Thank you from the inward floors of my heart.

Not just Carmen and the possible other Bin Ladens...but a ton of people from all corners are about to launch massive "JUMPS" on me...and I have to go away and get prepared.

I may feel different in two days and come back. I don't know. But right now, I am very sad, and have to overcome it...so that I can be competent for my sons....and I have to energize myself to deal with great, great criticism and slander.

Bless you for blessing me,

KOLA
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Why, isn't this warm and fuzzy. Sweet and innocent young thing states that she is confused about why posters are harping on her.....

IMPORTANT: START HERE http://www.thumperscorner.com/discus/messages/179/9072.html?1136858367

Well let me see....I come to a board where the author of said books about her life is ACTIVELY cursing out other people on the board and posting pornography at the same time.

This person wants others to view her in the same realm as Alice Walker? I have only been here a few days, and have seen you wildly go from extreme to extreme. You cursed me out the first time I ever posted on this board. And you state that you want people to EDUCATE themselves?

Well, guess what? YOU ARE EDUCATING US. You have educated us that people of the African continent are completely OUT OF THEIR MINDS.

You have educated us that you have been under psychiatric care----and one doesn't miss the point WHY.

I can't imagine Oprah Winfrey, Maya Angelou or Alice Walker going off on rampages on public boards and using unwarranted profanity and displaying pornographic pictures.

You are COMPLETELY unprofessional and DESPERATELY unhinged.

As I have stated before, I had never heard of you until I came here a few days ago. Your manic and looney behavior and short fuse are absolutely weird and pathetic.

Think of what people would think if Oprah, Maya or Alice Walker were completely unhinged and behaving this way in public?

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Roxie
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Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 08:04 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

#1) Kola IS NOT any of those women, nor does she want anyone to tink she is. It is not very wise to compare her to those women since they have little in common in matters of cultural upbringing, experiences, goals in life, and THE FACT THAT ALL THREE ARE RESPECTIVELY 10-30 YEARS HER SENIOR.

#2) Kola DID always say that some people always expect her to be like whatever they've seen before and that they will like her. And you're proof to that. She's not here to fulfill EVERYBODY's expectations.

#3) If your a journalist in diguise, I'm on to you. Remeber, this is ROXIE. On the record. :P :P
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Mrs_hart
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Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 08:15 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

http://www.thumperscorner.com/discus/messages/179/9072.html?1136858367

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Cynique
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Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 09:16 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

It's no use arguing with members of the kola cult, Mrs. Hart. She has perfected the art of telling vulnerable malcontented people what they want to hear and to them she can do no wrong. Kola is not a demon but she is devious and self-serving. C'est la Vie.
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Mrs_hart
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Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 10:45 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

#1) Kola IS NOT any of those women,---YOU'VE GOT THAT RIGHT!

*nor does she want anyone to tink she is.---YES, SHE DOES WANT PEOPLE TO "TINK" SHE IS. SHE HAS MUSED ABOUT AS MUCH HERSELF.

It is not very wise to compare her to those women since they have little in common in matters of cultural upbringing, experiences, goals in life,---AGAIN, YOU ARE CORRECT! KOLA BOOF HAS NO SENSE AND IS VERY SADLY OUT OF LEAGUE WITH THESE WONDERFUL WOMEN.

*and THE FACT THAT ALL THREE ARE RESPECTIVELY 10-30 YEARS HER SENIOR.----AGE MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHEN IT COMES TO COMMON COURTESY AND DECENCY.


#2) Kola DID always say that some people always expect her to be like whatever they've seen before and that they will like her.---SINCE I NEVER HEARD OF KOLA BOOF BEFORE COMING HERE A FEW DAYS AGO, YOU ARE MOST INCORRECT. AS TO OTHER PEOPLE HAVING "EXPECTATIONS" OF KOLA BOOF---A HELL OF A LOT OF PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS AND DON'T CARE!

*And you're proof to that.---I'M PROOF OF A DECENT AND MATURE ADULT. I DON'T FEEL IT'S NECESSARY TO GO OFF THE DEEP END BY USING VULGAR LANGUAGE AND POST PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE JUST DON'T LIE DOWN AND ACCEPT WHAT YOU SAY, BUT ACTUALLY QUESTION YOU--

*She's not here to fulfill EVERYBODY's expectations. ----BELIEVE ME WITH ALL OF THE PROFANITY AND PORNOGRAPHIC PICTURES, HER EXPECTATIONS OF HERSELF AND OTHERS ARE PRETTY LOW. YOU CAN'T HAVE EXPECTATIONS OF A PERSON UNKNOWN TO YOU AND WHO CANNOT EXPLAIN HERSELF IN A DECENT AND INTELLIGENT MANNER.

#3) If your a journalist in diguise, I'm on to you. ---YOU'VE GOT ME THERE, HONEY. I AM DEFINITELY AFRAID THAT SOMEBODY BEHIND A COMPUTER KEYBOARD IS "ON TO ME."

*Remeber, this is ROXIE. On the record. ---DON'T KNOW YOU AND DON'T CARE EITHER.
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Schakspir
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Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 12:57 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Kola is a racist cartoon character dreamed up by Chuck Jones and Friz Freleng. Just recently she was revamped and retooled by R. Crumb. Her real name is Angelfood McSpade. In fact you can see her baby pics(before radical facial reconstruction)right here:

http://www.ferris.edu/htmls/news/jimcrow/cartoons/55.jpg

http://www.ferris.edu/htmls/news/jimcrow/cartoons/56.jpg

Seems like she was fooling us all along.
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Roxie
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Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 01:34 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Ms.hart,

I don't give a sh** about you either. But clearly kola is a serious threat to you if you are spending this much effort to discredit her.

see ya! : p
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Cynique
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Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 03:18 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

And clearly kola is a false idol to you, rox, cuz you spend so much time kissing her ass. Boy, is it fun being the clean-up hitter. LMAO.
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Prettybabygirl
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Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 07:27 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

It's impossible to read any of Kola Boof's books and not immediately think of Alice Walker, Toni Morrison and Gloria Naylor. The woman is gifted and she certainly brings to mind those women.

In her heydey, Maya Angelou was just as raucous and outspoken as Kola Boof. Let's not forget that Maya Angelous was a "stripper" and a "pimp"--stories she's recounted several times in her autobiographies.

Lastly, more than one person has compared Kola Boof to Toni Morrison. Derrick Bell and the writer of an Africana.Com story are only two that I think of, but I've heard many people make the comparison.

Kola is quite a bit younger and louder than those women. But I think that's her appeal.

I have to agree with my hubby. This mass attacking of Kola is working in her favor.



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Cynique
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Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 08:22 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Who is your hubby? Kola's publisher? zzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Cynique
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Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 09:16 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

And, prettybabygirl, I wouldn't be surprised if the real reason kola has gone into hiding, aside from trying to create more interest in her book, is because she's too embarassed for you to find out about the other face of the devious kola boof. And more and more your posts are starting to sound like a blurb for kola's new novel. Well, I won't be buying a copy of this book because I refuse to be a pawn in this marketing ploy. fugiddaboutit.
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Ntfs_encryption
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Posted on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 - 01:42 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Cynique wrote: Well, I won't be buying a copy of this book because I refuse to be a pawn in this marketing ploy. fugiddaboutit.

So these means you are not a Kola disciple...?
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Cynique
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Posted on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 - 09:30 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Are you serious? Kola has really never been anything but a bad joke to me.

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