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Ntfs_encryption
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Posted on Saturday, July 01, 2006 - 05:42 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Did anyone see where Republican Sen. Charles Grassley (Iowa) has a fantasy of stamping out pimping and prostitution by jailing them if they don’t file and pay taxes?

The Senate Judiciary Committee approved a bill this past Wednesday that the committee chairman, Charles Grassley, authorizing at least $2 million (of our tax payers money) toward the establishment of an special office in the IRS criminal investigation unit to prosecute prostitutes and pimps for violations of tax laws. Why stop there? Why not tax crack dealers also.

If the activity is deemed illegal (of all the major industrialized nations -prostitution is the only illegal in the US), how can you tax it? How can a sane government create laws to tax an activity that is illegal to begin with? What’s wrong with this picture? And where am I going wrong?

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Posted on Saturday, July 01, 2006 - 07:41 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

If the activity is deemed illegal (of all the major industrialized nations -prostitution is the only illegal in the US), how can you tax it?

The IRS doesn't care where your money comes from, they just want you to pay your taxes. It's always been a requirement to pay income taxes on ill gotten gains, so this is nothing new. But since they must rely on the honor system to collect taxes, it's futile to expect criminals to do so. Hence the crackdown.

I think we need to do away with our current taxation system (since it doesn't work) and come up with a user tax or the value added tax. And eliminate the IRS. I'd also like to see our govt put our tax dollars to good use, instead of wasting it on BS - like a war that no one really agrees with. And all the other useless projects they waste our money on. :-(
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Posted on Saturday, July 01, 2006 - 08:18 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Mzuri,

While having an income tax, America has become the richest, most powerful nation on earth.

The VAT is mostly used in the place of Sales Tax, not income taxes.

As long as foks have to PAY taxes, they'll find some fault with such.

The problem is NOT having an income tax. The issues are fairness, enforcement and proper UTILIZATION of what monies are collected.

Because you can have a VAT, Flat or A$$ tax. If the government's going to blow it fighting bad wars and building bridges to places nobody visit, it don't really matter HOW the hell we collect the money
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Posted on Saturday, July 01, 2006 - 08:40 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

ABM - The problem IS income tax. Why should an ordinary joe like me have to pay taxes, when pimps, hos, hustlers, crooked congressmen and countless others do not. The govt needs to figure out a way to spread the friggen joy around equally. Who care's what it's called.

And how do you figure we're so rich and powerful when we're in debt up to our eyeballs to the Chinese? And others.
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Posted on Saturday, July 01, 2006 - 08:50 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Mzuri,

You HONESTLY believe some pimp's gonna report his hoing earnings to Uncle Sam?

Baby. A VAT ain't gone get that pimp/ho money any bettah than Income Tax.

In spite of its debt, America is still BY FAR the wealthiest and most powerful of nations. And once we get those sons-of-b*tches Bush & Co. out of office we'll be able to pay off some bills.
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Posted on Saturday, July 01, 2006 - 09:28 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I bet the vast MAJORITY of "Ho's" nowadays are clocking their dollars SOLO (without a pimp as pimps are OBSOLETE)...and it's virtually impossible to track a female and her money.

So much undocumented cash goes through our hands.

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Posted on Saturday, July 01, 2006 - 09:56 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Since prostitution is legal in Las Vegas I would venture to say that the madams and pimps give the IRS their due. This I do know:taxing citizens to finance wars being waged on foreign soil is a travesty.
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Posted on Saturday, July 01, 2006 - 11:46 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

You HONESTLY believe some pimp's gonna report his hoing earnings to Uncle Sam?

I already said: But since they must rely on the honor system to collect taxes, it's futile to expect criminals to do so.

So much undocumented cash goes through our hands.

Are you admitting to not reporting all of your income to the IRS? If so, please send me your contact information. I could use that reward money. Thank you.

Since prostitution is legal in Las Vegas

Noooo! Prostitution is NOT legal in Vegas. It's legal in other parts of Nevada but not in LV.

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Posted on Sunday, July 02, 2006 - 06:35 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

If the activity is deemed illegal (of all the major industrialized nations -prostitution is illegal only in the US), how can you tax it?

Sorry for the typo. When I write these things I rarely go back and correct them for syntax and grammar errors.

I'd also like to see our govt put our tax dollars to good use, instead of wasting it on BS - like a war that no one really agrees with. And all the other useless projects they waste our money on.

I agree. Your point is well taken.

While having an income tax, America has become the richest, most powerful nation on earth.

This is an undeniable fact.

The problem is NOT having an income tax. The issues are fairness, enforcement and proper UTILIZATION of what monies are collected.

This is also very true. It is the gross unfairness of the current tax system that accounts for the indefensible inequities and chaos.

Why should an ordinary joe like me have to pay taxes, when pimps, hos, hustlers, crooked congressmen and countless others do not. The govt needs to figure out a way to spread the friggen joy around equally. Who care's what it's called.

Another good point that I also agree with. You just made ABM’s point: ”The govt needs to figure out a way to spread the friggen joy around equally.” I think we all agree here.

”And how do you figure we're so rich and powerful when we're in debt up to our eyeballs to the Chinese? And others.”

We are. But the foreign debt does not diminish that fact that the US is one of the wealthiest and best countries for opportunities in the world. The 2005 trade deficit that you speak of equaled 5.8 percent of our GDP. Not good. And it has been increasing every year.

The US has the largest national economy and a GDP for 2005 of 12.41 trillion dollars (Luxembourg is the wealthiest with an average GDP per capita of over $50,000!) Just think of where you could have been born: North Korea, Estonia, Bostwana Land, Afghanistan, Cambodia, Burkina Faso or Mauritania. You could be dead by now, killed by starvation, bloody revolutions, malaria, tidal wave, rebel insurgents, drought, civil war, well poisoning, a land mine... I won't bore you, but the list goes on and on!

Take a look at the latest statistics from the World Health Organization. At least in the US you don't have a one-in-three chance of being HIV-positive, like the people in some places. Did you know that AIDS will account for 44.7 percent of adult deaths in South Africa this year and is projected to account for 78.6 percent by 2010? Not in America, though!

You know that old saying, "Life begins at 40"? Well, not in Sierra Leone! The life average expectancy there is 40 years of age (look it up)! I was shocked to learn this. Sub-Saharan Africa provides all of the bottom ten ranked countries (out of the world's listed 191 countries). And of the 40 worst ranked nations, Afghanistan and Haiti are the only non-African nations that appear.

As a major wealthy nation, we only make up only 4 percent of the world's population, yet we have “one third of its automobiles” and consume “one-quarter” of the worlds energy supply. Shocking but true.

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Posted on Sunday, July 02, 2006 - 06:39 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

"Prostitution is NOT legal in Vegas. It's legal in other parts of Nevada but not in LV."

This is correct. Many people don't know this though.
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Posted on Sunday, July 02, 2006 - 01:27 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Yep. I thought prostitution was legal in Las Vegas, since obviously that's where all the action is. LOL. Is it legal in Reno?
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Posted on Sunday, July 02, 2006 - 01:35 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Taxin' Pimps and Ho's? Shit, I'll bet you every (non-tax payin') illegal alien in the country is rolling with laughter on that one. Talk about stupidity. Grassley probably got mad because a "Ho" turned him down. He'd been better off at the Mustang Ranch. Another white guy with a small dick tries to solve a rather "stiff" problem. Go figure.
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Posted on Monday, July 03, 2006 - 11:12 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I want to see Grassley's face the next time he goes to buy a prostitute (all those conservatives do that) and she asks him to fill out a receipt.
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Posted on Monday, July 03, 2006 - 11:17 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Kola:

On the Northside of St. Louis a prostitute without a pimp will be eaten alive by the other prostitutes--not to mention robbed and beaten by gangbangers and crack addicts and victimized by predatory johns and cops.

That image of the fancy pimp sitting around dressed all pretty in a bar while his woman is on the street is passe or only going on in big towns--here the pimps have to stand on the stroll and watch out for the women--almost all of them are crack addicts who smoke up the money soon as they make it

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Posted on Monday, July 03, 2006 - 11:56 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Kola meant that she don't need a pimp. She probably forgot that most hos ain't 6'3" LOL!!!
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Posted on Monday, July 03, 2006 - 02:13 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Exactly, Mzuri.

And I don't know ANY girls working in California that have a pimp. NO WHERE.

Not the Penhouse (newspaper ad) girls...not the Hotel barfly girls...not the strippers or video soundstage girls...not the ghetto street alley girls.

A smart woman can figure out a way to make money hook'n and not EVER need a pimp.

Here's how it can be done in St. Louis, Chris.

You can buy an extra-tight Nurses Uniform, scope out hotels and airports as a nurse, keep a daily-rented motel room and operate business all day without most people knowing what's going down...and no Pimp need ever be involved.

MOST men who pay for pussy are not violent in the least--unless you act scared--and a Smart girl would let it slip in passing that her "pimp" is a Police Officer and that she's gotta be real quick, because he's expecting her down at the station house with his money in an hour.

ALSO, Chris...a woman can get a Business Permit and put an "Ad" in the newspaper for "massage" and operate from her apartment without ever leaving the house. It's hard for Cops to bust her--because she can claim that she accepted money for the massage she gave...but fucked him for FREE, because "he was cute" and she wanted to. NO LAW AGAINST THAT.

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The problem is that too many of these "girls" (especially ghetto women) are DUMBER THAN DIRT and let themselves believe the bullshit that men tell them.

They start out being "romanced" by a "boyfriend"...who later turns them into whores--so she can prove her love. It evolves into beatings.

Those women are DUMB--because there's tons of very well to do HO's that have never had a pimp and were clever enough to "disguise" what their business was.

What you NEED, if possible, are Judge, Lawyer and Police "Friends" who get a little free taste from time to time.

I know a white blond girlfriend of mine whose an "airline stewardess" and clocked 2 grand a flight doing Hotel-Stops.

Smart Women don't need to give their money to some lazy, sorry bastard.



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Posted on Monday, July 03, 2006 - 02:14 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

That's these dumb bitches.

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Posted on Monday, July 03, 2006 - 02:21 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Kola,

Sounds like you need to start giving "How To Be A Hoe" seminars or something.
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Posted on Monday, July 03, 2006 - 02:24 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

"The problem is that too many of these "girls" (especially ghetto women) are DUMBER THAN DIRT and let themselves believe the bullshit that men tell them. They start out being "romanced" by a "boyfriend"...who later turns them into whores--so she can prove her love. It evolves into beatings."

Awwwwwww...comon' Kola, that's not true. Is it.....?
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Posted on Monday, July 03, 2006 - 02:32 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

YES, IT'S TRUE!!!!!

Go to any battered women's shelter or any Rehab for wayward street girls.....the men start out being a "loving boyfriend"---I even had a black guy try to pull it on me when I was a teen----they buy you things, dole you in attention.

Then one day--"com'n, girl...you say you love me...just this one time. Be nice to my buddy before he goes off to the war. Come on, princess. You can't really love me if you're not willing to do this."

It's the MAIN WAY that men "turn out" young girls.

And then once they're trained and used to that lifestyle by other girls--it sticks.






ABM,

you might ADMIT that I know an awful lot about an awful lot of stuff...whether it's cooking, gardening, ballroom ettiquette, giving speeches to armies in Israel or getting fucked in the face.

Please just give me that. OK.

Knowing MATH doesn't make me a mathmetician.





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Posted on Monday, July 03, 2006 - 02:35 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Kola,

Touché.
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That nurse modus operandi seems like a lot of work. Wouldn't it be easier to pick up a john at the hotel lounge? You know, you go in, sit down, order a drink and catch a trick. And you dress in business attire and carry a briefcase so that you look like a hotel guest. Or you pay the cabbies to bring the tricks to you, since tricks typically ask taxi drivers about such things. But I wouldn't know anything about any of that since I ain't never been a ho. LOL!

Anyway, I agree with most of what you have stated Kola as far as women working independently, but there's no way that you could know all the hos in California, and there's no way you can convince me there ain't no pimps in all of California. I mean, a man's gotta make a living somehow - and it's not as if a pimp is gonna make a career change. Then you have all the husbands who pimp out their ho wives. Pimpin is probably the world's second oldest profession and I doubt that pimps will ever be obsolete.
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That nurse modus operandi seems like a lot of work.

It's no more work having on a Nurse's Uniform than having on a business suit.

But a woman looking like Diahann Carroll from "Julia" in a Nurse's Uniform will pull way more bizness than a SEDUCTIVE PRO-looking type any day.

Men love to fuck pretty women who appear "demure" and look like they aren't fucked too often.

The book "Mayflower Madamn" and how she had her women dress in "beige, earth tone satins" and "peach cottons"---rather than sexy negligees, etc.---proves my point EXCEEDINGLY, Mzuri.

Wouldn't it be easier to pick up a john at the hotel lounge?

That would also make it easier to get BUSTED.

Not to mention...you limit your customers to JOHNS ONLY.

Why not get the "accidental" customer????

They pay more and they're less dangerous.

Additonally....a Nurse can stroll around an airport or hotel all day long without anyone thinking anything "suspicious" (provided she's a half-way decent actress, and what HO worth her salt isn't an actress?).

And she can out-gross the "barfly" you described quite handidly.

SPECIAL NOTE:

A poor girl from the projects, if she's got a nice smile, friendly eyes and got some ass on her---can pay $35 for a nice WHITE CLEAN "short as possible" Nurse's Outfit, get herself a "stethescope".....and go to the airport, hotel row every day....and still have EVERYONE IN TOWN believing she's a nice respectable Nurse.

Now that's how KOLA would do it.

No one would ever know (or be able to prove) that I was a HO....if I was a HO.

I would play a "role" that constantly put me in contact with MEN.

Being a "pretty" nurse with a nice smile is perfect.




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Posted on Monday, July 03, 2006 - 04:35 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Pimps are an "urban" East-coast thing, believe me.

And only the stupid girls are still caught up in that bullshit.

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Tricks aren't really that particular about who they have sex with. They're tricks/johns/marks for God's sake - not exactly the brightest bulbs on the tree. But what do I know? As I said, I've never been a ho. But you go ahead on and work it girl, with your nurse's uniform self.
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Posted on Monday, July 03, 2006 - 05:29 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Tricks aren't really that particular about who they have sex with.

Yeah, but a "Smart HO" is particular.

Otherwise...she'll never MOVE UP.

Do you want to work on a chilly corner your whole life or do you want to work from your penthouse??

As I said, I've never been a ho.

Sure you have Mzuri. You're a HO right now.

As the BIBLE states--having it in your heart is just as bad as doing it. And as Maya Angelou so brilliantly said---when one woman accuses another of being a "ho", it's usually because she's only mad that SHE HERSELF hasn't had the pleasure.

IN OTHER WORDS...while I haven't exactly had to be a "prositute" in my lifetime (and please be clear--I would have done that if I had had to)....I HAVE been with Men and used sex as a weapon and done my bidding with the flick of a tongue...

...and though I clash with men, politically and socially....

....I love nothing more than being fucked in my various holes by a big strong macho man and tossed around the bed by him. LOVE IT.



BUT I AM A FREAK. Not a "Ho".

I've never required payment and I'm out for my own NEEDS being met.

But you go ahead on and work it girl, with your nurse's uniform self.

Yeah, well. The next time you need a good pound cake or pull apart-pork dumplings recipe...or tips about pruning your garden...or how to build an electrical adaptor from the central house to the barn...just give Kola a call.

My sons and I are usually quite bored on this ranch.





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Posted on Monday, July 03, 2006 - 08:11 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Kola - You have a lot of nerves calling anyone any names at all - like your sorry crusty ashy ass is so virtuous and pure. Trust me, if I'm a ho, then you're a cum-sucking-slut Kola!!! And that's putting it politely. Nasty stink ass trifling lowlife overgrown neanderthal trollop!!! You make me SICK!!!
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And BTW dumb ass - practicing medicine without a license will get you into far more trouble with the authorities than turning a trick. God you're so stupid it's unreal!!!
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"I'm a ho, then you're a cum-sucking-slut Kola!!! And that's putting it politely. Nasty stink ass trifling lowlife overgrown neanderthal trollop!!! You make me SICK!!!"

Sooooo....I take it you don't like Kola?
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Posted on Tuesday, July 04, 2006 - 02:32 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Hey Mzuri,

"Nurses" don't practice medicine. LOL

It's also no law against wearing a nursing uniform all day or even pretending to be a nurse, as long as you're not in a hospital.

Kola's ideas in this thread are brilliant.



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Posted on Tuesday, July 04, 2006 - 07:39 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I ain't saying all women are ho's. But all men end up paying for sex...one way or the other.
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Yvettep
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Posted on Tuesday, July 04, 2006 - 01:14 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Here's an article about a program being tried in Germany. From http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,405903,00.html

A new project in Germany is teaching prostitutes a wholly new bedside manner -- retraining them to become care workers for the elderly. Many experts consider women with experience in the sex trade to be especially well suited to the job.

She used to call herself "Angie" and described herself to potential customers as "the buxom blonde from Bochum -- without taboos and available around the clock." She satisfied machos and mama's boys, blue-collar workers and ivory-tower academics, old and young. She learned how to adjust to completely different temperaments and needs. She did it six years long four or five times a day. Then she got pregnant, cancelled her ad in the newspaper and changed her job.

Angie, the whore, became Angelika the care worker for the elderly. Employed by a mobile social care service, the one-time blonde now has short brown hair and has traded her stilettos for sensible shoes. Instead of taking care of their sexual needs, she now helps her customers bathe and change their bandages. "It's easy for me," says Angelika, who just finished her training.

What the woman from Germany's industrial Ruhr Valley managed to do on her own is now being considered by the state of North Rhine-Westphalia as a model for other sex trade workers: off the street and into the old folks home. The novel retraining scheme is being financed with over €1 million in state and EU money.

"It was a logical move," says Rita Kühn from Diakone Westfalen, which runs nursing homes across the country and is organizing the project. According to Kühn, prostitutes have "good people skills," aren't easily disgusted and have "zero fear of contact."

Those are all characteristics that can set them apart from trainee nurses and future care workers, believes Kühn. She is so confident that prostitutes are cut out for nursing care jobs that she wants to offer 30 women the chance to have a new career with two years of courses and vocational training.

Hard times in the red light district

For the 56-year-old Gisela Zohren the unusual program comes at just the right time. The former star dominatrix, who works for the prostitute help center "Midnight Mission," is in charge of the project in Dortmund. Founded in 1918, the center has rarely had so much to do. In recent years, she's heard increasing bad news from the red light milieu. Competition has surged at bordellos and among streetwalkers as thousands of women have poured into the sex trade -- and not just from economically depressed Eastern Europe. There are plenty of mothers simply trying to make ends meet, academics who can't find other work, or even schoolgirls trying to make some extra pocket money.

Prices for erotic services have dropped amid growing competition.
"The job situation is miserable," says Zohren, who estimates there are at least 50,000 prostitutes in North Rhine-Westphalia alone. The hooker surplus has led to a "dramatic drop in prices," meaning a john can get pretty much anything he wants for €30 these days. The only time any real money is to be made is during big events like a recent hunting trade fair in Dortmund.

Zohren says at least half of her clients want out of the sex business and most of them could imagine working with the elderly. She herself was once a successful strict mistress decked out in leather and latex in her own S&M studio, but managed to make the jump herself in the late 1990s. Once she did, she found the wishes of many of her former customers weren't so different from her nursing home work with bedpans and washcloths. She often used to play the role of nanny -- albeit with a whip. "I learned to listen and to convey a feeling of safety," says Zohren. "Isn't that exactly what's missing so much in care for the elderly?"

The whole concept sounds "very coherent" to Heinz Oberlach from Germany's Federal Labor Agency -- especially since there are few sectors that so desperately need new workers like nursing homes and social services. There are some 6,400 vacancies in the sector nationwide, even though Germany's unemployment rate tops 12 percent. And the country's rapidly aging society will only make the problem more acute in the coming decades. "It all fits together like the pieces of a puzzle," enthuses Oberloch.

Useful skills

Not easily disgusted? Some think prostitutes have the right skills to deal with the elderly.

In an attempt to alleviate any concerns of potential employers, Zohren and the project coordinators from the cities of Bochum and Münster will go on a road show around the state in the coming weeks. "The people we talk with need to realize that prostitution can offer true qualifications," says Zohren.

Rita Kühn from Diakone Westfalen is hoping for absolute discretion from nursing managers to avoid elderly men demanding erotic services from their new nurses.

Ex-prostitute Angelika is glad that her new colleagues and customers don't know about her past in the red light milieu. She feels "very comfortable" in her new job -- even though she doesn't earn even half as much as she did as Angie the hooker. And due to cutbacks in healthcare, she doesn't have as much time for her customers as she once did. "I used to be able to listen for a good half hour," she says. "But that isn't really possible now."
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Brownbeauty123
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Posted on Tuesday, July 04, 2006 - 01:45 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Isn't the nurses' "uniform" we're referring to a bit outdated..?

Nurse's no longer wear the white hat, nor do they wear a tight fitted dress or skirt anymore. The nurses' attire is very casual, cotton/polyester pants with the multicolored light weight jacket.

An attractive woamn strolling around in a sexy white nurses' uniform would stick out like a red flag-
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Mzuri
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Posted on Tuesday, July 04, 2006 - 01:50 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

PBG wrote:

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Hey Mzuri,

"Nurses" don't practice medicine. LOL

It's also no law against wearing a nursing uniform all day or even pretending to be a nurse, as long as you're not in a hospital.

Kola's ideas in this thread are brilliant.




Oh really. Well, wearing a nursie uniform along with a stethoscope would constitute impersonating a nurse and or practicing medicine. And it's illegal in the state of California.

http://www.aroundthecapitol.com/code/code.html?sec=bpc&codesection=2795-2800

http://www.aroundthecapitol.com/code/code.html?sec=bpc&codesection=2750-2765

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