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Abm
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Posted on Thursday, July 06, 2006 - 01:27 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I bought and read a recent issue (Mo’nique is on the cover.) of Essence magazine ("Gotdayam longa$$ grocery store checkout lines!"). Within the magazine was a fairly interesting article about women who engage in affairs with Black preachers, including those who are married to other women. The article basically asserted that the power and charisma the Black male reverend typically wield combined with the high rate of fatherlessness and manlessness amongst Black women result in many Black female church-goers wanting to romance and bone their pastors.

Honestly. After reading the article, I came away feeling as if some new sort of social program should be created to help heal all the suffering mistresses of Black preachers or something.

While reading this article, it struck me how whenever a man is becomes involved in illicit sexual activity there seldom is any empathy expressed about what might have motivated his behavior. The men are basically deemed evil, selfish pu$$ychasing nikkas who never learned to keep it in their pants.

But when a woman becomes involved in cheating, volumes of books and magazine articles are dedicated to rationalizing, if not outright FORGIVING, her illicit activities.
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Moonsigns
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Posted on Thursday, July 06, 2006 - 02:12 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Abm:
"While reading this article, it struck me how whenever a man is becomes involved in illicit sexual activity there seldom is any empathy expressed about what might have motivated his behavior. The men are basically deemed evil, selfish pu$$ychasing nikkas who never learned to keep it in their pants.


But when a woman becomes involved in cheating, volumes of books and magazine articles are dedicated to rationalizing, if not outright FORGIVING, her illicit activities."



Moonsigns:
Abm, I don't know how it "struck" you when you're the same cat who has written several times that (paraphrasing), to most men, "there is no pu$$y as good as new pu$$y".

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Cynique
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Posted on Thursday, July 06, 2006 - 02:16 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Really? In the church culture, Jezabels are regularly relegated to the status of disgraceful harlot. Baptist ministers get more tail than the brotha on the corner, but everybody just excuses him cuz preachers are human like everybody else. Yes, lord.
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Abm
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Posted on Thursday, July 06, 2006 - 02:19 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Moonsigns,

That's a natural feeling that men have. (It's akin to women thinking they can never have enuff shoes or dresses.)

Just because a man FEELS that way about sex (and women do about shopping) does not mean he's (she's) justified in always ACTING upon such nor should be be condemn simply for having the feelings.
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Abm
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Posted on Thursday, July 06, 2006 - 02:22 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Cynique,

I've seen preachers knock up dayamnear half their Inspirational Choir section. And NONE of those chicks were castigated as disgraceful harlots. Probably because, hell, there weren't enuff women around the pastor HADN'T boned to justify their doing that to other women.
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Abm
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Posted on Thursday, July 06, 2006 - 02:25 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

To a man, the new pu$$y is like new money: You almost can't help wanting to at least touch and smell some of it.

But then you realize the old stuff still spends just fine.
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Mzuri
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Posted on Thursday, July 06, 2006 - 06:31 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I've been in this town since in the 70's and that practice is VERY prevalent here. There's about twelve Black churches that I can think of (probably more) and just about ALL the preachers are screwing their congregation. I've heard stories that would make your head spin and that's the main reason why I'm not a church-goer. Too much BS going on at church. One of my girlfriends was married to a preacher of one of the largest churches (he's still at it), she's one of the loveliest ppl in the world, and they are divorced because her husband was a straight-up DAWG!!! He was bonin damn near every chick that walked thru the door!!! It's one thing if all the congregation is out till 5:00a.m. gettin some tail, but the preacher's got to do right!!! How's he gonna stand up there and chide the rest of us about our sins, when he's even worse than us???
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Mzuri
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Posted on Thursday, July 06, 2006 - 06:34 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Till 5:00a.m. Sunday morning before they come to church.
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Doberman23
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Posted on Thursday, July 06, 2006 - 07:28 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

abm (dapz) your right on that one dawg.
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Lil_ze
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Posted on Thursday, July 06, 2006 - 07:34 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

these churches are FILLED with women, effeminate black males, and lying money hungry con-men preachers. is it any surprise that wany of these women in these churches fall under the spell of these con-men preachers? if you or anyone out there is stupid enough to believe that someone is closer to "god" (which is how these women view these con-men preachers) than they are, then they are at the mercy of these con-men that they view as spokesmen for god. 99.9 percent of these churches are a song and dance, pass the money plate, "don't i look good in my sundays' best", lets hoot and holla, circus show. most of the people in these churches are totally self-righteous hypocrites. many of the men are homosexuals (which the bible is against), and many of the women are lying whores. this is the truth. of course these preachers (who are married) are sleeping with women in their congregation (who are also married). people will look for any exuse to justify their behavior. church is a money making scheme that makes a handful of men rich for talking for a few hours one day a week. what a joke!
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Abm
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Posted on Thursday, July 06, 2006 - 07:38 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Mzuri,

What do you think of ALL the WOMEN who pursue and lust after their pastors? Shouldn't THEY be criticized for contributing to the degradation of their preachers?
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Mzuri
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Posted on Thursday, July 06, 2006 - 07:59 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Did you have to ask me what I think of the women that would screw the pastor? They're whores!!! The preacher and the congregant. I can go to church and think the pastor is handsome and charming, that doesn't mean I've got to bang the man.

I believe that the major problem in our society is that people are confused. Some women believe that because they have "warm" feelings for their girlfriend, and the girlfriend feels that way too, that they should have sex together. What happened to just being girlfriends, gossiping, going shopping, eating out and having drinks together? What happened to loving your girlfriend without wanting to fuck? Same thing with men. What causes a man to look at another man (his best friend) and want to "experiment?" You don't fuck everyone that you're attracted to. You can be attracted to a friend and love them immensely, that doesn't mean you should have carnal knowledge of them. Same thing with Teachers/Students, Priests/Little Boys, etc. People have forgotten where to draw the line. There is still a LINE!!!

I love sex, and I love me a good-lookin Black man, but GodDamnIt - I am not giving my sweet little pussy to the preacher man. I would rather DIE!!!
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Posted on Friday, July 07, 2006 - 03:47 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

God helps those that help themselves. If the preacher man is kind enough to help those in need, thats his job. Sex is not sinfull, oops, only if you are catholic.
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Posted on Friday, July 07, 2006 - 05:50 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

"I am not giving my sweet little pussy to the preacher man. I would rather DIE!!!"

Uh huh.....yeah...ok....
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Mzuri
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Posted on Friday, July 07, 2006 - 09:50 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

NTFS - How DARE you question my pussy integrity!!!
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Posted on Friday, July 07, 2006 - 11:05 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Mzuri,

Is it the "integrity" of that cQQchie that's in question? Or it its alleged SIZE?

Hahahahaha!!!
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Posted on Friday, July 07, 2006 - 11:24 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I guess you forgot that I possess the ancient secret douche formulation that keeps the coochie good and tight. That and the keegles. We haven't discussed the keegles lately, have we???
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Posted on Friday, July 07, 2006 - 11:24 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Mzuri: “You can be attracted to a friend and love them immensely, that doesn't mean you should have carnal knowledge of them. Same thing with Teachers/Students, Priests/Little Boys, etc.

Interesting point. It does appear these days that foks cannot tolerate having affection for others without some boning going down. Though considering how sexualized everything has become (e.g., in TV, music & advertising, ubiquitous internet porn, etc.), I suppose we shouldn’t be surprised.

I wonder whether all these church-going hoochies convince themselves that boning passah helps them to in some way feel and get closer to GOD.
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Posted on Friday, July 07, 2006 - 11:28 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Mzuri,

You and and that Kola know yawl like to try to get nikkas to jerk-off to how yawl CLAIM to be able to get down.
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Mzuri
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Posted on Friday, July 07, 2006 - 11:58 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

ABM - Ain't nobody trying to get you to masturbate. You can't post about sex without getting aroused? God, men are so damn weak!!! This doesn't arouse me at all, it would take something much more personal - perhaps a fonecon to get me started. LOL.
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Posted on Friday, July 07, 2006 - 02:31 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Mzuri,

You need to respect how "so damn weak" we men are. Because, hell, THAT'S the primary reason your a$$ is even HERE to begin with.

And lookit YOU trynah solicit some phone sex on the sly.
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Mzuri
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Posted on Friday, July 07, 2006 - 02:54 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I ain't soliciting shit. But I'll make an exception for you ABM, you can call me anytime. We can have phone sex - and I'll talk reeeeal dirty and nasty too. Okay. Let me just caution you now - I have a voice that will have you comin' and goin'
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Posted on Friday, July 07, 2006 - 04:21 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Mzuri, step away from the terminal. You do not want Mrs. ABM coming up in this here after you. ABM, behave. You do not want Mrs. M throwing a pan of hot grits on you behind some aalbc shenanigans. (Again.) LOL!
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Abm
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Posted on Friday, July 07, 2006 - 04:57 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Yvettep,

*whistling*
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Mzuri
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Posted on Friday, July 07, 2006 - 05:47 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Go get some business YvetteP. Thank you.
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Posted on Friday, July 07, 2006 - 07:51 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

ABM: *whistling* "Who me?"
Roscoe: *grinning* "Yeah, you!"

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