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Semperfemme
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Username: Semperfemme
Post Number: 67
Registered: 07-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 13, 2006 - 01:51 pm: | 
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To lighten the mood *adjusts collar* I thought it'd be great for us girls to bring down the jokes on all the things our boyfriends/husbands do that drive us crazy;
I'll start-
Sweetie,
1. Please stop leaving your boxer shorts on the bathroom floor. I've slipped and hurt myself twice already and I can't sue you for workmans comp if I break something.
2. Stop putting our cats head in your mouth. I know it's funny, but she's starting to act traumatized.
3. Well...I told you not to pick the snake up until 3 or 4 days AFTER he has eaten. It is now day two, THAT'S why you have half digested rat juices all over yourself. You should be proud.
4. I think it's great how my conditioners and shampoos make your hair so soft and shiny; however, it'd be nice if you'd REPLACE stuff once in awhile. |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 1356
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 13, 2006 - 02:50 pm: |
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5. Damn baby, you know I love you but we've made love four times today and it's not even noon yet. Can we PLEASE save some for later?  |
Semperfemme
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Username: Semperfemme
Post Number: 68
Registered: 07-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 13, 2006 - 02:54 pm: |
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Mzuri: I now officially hate you. I WISH I had that problem. LOL! |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 1357
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 13, 2006 - 02:59 pm: |
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Don't hate. Just study the Kama Sutra, Chanda Tantra, Ananga Ranga and Perfumed Garden - and you too can have your man begging for more.
6. Darling please - the toilet seat! I've asked you a million times! |
Semperfemme
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Username: Semperfemme
Post Number: 69
Registered: 07-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 13, 2006 - 03:02 pm: |
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Mzuri: Have you ever seen that book, "The Guide To Getting It On?" That's a good read too and thanks for the tips. Thank goodness he puts the toilet seat down, but it's also left me at a disadvantage. I'm so used to be it being down that when my friends come to visit and leave it up, I end up falling into the john. |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 1358
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 13, 2006 - 03:38 pm: |
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I'll check it out. We have separate master suites and so no one uses my private area but me.
7. Put the cap back on the toothpaste - PLEASE! |
Robynmarie
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Robynmarie
Post Number: 108
Registered: 04-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 13, 2006 - 05:44 pm: |
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8.They don't remember
9.They don't remember
10.They don't remember
11.They don't remember
12.They don't remember
I end up telling my man the same thing over and over again till I am blue in the face! (and that's hella long time) Ugh!!
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Renata
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Renata
Post Number: 1151
Registered: 08-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 13, 2006 - 07:31 pm: |
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I like a variety of dishes, but have a husband who INSISTS on eating the same thing EVERY DAY and nothing else.
#13. Please learn to appreciate variety.
#14. Know that "Vegetable" is not a dirty word.
#15. Know that soy products aren't just for "gay people." |
Semperfemme
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Username: Semperfemme
Post Number: 71
Registered: 07-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 13, 2006 - 09:11 pm: |
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Renata: I thought I was the only one and you're right, they act like veggies are going to make them break into hives. If I'm not making pork chops, fried chicken, or spaghetti, the SO is NOT having it.
I've even tried "exotic" meaty dishes like Doro Wat or Jalaf Rice...no go. pfft. |
Ntfs_encryption
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 587
Registered: 10-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 - 06:14 pm: |
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Hmmmmmmmm........try getting a new man. |
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