An Original Poem For Mr. Schakspir fr...

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Author Message   Mzuri "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Mzuri Post Number: 1940 Registered: 01-2006 Rating:  Votes: 8 (Vote!) Posted on Sunday, October 15, 2006 - 11:31 am:        Mr. Schakspir: I have written an atrocious parody poem for you. I hope you like it. THE WINDOWS OF MY POPCORN TUMBLEWEEDS I am a pillow filled with concrete and broken glass my teeth have soulful eyes and when I eat the airplane I see your inner beginnings tempted frazzled and burnt rocky Rice-A-Roni The ocean tree is dancing swirling around a can of Chicken of the Flowers fantastical multi-colored hard-boiled cabbage toothpicks with peanut butter soldiers drive me away I am the jellyfish god chrome spinner rims in my heart the popcorn of my ankles dances thru the corn rows of his futile boondocks cinnamon thoughts cloud my tangerine optics Smack dab in the middle of the void of the desert tumbleweeds and stickerbushes blow thru the empty spaces of my cradling sofa baskets mushrooms topped with creamy black whipped cream My eyes taste your glowing candle light doorways my teeth see the fire of the edge of mass absurdity Ghana Barbie hates being beautiful and the still water hears the laughter of my macaroni and cheese   Cynique "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Cynique Post Number: 5567 Registered: 01-2004 Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) Posted on Sunday, October 15, 2006 - 12:16 pm:        The cost of kola's book $5.00. The cost of a ticket to her concert: $2.50 The cost of Mzuri's parody: PRICELESS! LMAO.   Schakspir Veteran Poster Username: Schakspir Post Number: 735 Registered: 12-2005 Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) Posted on Sunday, October 15, 2006 - 01:47 pm:        Brilliant. Fantastic. Kola herself could never have done better.   Moonsigns Veteran Poster Username: Moonsigns Post Number: 1562 Registered: 07-2004 Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) Posted on Sunday, October 15, 2006 - 04:32 pm:        LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!