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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 5894
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 01, 2006 - 06:52 pm: | 
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Someone forwarded this to me. Below for your perusal is something for those of us who are maxed out on the conflict the use of the n-word gives rise to.
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit,
horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!
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Latina_wi
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Username: Latina_wi
Post Number: 75
Registered: 08-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 01, 2006 - 06:55 pm: |
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'Fuck' is also a very versatile word (excuse my french lol).
My ex-boyfriend does an english language degree and there is a particular word used for it's vareity.
Can't think of it right now, but got this from online encyclopedia:
"In contemporary usage, the versatility of the word is such that it can be used as a transitive verb (he fucks her), intransitive verb (she fucks quite often), noun (he is a silly fuck), adverb (this car won't fucking drive), adverb enhancing an adjective (his dog is fucking crazy), interjection (where the fuck did this come from?), or an exclamation (Fuck!). Fuck is also one of the few words in English commonly used as an infix, as in absofuckinglutely, infuckingcredible, and congratufuckinglations along with several other expletive infixes."
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Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 2228
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 01, 2006 - 07:46 pm: |
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They forgot about shit-got-damn!!! That's one of my favorite shitty expressions  |
Yukio
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Username: Yukio
Post Number: 1490
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, December 02, 2006 - 01:23 pm: |
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what about Bernie Mack's brilliant, to use Mzuri's word, use of "mother fucka" in Kings of Comedy? |
Chrishayden
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Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 3054
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 - 01:20 pm: |
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When I was freezing in that hellhole over the weekend, I prayed for you, Cynique.
It appears that my prayers went unheeded. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 5915
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 - 04:00 pm: |
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You know, chrishayden, I was just musing that, unlike others expressing their relief that you were OK, I was thinking it's too bad you didn't get stuck in a snow bank and freeze your balls off, if indeed you have any. |
Mzuri
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Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 2246
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 - 04:31 pm: |
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 5917
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 - 05:44 pm: |
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How sweet. Mzuri and chrishayden. Together at last! |
Mzuri
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Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 2247
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 - 06:11 pm: |
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LOL! |
Chrishayden
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Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 3060
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 - 01:09 pm: |
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Cynique:
My balls are right there. And okay. I am cupping and fondling them right now, and thinking, with set jaw and steely gaze that Cynique and Osama Bin Laden will not get THESE!
If, by chance I should lose them, understand I have no need of balls.
I am a Holyman. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 5924
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 - 03:30 pm: |
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Holy man, hell, chrishayden. Who cares about your delusions or that your ol shriveled up balls are still lodged in your fat crotch. Yuk. |
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