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Chrishayden
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 3151
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 21, 2006 - 02:38 pm: | 
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I just ate two buscuits piled with pork sausage and bacon and I'm zonin' out! What shall I do?
Lay off the butter next time? |
Ntfs_encryption
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 1294
Registered: 10-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 21, 2006 - 03:06 pm: |
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Do an hour of cardio after work and eat a large bowl of Oatmeal for dinner. You'll be fine. Trust me... |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 6160
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 21, 2006 - 03:32 pm: |
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Follow this up with a big helping of pancakes swimming in syrup. Then ask for extra cream in your coffee. |
Chrishayden
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 3153
Registered: 03-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 21, 2006 - 03:35 pm: |
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Halp! I was feeling okay so I did it again! |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 2407
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 21, 2006 - 04:10 pm: |
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Back away from the food  |
Renata
Veteran Poster
Username: Renata
Post Number: 1630
Registered: 08-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 21, 2006 - 10:34 pm: |
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Pork sausage and bacon making you sick? Sounds like you may have high blood pressure. Many people in my family have it. Don't eat that crap! Or processed foods or anything with salt. That shit will kill you. |
Doberman23
Veteran Poster
Username: Doberman23
Post Number: 636
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 22, 2006 - 06:35 pm: |
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that sounds pretty good right about now. |
Igbogirl
Veteran Poster
Username: Igbogirl
Post Number: 731
Registered: 09-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 22, 2006 - 07:29 pm: |
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Expose your luscious black hose, let Mzuri suck on it and you should be just fine
Mzuri: get on your KNEES, bitch! |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 2447
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 12:27 am: |
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Who are you calling a bitch you fucking trollop? Suck on this, you monkey ass slut. |
Toubobie
Regular Poster
Username: Toubobie
Post Number: 94
Registered: 08-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 05:03 am: |
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chris,
you're a suit-wearing lawyer who eats pork, lard, and biscuits?
what next? do you have male tits with a matching gut, as well? ... chris if you're pudgy, is it true what they say about fat men and sex? 2 minutes then it's over?
Ladies, has any of you ever boned or tried to bone a fat, nasty man? What was it like? |
Libralind2
Regular Poster
Username: Libralind2
Post Number: 400
Registered: 09-2004
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 05:40 pm: |
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This is true..I was dating a man so big, ONCE, LONG LONG ago..that when he laid on top of me..I looked through the mirror on the dresser in front of the bed, and all I could see were my feet...
anonymous |
Igbogirl
Veteran Poster
Username: Igbogirl
Post Number: 747
Registered: 09-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 05:43 pm: |
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That's sad, Libra. I hate fat men. Now, a man with a FAT COCK? That's a whole other story.  |
Libralind2
Regular Poster
Username: Libralind2
Post Number: 401
Registered: 09-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 05:48 pm: |
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rofllll..lawd
smh
LiLi |
Igbogirl
Veteran Poster
Username: Igbogirl
Post Number: 748
Registered: 09-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 05:56 pm: |
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Now, THAT's what I'm talkin' about if I ever mention 'pork sausage.' |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 2460
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 06:59 pm: |
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What Ever Stanky!
With your silly orangutan ass.
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