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Chrishayden
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Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 2808
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 - 03:40 pm: | 
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First Black President--bah!
So all Black people are crazed sex freaks!
Move over Mark Foley! If Bill gets back in the White House he'll bend a few pages himself!
Clinton had eyes for Demi, says Kutcher
Monday Oct 2 10:00 AEST
Former US president Bill Clinton tried to 'hit on' actress Demi Moore, her husband Ashton Kutcher has said.
Kutcher, the star of the hit MTV show Punk'd, told chat host Jay Leno that Clinton made eyes at his superstar wife during a recent function.
Kutcher said although the three were all sat at a table next to each other he felt like "the invisible man".
IMAGE SEARCH: Demi and Ashton
Kutcher says Clinton didn't say one word to him the whole evening as he was so engrossed with Ghost actress Moore.
"I met Bill Clinton once but he didn't really talk — he was hitting on my wife," Kutcher told Leno.
The 28-year-old Butterfly Effect actor — who celebrated his first wedding anniversary with Moore, 43, on Sunday — said Clinton completely ignored him as he chatted to Demi.
"I don't think he looked at me the whole time," Kutcher said.
"I was like the guy that wasn't there."
Splash News/Snapper Media9 NEWSWATCH
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Nolanfane
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Username: Nolanfane
Post Number: 98
Registered: 09-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 - 03:51 pm: |
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LOL!!!
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Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 6514
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 - 04:47 pm: |
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That's cause Ashton a gotdayam KID!
Seriously. Even if Clinton wasn't trynah nail Demi (which I'm sure he was), what the hell would the former leader of the free world have to say to a frickin' Ashton Kutcher (for Christ Sake!). |
Chrishayden
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Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 2813
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 - 04:58 pm: |
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Damned if that hillbilly wouldn't have took his thang out and started whacking it if he thought he could have gotten away with it. |
Mzuri
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Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 1727
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 - 05:00 pm: |
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I agree with ABM - in the grand scheme of things, Ashton Kutcher is a nobody. I couldn't imagine him carrying on an intelligent conversation with President Clinton, or anyone else for that matter. He's an actor - a puppet on a string - nothing more. |
Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 6515
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 - 05:13 pm: |
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Mzuri,
Honestly. If I'm Clinton, I'm telling Ashton to STFU, giving him a $20 and ordering him to run get me a deluxe pack of condoms to use on Demi. |
Cynique
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Username: Cynique
Post Number: 5368
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 - 06:38 pm: |
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Ol Bubba's horniness makes good material for standup comedians and Clinton haters but let's get real. The man is not crazy. Would he actually get himself into another compromising position and ruin his place in history and his wife's chances for a run at the president? I think not. And I believe a lot of women flatter themselves into thinking that he is flirting with them just because of his reputation. Hating Clinton is one thing. Believing he is a fool is something else again. |
Chrishayden
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Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 2815
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 - 12:24 pm: |
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He has gotten himself into that position so many times as to prove it is pathological--just like that pedophile Congressman has been emailing teenagers from rehab.
Can't stop. Won't stop. His d*ck thinks FOR him. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 5378
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 - 01:08 pm: |
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So you say, chrishayden. We shall see. I'm bettin on Clinton because his vision is not clouded by blind hatred or chronic stupidity. |
Chrishayden
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Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 2821
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 - 01:17 pm: |
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His vision is fine, it's just he gets poontang all up in his nose and by golly he jes cain't think straight--just like they say Negroes izz.
I will give him one thing--at least he goes for females above the age of consent--all he apparently requires is that they are still breathing, or at least that they haven't been dead more than a few hours.
Who knows, Nique. If he does an appearance in your area and you got a couple of cheeseburgers on you.... |
Cynique
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Username: Cynique
Post Number: 5382
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 - 01:33 pm: |
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Now it all makes sense, chrishayden. You're jealous of Clinton. You wanna be him, instead of the loser that you are. zzzzzzzzzzzz |
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