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Chrishayden
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Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 3091
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 - 01:08 pm: | 
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WATCH OUT, OPRAH!
REBECCA De MORNAY
To star in a new surfing show. December 13, 2006 -- 'THOUGH AN arrow is always ap proaching its target, it never quite gets there, and Saint Sebastian died of fright," writes Tom Stoppard.
Speaking of fear, the unstoppable Kitty Kelley - she of the legion of books showing us that our idols all have feet of clay - is off on a quest that might be her last. Could anyone attack, analyze, dissect and come up against the great all-American phenomenon that is Oprah and live to fight another day afterward?
Kitty has had plenty of turn-downs from editors and publishers who are afraid even to speak with her after they know about her latest project. But rumor has it that the Crown publishing house will allow Kitty to forge ahead giving Oprah the same treatment that she gave Jackie Kennedy, Elizabeth Taylor, Frank Sinatra, Nancy Reagan, the Bush dynasty and the British royals. (You really have to be "somebody" to catch Kitty's attention.)
I've had my own ups and downs with Kitty, including her inclusion of me in Nancy Reagan's biography at a time when I hardly even knew Mrs. Reagan, so finding myself therein was ludicrous. But the fact remains that Kitty is an excellent reporter and ruthless digger, and no famous person is safe once she gets them in her sights.
I spoke of Kitty's reportorial talents this week with someone I admire. The "someone" said, "Yes, but I think we make a mistake when we judge people on their talents. It is their character that makes the difference in the long run." Question: Will Oprah Winfrey stand still for Kitty Kelley?
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Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 6894
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 - 01:43 pm: |
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It will be interesting to see HOW Kelley pulls off a juicy tell-all on Oprah. Because I read that Oprah makes EVERYONE with whom she closesly associates - friends, employees, contractors/consultant/vendors - sign LIFETIME non-disclosure agreement that require that they NEVER speak or write about her personal affairs. |
Chrishayden
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Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 3093
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 - 01:47 pm: |
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Abm:
And after you are no longer on the payroll how does she enforce these agreements?
I know what would happen if I had signed one--I'd be right back in her face telling her that in light of these new developments we need to renegotiate--and if anything happens to me my attorney has my affidavit about what I saw you and Gail doing out by the pool, so don't get cute, sister.
Hush money time! |
Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 6895
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 - 02:06 pm: |
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Chris,
I don't know. You're the one with the law degree, counselor.
I'm figuring the agreements are enforceable, though, perhaps things would get tricky if the enforcement of the agreements somehow precluded former employees/contractors from earning a living. |
Cynique
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Username: Cynique
Post Number: 6041
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 - 02:55 pm: |
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Oprah's conjoined twin Gayle recently said that "O" has made her promise that if she dies before her, the first thing Gayle is to do is to immediately get O's journals and burn them - instructions that seem to be indicative of how incriminating Oprah's true feelings about a lot of things might be. The fact that Tom Cruise snubbed her by not inviting her to his wedding also seems to hint that for some reason he and her fell out in the aftermath of his couch jumping episode on her show. There are probably a few grudge-holders out there who were not hired by "O" but who have a pipe-line to information about her, and they might have some interesting tidbits to share with the notorious Kitty for a price. |
Renata
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Username: Renata
Post Number: 1590
Registered: 08-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 - 08:51 pm: |
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Who the hell is Kitty Kelley?
That sounds like a porn name. |
Mzuri
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Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 2306
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 - 09:19 pm: |
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Please Jehovah Hear My Prayer,
This Christmas Season (If Not Sooner),
Please Deliver To Renata's House,
(You Know The One, In The ATL)
An Adult Brain That Actually Functions,
Like A Normal Adult Person's Brain,
With Some Knowledge Embedded In It,
For Her To Draw Upon,
She Really Really Needs Help,
Do It For Me Please Jehovah,
In The Name Of Jesus
Amen
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Renata
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Username: Renata
Post Number: 1591
Registered: 08-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 - 09:33 pm: |
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LOLOLOL....bitch, please.
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Mzuri
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Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 2307
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 - 09:35 pm: |
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How can you call me a bitch after I prayed to Jehovah to give your stupid ass a functioning brain? You ain't right. |
Renata
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Username: Renata
Post Number: 1594
Registered: 08-2005
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 - 10:01 pm: |
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I don't care what you ask your god for. Ask him to help you stop fornicating like a common streetwalker first, and if he can accomplish THAT feat, we'll talk. |
Cynique
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Username: Cynique
Post Number: 6048
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 - 10:23 pm: |
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Remember, Mzuri, renata is from the school of thought that scoffs at anybody or anything she hasn't heard of, and in this case, she seems incapable of deducing things from the context of the article. Even if she couldn't do that, if she was curious enough to post the question, why didn't she just look Kitty's name up on the internet to get the answer?? LOL. |
Renata
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Username: Renata
Post Number: 1598
Registered: 08-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 - 10:42 pm: |
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LOL...good shots both.
Actually, I wasn't scoffing at Ms. Kelley, just her name. Sounds like a porn name, I don't care what her actual job is. |
Cynique
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Username: Cynique
Post Number: 6052
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 - 10:52 pm: |
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Kitty Kelley is a famous author who writes "tell-all" unauthorized biographies of celebrities. |
Mzuri
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Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 2308
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 - 11:13 pm: |
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Renata - How am I fornicating, dumbdumb? And HTF do you know what I'm doing or who I'm screwing anyway?
Ms. C - I know I'm not the brightest bulb on the tree but we need to get one of those boardie simpleton IQ tests before people can be permitted to post. Some of the questions this do-do bird asks are just pathetic. What is the CBC? Duh! |
Cynique
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Username: Cynique
Post Number: 6056
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 - 11:28 pm: |
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I don't know, Mzuri. You seem pretty bright to me.  |
Renata
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Username: Renata
Post Number: 1599
Registered: 08-2005
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Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 - 11:41 pm: |
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So, I guess u lie about the sex u have and how u dohn't want to get tied to one when u can have one for a while......blah, blah, whatever. I ain't tripping. I really don't care who you sleep with. i just hate HYPOCRITES. For all ur talk agains "sluts" u'd think u'd stop BEING one.
Just don't mention me to ur god. If he can't help christians be christ like, it's hardly likely I have a use for him. it's not my goal in life to be some bitter self-righteous fundie troll, so i guess it just isn't for m. |
Lil_ze
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Username: Lil_ze
Post Number: 601
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 14, 2006 - 02:59 am: |
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the reason oprah has so many people sworn to keep secrets, is because oprah is a disgusting,fat, man-hating, women-praising lesbian, non-children having cow.
oprah is scared to death that her "beloved public" (white america, and simple negroes) will actually discover the TRUTH about her.
oprah is a LIAR, of the highest sort.
she hates men, and is a LOVER of women.
oprah is just the kind of "black-woman" that the white "powers that be" in t.v. land, want to see achieve greatness.
and her "masters" in t.v. land have seen this through.
think about this.
if oprah is the "zeinith" of t.v. land, and had hundreds of MILLIONS of dollars.
how much do you think the "white men" that control t.v. have made off of oprah?
BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
oprah is a LESBIAN (imo) pawn. nothing more. |
Mzuri
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Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 2309
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 14, 2006 - 07:13 am: |
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Renata - Get a grip. I rarely if ever discuss my sex life on this forum since it's nobody's concern. FYI - I'm damn near fifty years old, so yes, I have been thru a couple of men. Who hasn't? Trust me, my sexual history is anything but slutty, so you can stop hatin now. And stop pulling bullshit about me being a liar and a hypocrite out of your ass - it just makes you seem more stupid than you already are.
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Mzuri
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Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 2310
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 14, 2006 - 07:14 am: |
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Thank you Cynique. I'm sure that some of your brilliance has rubbed off on me |
Mzuri
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Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 2311
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 14, 2006 - 07:18 am: |
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Lil Z calling folks simple negroes. That's funny. |
Renata
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Username: Renata
Post Number: 1602
Registered: 08-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 14, 2006 - 10:57 pm: |
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meh. |
Renata
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Username: Renata
Post Number: 1603
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 14, 2006 - 11:00 pm: |
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liz ze. there nothing wrong with women who don't wish to be human incubators. She doesn't want kids and is able to make sure she doesn't pop them out year after year like so many others...beats abortion. |
Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 6906
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 11:11 am: |
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Renata,
Your "human incubator" is a rather 'interesting' way to describe pregnancy. |
Yvettep
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Username: Yvettep
Post Number: 1457
Registered: 01-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 02:13 pm: |
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Speaking as someone who has been pregnant, I presume, eh AMB? LOL. |
Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 6909
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 03:28 pm: |
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Yvettep,
Well. Of course I've never been pregnant. But I have impregnated a woman. Yet I wouldn't refer to myself as, say, a human inseminator. |
Renata
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Username: Renata
Post Number: 1605
Registered: 08-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 08:00 pm: |
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Don't get me wrong, I personally LOVED being pregnant...it was the birth that was hell...but I wouldn't pop out babies just because it's EXPECTED of me as a woman. My son was planned and still came 5 years earlier than he was supposed to. Too many children are neglected and abused right now for more to be born "just because I'm a woman and should have a baby." I really admire and respect people who know they don't want a child and don't have any.
Maybe it has a lot to do with my old neighborhood....women who didn't want children, and had 5 or 6 because their new boyfriend's mama wants a grandchild. Dumbasses.
My family is trying to push me into having another baby. Why? Well, "it would just be nice to have two kids". Nice for WHOM? I tell them maybe they should have two kids since it would be so nice. |
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